Zatch and The Chocolate Factory Chapter 16: Wonka Vision, a zatch bell fanfic

Me: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kaiser & Zero: What's the matter with you?

Me: We're doom! Doom, I tell you! DOOM!

Kaiser: Just chill and tell us why we're doom.

Me: THE SUN! The sun is gonna unleash a massive heat wave strong enough to wipe out all electricity we have here on Earth! And it'll take about weeks to months to years to get electricity back! Imagine living in a world without electricity! How are we gonna survive? And I'm not gonna go back to my primal instincts!

Kaiser: Well, I use to live in Egypt with the Pharaoh, Yami Bakura, and Maiana, and we didn't had electricity.

Zero: Yeah, and I'm from another world that hardly has any electricity.

Me: I don't care! We're DOOM! The sun's gonna wipe out all electricity! Ra will betray all humans!

(Then Zatch, Kiyo, Brago, Zeno, Dufort, Sherry, Tia, Megumi, Kanchome, Folgore, Ponygon, Kafka Sunbeam, Koko, Good Zofis, and Evil Zofis come in.)

Brago: Now what's wrong with him?

Zero: He thinks the sun's gonna wipe out all electricity from Earth in one gigantic heat wave.

Me: I don't think, I know it's gonna happen! It's coming I tell you!"

Everyone: And your point is?

Me: My point is that the Sun is THE ULTIMATE EVIL! We're all gonna die without electricity to help us! The Sun is THE ULTIMATE EVIL!

Everyone: And your point is?

Me: (Glares)

Kaiser: Uh-oh, now you all done it. (Sighs/shrugs) I'll get the restraining jacket.

Zero: And I'll call the happy hotel. The rest of you people just enjoy the new chapter.

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Chapter 16: Wonka Vision.

"Come on, everyone. Lets go into the T.V. room." Willy called out.

The chocolate maker led Zatch, Kiyo, Tia, Megumi, Zeno, and Koko into an unknown room.

"You all might want to put these on," Willy said as he handed everyone weird-looking goggles. "If anyone's eyes are expose to the super flashes in here, the light will burn your eyes out of your sockets. And we don't want that now, do we?"

Zatch sighed, Tia went "humph", and Zeno rolled his eyes. But they all put the goggles on and followed Wonka inside.

Everything inside the T.V. room was all white. But there were only a very few things that were black. The room looked almost completely empty, except there was a giant platform, a control panel, a weird-looking T.V. screen, and a machine that looks like a giant video camera.

"What is this place?" Zatch asked, but then his lookalike Zeno whacked him on the back of the head.

"Don't you ever pay attention?" Zeno hissed at Zatch. Zatch quickly turned around and saw no one. He only saw Kiyo, Tia with Megumi, and Zeno with Koko. Zatch eyed his lookalike.

"What?" spoke Zeno.

"Behold ladies and gentle men; Wonka Vision. My very latest and greatest invention." Willy Wonka announced out loud.

"Oh... what's Wonka Vision?" Zatch asked again, and was whacked in the back of the head again by Zeno.

Zatch fiercely turned around again, but no one was standing behind him. He eyed Zeno again, who was by Koko's side.

"What?" Zeno spoke louder this time.

'Weird. I thought for sure that someone was behind me, hitting me on the head, but how come no one seems to be near me? Oh, they're good.'

Willy decided to continue talking. "Anyway, Wonka Vision is my very latest and greatest invent-"

"You already said that!" Zeno spoke up. Wonka frowned.

"You three are quite short." the candy maker said, pointing his fingers at the three mamodo children.

"Duh, we're 6 years old." Zatch spoke back.

"Well I wasn't as short you three are."

"You were once." Zeno called out.

"No I wasn't. I remember one putting a hat on my head. Look at your short little arms, you can never reach." Willy spoke again, and then chuckled a bit.

Zeno, Zatch, and Tia got really mad at this. Both Zatch and Tia stick their tongues at Wonka, but Zeno, despite him being 6 years old, gave Wonka the middle finger and grinned evilly.

"As I was saying, one day while I was watching t.v. and then an idea popped in my mind; why don't I try using a bar of chocolate to break down into little bite-size pieces and resemble them into a television screen where people are watching television, and when they're hungry, they can simply reach into the t.v. screen that is showing one of my special chocolate bars and take the chocolate out. I like to call it Television Chocolate." Willy explained, and ended his talking with a smile.

Everyone except Zeno had their mouths dropped to the ground.

"You're more insane than ever!" Tia snapped at the candy maker. "It's impossible to do something as stupid as that! Have you ever taken a science class before? There's a difference between particles and waves, you dummy! And you can almost bring the entire world to an end, because Kiyo and Megumi specifically told me one time that the energy to change or convert or whatever you call it to matter from energy is extremely dangerous! That kind of force is as powerful as what, nine to ten atomic bombs? You're totally out of your mind-"

"BABBLER!"

Willy Wonka shout out loud, which made Tia stopped talking.

