This is chapter 2 for you random people who actually read this. Tonight I will have a disclaimer! By the one and only... :.crickets chirp.: ... ... Mu La Flaga.

Mu: She doesn't own it, so don't ask :.sweatdrop.:

Me: Why'd you sweatdrop?

Mu: Murrue wants me up next:.laughs nervously.:

Me: Rrue-san, that can easily be arranged:.laughs manically. away scared of what the authoress (yes I am a girl) might do.:

Me: Let us begin!

After Dearka made his debut song people were wondering who goes next. Then Milly had this mad idea (seriously, in all its entirety, it was mad). She said something to Athrun, he nodded, then to Cagalli, she laughed, then to Murrue, she snorted, then to Kira, he spit out his drink, then to Flay, she ran screaming into a wall, and lastly to Yzak, which made him want to puke. Yes, they had put him up for a lucky chance song. What only Milly, Athrun, Cagalli, Murrue. Kira and Lornezo knew was that lucky chance songs can be either from female or male perspective. Poor Yzak.

"We have a lucky chance person coming up now, and his name I've been told is Yzak!" Lorenzo announced over the noise of everyone else.

"He will be singing lucky chance, which means he will be singing..." Lorenzo put his hand into a bucket that looked like it was full of paper (actually, it is the name of songs)

"... Boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson!"

This would have been a time to laugh, but instead everyone went quiet as Yzak started to say stuff.

"F#$ you all! I f-ing hate you! Screw you! Shit!" he yelled these cusses as he walked up to the stage. Then Lorenzo announced another thing.

"It seems more than one person nominated you, Yzak! My, you are popular. The next song you will sing is L.O.V.E also by Ashlee Simpson. The fates have it in for you. You are stuck with the female songs" Lorenzo began to laugh and soon when it looked like Yzak wasn't going to retaliate, everyone else did too. Yzak went back stage for a second and came back wearing a blonde wig, a skirt, a tank-top and high heeled boots. Amazingly, this whole outfit looked totally him. He even looked like he had a chest. He looked like another version of Lacus Clyne with blonde hair. And for some reason he could walk fine in the high heeled boots (WTF!O.o). He could've easily passed for a girl.

Everyone was still laughing, and Dearka managed to wolf-whistle at his best mate.

Over the micro-phone Yzak said, sounding very feminine "Dearka watch it! You can't touch this!" He began motioning to his body, which curved in all the right places. People were beginning to wonder if he actually was a girl. And if his angry outbursts were just due to PMS.

Then the song began...

"What ya bin doin, What ya bin doin? Whoa, whoa, haven't seen ya round.

How ya bin feelin, how ya bin feelin? Whoa, whoa, don't you bring me down.

All that stuff about me, bein with him, can't believe,

All the lies that you told, just ta ease ya own soul.

But I'm bigger than that, no, you don't got my back,

No, no, ha.

Hey, how long til the music drowns you out, don't put words up in my mouth. I didn't steal your boyfriend.

Hey how long til ya face what's goin on, cause ya really got it wrong, I didn't steal ya boyfriend"

Yzak was struting his stuff on stage, and he still walked perfectly in high heels! They wanted to know his secret at all costs.

"Well, I'm sorry that he called me, and that I answered the telephone.Don't be worried, I'm not with him. And when I go out tonight, I'm goin home alone.

Just back from my tour, I'm a mess girl for sure. All I want is some fun, guess that I betta run. Hollywood sucks you in, but it won't spit me out. No, no, ha!

Hey how long til the music drowns you out, don't put words up in my mouth, I didn't steal your boyfriend.

Hey how long til you face whats goin on, you really got it wrong, I didn't steal you boyfriend.

Hey how long til you look at ya own life, steada lookin inta mine, I didn't steal your boyfriend.

Hey how long til ya leavin me alone, don't you got some place to go? I didn't steal your boyfriend!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha.

Please stop tellin all ya friends, I'm getting sick of them always staring at like I took 'im from ya.

Hey how long til the music drowns you out, don't put words up in my mouth, I didn't steal your boyfriend.

Hey how long til you face whats goin on, cause ya really got it wrong, I didn't steal ya boyfriend.

Hey how long til ya look at ya own life, steada lookin inta mine, I didn't steal ya boyfriend.

Hey how long til ya leavin me alone, don't ya got some place to go? I didn't steal your boyfriend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha.

Whoa, I didn't steal ya boyfriend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ha.

Whoa, I didn't steal your boyfriend"

The music faded and Yzak got of stage, still wearing the "Ashlee get-up" which had been un-ceremoniously named by Dearka.

"How do you walk in those things?" Milly asked. No girl she knew of (not even herself) could walk in high heels that flawlessly.

"I don't know. Wait a minute. You know how most coordinators have something that are especially enhanced with? Well, mine was balance and timing. Sadly, I don't have accuracy, speed, intelligence or nothing like that. But on the upside, I am great at aero-dynamics and time-space balance" with that Yzak went to the bathroom, pausing before he went in to check which one he was going into.

"Dearka! Which toilet am I using?" this seemed like the weirdest question to be asked, but you would excuse it becuase this was the weirdest situation any of them had ever been in.

"The male one!" Dearka yelled back, and Yzak proceeded to enter the men's toilet, only to be chased out by men who were peeing yelling curses at him and saying that he needs to read the signs. Then he was forced to enter the female's one. He sighed as he went in, this was going to be interesting...

"Well, we are going to have acts before and after the next of Yzak's performances. He has about another five up his sleeve. They are: L.O.V.E by Ashlee Simpson, Dum Diddley by B.E.P, Watching You by Rogue Traders, Into The Night by some guy I can't read his name and Where is the Love also by B.E.P"

Everyone was scared, becuase by the time Yzak had his last songs to sing, he would be well and truly drunk. Knowing Yzak, he would most likely do it purposely, so he wouldn't remember any of it. Lucky Athrun had the video-camera...

I know I am giving Yzak way to many songs, but Athrun had secretly strung up a deal with people that he could get Yzak to embarrass himself on camera and get drunk. This was the only thing that I could come up with. Yzak is going to amke an interesting discovery about the women's toilets. And also, Dearka will rue the day he wolf-whistled Yzak Joule. Intense pain is all I can say and promise. But it aint to Dearka. But to someone I call B!#$. I really hate her, to the death!

Until next time, when Mu will be the victim

Mu: Nooooooooooooo!

Me: It is alright Mu, I might change my mind at last minute :.pats him on back.:

Mu:. sighs with relief and wipes forhead that was collecting sweat, for the cliched sweatdrop. not What was that?

Dearka: She really has a bad cough doesn't she?

Me:.gives Dearka a murderous glare which quickly changes to a sigh of his stupidity.

TSA