Chapter VI

"So, can you tell me once again..."

"Yes?"

"Why the hell are we here!"

Let's just say Newton Pulcifer was a little cranky by the fact that his wife, Anathema Pulcifer, had dragged him along with her to talk with the angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley.

"I've told you, Newt."

"Yeah, but there's not really an answer in 'That's classified information'."

"Well, I can go by the world telling everyone what will happen."

"What you suppose will happen."

Anathema took out a little index card and pointed the flash light to the card wich she pushed in front of Newton.

In case I hadn't mentioned it, Newton wasn't cranky because she had dragged him with her, he was cranky because she had dragged him with her at 3 am, didn't the woman know that from 3 to 6 am is the time where the body gets the best rest?

"Before I read anything, I just want to declare that you shouldn't have opened the book."

"I opened it just once, as we agreed, you were there with me and this is what came out. Now we are in, we can't go back." –There was a pause – "Now read."

0001: When the men in black walk the earth, the good one and the mean one will be in danger, the boy who lived a normal life and those who survived along will have to take risks for Zeus and Hades are now getting along, it will be time to run, for the doom is near to come.

"Wow, you've transcribed it from old english to nowadays english, that's cool."

"Pulcifer! Focus!"

"Oh yeah, right. What makes you think they talk about the Aziraphale and Crowley here?"

Anathema just stared.

"Alright, maybe the 'good one' is Aziraphale as he is an angel, maybe the 'mean one' is Crowley as he is a demon; maybe 'the boy who lived a normal life' is Adam as he is the antichrist and should have led an antichrist's life, maybe those who survived are everyone that was there with him, meaning you, me, the Them, the dog, whose name's Dog by the way, Mr. Shadwell and Madame Tracy, and maybe and I make an extra special emphasis on that MAYBE, Zeus is God and Hades is Satan, you know, giving them the names of their greek equals." – Newton stood in silence for a while, then said – "Alright, alright. Let's get going."

"Right. The bookshop's right in front of that hotel, we better get in without a fuzz, there might be people awake and staring in the hotel." Anathema was walking slowly and soundlessly, eventhough there was no one in the street and all the windows facing the bookshop were dark.

"I don't think they even bothered to close the door, when I called them 1 hour ago, they sounded pretty drunk."

As they thought, the door was unlocked, but not because they were drunk. It was becauseof this. When they got in, they were nervous and focused on getting drunk to forget the nervousness that they did locked the door, but Crowley unlocked it in one of his drunken attacks (just as a fact, they had already finished the best red whine bottles and were in the second half of Aziraphale's red whine reserve, his reserve is more than a hundrer years old, imagine how many bottles were there.) when he went to the street at midnight to yell "Ay mis hijos!" (Ow my children) as said in a Mexican leyend called "La llorona" (The lady that cries a lot, to put it formally) and kept yelling until Aziraphale stopped laughing and dragged him back inside. Anathema and Newt locked the door behind them.

Hastur turned on the light of his room, not that he needed as demon's having snake like eyes can see the heat if they are willing to and even without the snake's eyes, being a demon gives you a hell of a sight... a hell of good senses in fact. With his good hearing, he perceived there had been movement in the street, but it took him a while to get up from the floor as he had his demonic form for his comfort. By the time he got to the window, the street was silent and vacant.

A/N: By the way, aren't you amazed of how fast a wedding can take place? They probably went to Las Vegas or something like that. In case you were wondering, Newton and Anathema did invite all the good characters and Crowley to their wedding, they have pretty pictures were everyone is wearing their best clothes and smiling. Aziraphale gave them a book called "Heaven is in the family" as a wedding gift and Crowley's was not to do anything mischevieus during the wedding wich they really thanked because with the Them and Mr. Shadwell there was enough embarassment and laughter for a wedding.