"Seriously, little girl. You should open your mouth a little wider whenever you speak, and I cannot understand you're saying, and that annoys me. So please, do us all a favor and shut-up." Wonka spoke.

"THAT DOES IT!" Tia shrieked anime style and lunged towards Wonka to strangle him.

"Guys, pin her down!" Kiyo shout out. Zatch, Kiyo, and Megumi all jumped onto Tia and were pinning her on the ground.

Zeno and Koko were just looking at them.

"You four are so naive." the dark lightning mamodo child spoke as he shook his head.

"I'm what?" Koko asked Zeno suddenly.

"I wasn't talking about you." Zeno responded.

"Bring in the chocolate!" Willy called out to a couple of mamodos who were bringing in giant chocolate bar the size of a tree over to the platform. They placed the chocolate bar on the platform and went to their stations.

"Get ready, everyone," Willy spoke out loud as the giant video camera began move and aim itself at the chocolate bar. "Lights, camera, ACTION!"

The giant video camera fired a shining light out of its lenses it was so bright that everyone must turn away from it. But the light disappeared as fast as it came. The chocolate bar has vanished.

"It's gone!" Zatch, Kiyo, Tia, and Megumi all said in unison.

"Told you so." Willy responded.

"Don't you think that was cool, Zeno?" Koko asked the little mamodo child by her side.

"Obvious." Zeno responded.

"Now follow me over here." Willy spoke again as he walked over to the other side of the room towards the television screen. Everyone followed him and just stared ta the t.v. screen. "Give it some time." Willy continued.

After about twenty seconds of waiting, the chocolate bar appeared on the t.v. screen, at the size of a normal chocolate bar. "Well, reach in and grab it." Wonka said to Tia and Megumi.

"It's just a picture. If we try to reach in, we'll just hurt our hands by hitting them against the screen." Tia spoke back.

"Wimp." Willy responded.

"What?" the red head snapped, but Willy ignored her and looked at Zeno.

"Why don't you take it?"

"Fine." Zeno rolled his eyes, but he stepped forth. He reached his hand out to the t.v. screen. Everyone, including Zeno thought his hand was gonna hit the screen, but instead, it went into it, like it was a portal or a gateway. Zeno grasped the chocolate bar in his hand and pulled it out of the t.v. screen.

Everyone gasped at what just happened.

"Go on, try it. It's the same thing, but only smaller." Willy insisted Zeno to eat it. The dark lightning mamodo rolled his eyes again, but unwrapped the chocolate bar. He looked at it for a bit, and then turn to see everyone, and then back at the candy. And just like that, Zeno quickly scarfed the whole chocolate bar into his mouth like a wild animal.

He immediately swallowed it after he scarfed it into his mouth. He turned to look at everyone.

There was chocolate all over his mouth. "Okay," Zeno spoke at last. "I have one very, very important question I need to ask all of you."

Everyone nodded and leaned a bit closer to what the dark lightning mamodo was going to ask.

"Got milk?"

Everyone did the anime fall. Except Willy Wonka of course.

Koko was the first to get up, and she was laughing. She laughed so hard, she was clutching her stomach with her arms, feeling that her stomach was gonna explode or burst from laughing so hard. She turned to see the other four still on the ground, looking at her with odd faces.

"What? He's funny." said Koko, trying to calm down and wipe a tear from her eye. Zeno instead wiped the chocolate off his mouth with his arm and wiped it off on his cloak, leaving a small brown stain on it.

"It's amazing."

"It's spectacular."

"It's a t.v. dinner."

"It's Wonka Vision."

"It can change the world."

"Hey, Mr. Wonka? Pardon my behavior earlier. But I want to ask, can you send other things besides chocolate?" Tia suddenly asked.

"Yes, of course." Willy responded to the red head's question.

"How about people, like humans or mamodos?"

Willy thought about it a bit, but an answer came up really quick. "Sure of course I can. But there might some major problems with it." but Tia completely ignored the last part and ran towards the giant video camera.

"Tia, what in the world are you doing?" Megumi shout out.

"Idiot." Zeno spoke under his breath.

"Can't you see, Megumi? I want to be a famous pop idol just like you! Lights Camera, ACTION!" Tia shouted the same bright light came again. As it disappeared, Tia was gone.

"Tia! What happened?" the pop idol brunette called out loud.

"She's heading towards the t.v. quick!" Zatch spoke out a they all gather around the t.v. screen.

"What's taking so long?" Megumi asked with worry in her voice at Willy.

"Oh, it just takes awhile for all the particles of a form to show up together. And sometimes, only a few parts make it through. Say, young lady, if you happen to choose one half of your friend, which half would it be?" Willy asked a pointless question.

"What the hell kinda question is that?" Megumi cried out in shock and anger.

"No need to snap, it was just a question." Wonka spoke back, and then he turned to see one of his mamodos. "Try every channel."

The mamodo grabbed a remote and began flipping through channels, until it came to news channel. Suddenly, a figure appeared on the desk; it was Tia, who has shrunk. Music begins to play in the background.

