Me:Welcome to another chapter of Lorenzo's in da House. Next victim... I mean guest up to sing is Mu.
Mu:.shocked.: I thought you said you would change your mind!
Me: I said could, and added 'not' onto the end. Don't balme me Rrue-san voted you to sing!
Mu:.Murderous glare at his wife.:
Murrue:.sighs and brings over pink papers.: If you want a divorce...
Mu: NO!
Murrue: Then do the disclaimer dear:.smile-smile.:
Mu: Teary-san :.gets kicked again from me.:
Me: I told you not to call me that!
Mu:.sweatdrop.: Well the autoress doesn't own us, it, them, him, her, me, here or there.
Me: So there :.pokes out tongue.:
Mu: Can we just get this over and done with?
Me: Okay!
After everyone had become rather quiet, it was time for another request. Just as Lorenzo was pulling up his list of who was next, Yzak came running out of the Women's toilets. "Dearka, you bastard! I went in there and now all the women in there think I am PMSing and giving me these fricken things!" Yzak screamed and held up a tampon. People wer ehappy that his disgust of tampons proved he was a boy.
"Nevermind, just get over here and get ready to listen to someone sing. Plus, why are you still wearing that?" Dearka asked, cocking his head to the side.
"My next song is by Ashlee Simpson right? Well instead of having to put this back on, I will just keep wearing it and get drunk so I can't remember this tomorrow!" Yzak stated as he sat down.
"It is tomorrow!" Dearka stated when he looked at the clock. 12:03 am.
"Shit, then I'd better get started drinking!" Yzak grabbed two bottles of beer and downed them without a second thought.
'This is going to be funny!' Dearka thought as Lorenzo read out the name.
Mu La Flaga.
"What! I didn't even ask to sing anything!" Mu defended.
"Well Mister, you wife did, so you are up here singing Tainted Love" Lorenzo said as he ushered Mu onto the stage.
Mu took a deep breath in...
"Soemtimes I feel I've got to,
Run away, I've got to,
Get away
From the pain you drive into the heart of me.
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere.
And I've lost my light,
for I toss and Turn I can't sleep at night.
"Once I ran to you,
Now I run from you.
This tainted love you've given,
I gave you all a boy could give you.
Take my tears and thats not nearly all,
Oh...Tainted love.
Tainted love.
"Now I've got nowhere to go to,
Run away, I've got to,
Get away.
You don't really want anymore from me
To make things right,
You need someone to hold you tight.
And you think love is to pray,
But I'm sorry, I don't pray that way!
"Once I ran to you,
Now I run from you.
This tainted love you've given,
I gave you all a boy could give you.
Take my tears and that's not nearly all.
Oh... Tainted love.
Tainted Love.
"Don't touch me please,
I cannot stand the way you tease.
I love you though you hurt me so,
Now I'm gonna pack my things and go, things and go.
Tainted love, tainted love...
Run away I've...
Need someone...
Tainted love,
Touch me baby, tainted love.
Tainted love"
Mu stepped off the stage into Murrue's arms. "That always was our song and the only song you could sing right!" Murrue winked. Then who should rock up but Andy and Erica.
'Now lets have some fun!' Lorenzo thought evily, an evil smirk appeared on his face.
Me: Is Lorenzo actually evil?
Yzak:.still wearing Ashlee Get-up.: I'd say so. I mean, I am wearing women clothing, women think I am PMSing and my best friend is flirting with me:.evil glare mark fifty-three (the one reserved for when Dearka is doing something wrong) at Dearka.: And I am getting drunk!
Dearka: Shit, he caught on!
Me: Anyway, next victim Andy and Erica! Yay for random people walking in on Mu singing!
Mu: I was good:.defensive.:
Me: Stop acting all defensive. By the way, nice song choice Murrue. Perfect song just after you two had an argument and you threatened him with divorce :.rolls eyes.:
Murrue: Well it was the only song he could sing well and it was our so-... I SAW THAT EYE ROLL MISS TEARSHIELDALCHEMIST!
Me: Damn! Can characters kill the authoress?
Athrun: Not sure, I think so
Murrue: Lets test that theory.
Me: No I have to write the next chapter and update my other stories! Please R&R to save me from Murrue's wrath. AAAAHHHHHHH, PREGNANT WOMAN'S WRATH HURTS!
Dearka: Just review to save her from Murrue and me from Yzak, who is getting drunker by the second and giving me seductive glances, which is to probably counter my flirting. Just review or I will set a cross-dressing, drunk, PMSing Yzak on you!