"There she is. Cool, she's on the big picture box, Kiyo." Zatch spoke out. Zeno whacked Zatch in head again, and zipped straight back to Koko's side. "Who keeps hitting me on the head?" zatch asked.

Then mamodos surrounded the t.v. screen and the mamodo on the news channel as the news reporter began to sing "The most important thing, that we've ever learned. The most important thing we've important thing we've learned as far as mamodos are concerned..."

Then the mamodo with the remote change to a cooking channel, where Tia was almost smashed by a meat pounding hammer. "...Is never, never let them near the television set. Or better still just don't install the stupid thing at all."

Then it switches to a channel with rockem sockem robots. Tia was almost punched to death by the giant toys. "Never, never let them. Never, never let them."

Then it switches to a channel where a rock n' roll band is playing on a stage with fancy disco-like colors. "Never, never let them. Never, never let them. It keeps their imaginations dead, that it rots the senses in their head. It makes a child so dull and blind, it clogs and clutters up the mind. SO DULL! SO DULL! They'll no longer understand fairytale from a fairyland. Their thinking powers rust and freeze, it makes their brains as soft as cheese. They cannot think, they only sees!"

Then a black hole opens up underneath Tia and so she falls down the hole back to the channel with the rockem sockem robots. "Regarding little Tia, we very much regret that we, regret that we." This time, Tia was caught in the crossfire, so one of the robots punched her in the face, which made her go flying off screen back into the cooking channel. She landed on her rear onto a pan that was over a stove fire. She screamed in pain as the bottom part of her dress was being fried. She jumped off the pan and into a nearby sink filled with water. Then he suddenly sink and fell back into the news channel. "Wait and see, wait and see, wait and see, wait and see. We very much regret that we shall simply have to wait and see if we can get her back her normal height, but if we can't..." then the news caster mamodo slammed his reporting papers right on top of Tia's tiny body. "... it serves her right."

"Eww, quick, somebody grab her." Wonka spoke out. Megumi quickly reached into the t.v. screen and pulled Tia out, with the red head now resting in Megumi's hand.

"Thank goodness, she's completely unharmed." Wonka said with another smile on his face.

"After what we saw, you call this unharmed?" Megumi snapped at the candy maker as she points her finger at Tia's little body as the result of what just happened.

"Please get me back to normal size. I don't want to be small," Tia spoke in a small female-chipmunk-like voice. "Just put me back in the other way."

"There is no other way. It's television, not telephone. And you call me crazy?" Wonka said at the tiny red head mamodo.

Zatch just stared at Tia's little form with wide-opened eyes. Then he gave out a very big smile.

And then he went "YAY! A TIA ACTION FIGURE! LET ME PLAY WITH IT!" the blond mamodo child snatched Tia out of Megumi's hand and into his own hand.

"Zatch, what are you doing?" Tia asked Zatch in her now female chipmunk voice.

"Fighter pilot!" then Zatch began to swing his hand around very fast like he thinks Tia's an airplane. He was making machine gun noises.

"Zatch stop!" both Kiyoa nd Megumi said to the blond, but he didn't listen.

"Dive bomb!" Zatch said as his hand went low to the ground, and then lifted it back up to his face. Then he held out his fist outward, preparing to punch Tia's lights out. "AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!"

But suddenly, Zeno appeared up front and snatched out of Zatch's hand, and brought it back over to Megumi.

"So what do we do?" Kiyo asked Willy.

"Well, little girls are very stretchy and springy, so we should put her into the Taffy Puller. It will stretch her back to normal. She's sure gonna be very skinny." Willy suggests.

"But I don't want to be skinny! I just want to be back to normal!" Tia cries out loud.

"Oh, don't worry, tiny girl. Once you're all stretched out, we just need to fill you up with air like a balloon, and then you'll be back to normal before you know it." Willy speaks again.

"But I'm allergic to taffy!" Tia shrieks out anime style.

"Well, off you two go." Willy finishes and a couple of mamodos lead Megumi and Tia out. Tia was crying like a frightened child while Megumi was trying to calm her down.

"Well," says Willy as he looks at Zatch, Zeno, Kiyo, and Koko. "On with the tour."

'Will this tour ever be over?' Kiyo says in his thoughts as he lays his forehead on his right palm.

To Be Continued...

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Brago: WILL SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP?

Kaiser and Zero: (Trying pin me down and put the restraining jacket on me) there we go, that keep him restrained.

Brago: Finally!

Brago: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Kaiser: I'm sorry, Hikari, but leave me no choice.

(Kaiser pulls out some duck-tape and pulls a large strip of it off and slaps it straight on my mouth.)

Zero: Lets get him to the happy hotel.

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Kaiser and Zero: (Carrying me off to a mental institute)

All the Zatch Bell characters: (cheering that I'm going to a mental institute.)

Zatch: (Yelling out to me from a distance) See ya, Crazy!

Koko: So I take it that he won't updating soon.

Sherry: Yes. I feel sorta sorry for Rahkshi.

Brago and Zofis: Not us. He was annoying!