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Chapter 3: Heero's Interview

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Camera Guy: We're back in...5..4..3..2..1!

Karmen: but Kida's not back yet!

Camera Guy: then do the show without her

Cathrina: stands up I'll go check on her

Karmen: WAIT!! that might not be a good idea. plus, points to the red dot on the camera we're already on the air!

Cathrina: sits back down okay. the show must go on! puts on a big smile

Karmen: okay! please welcome out next guests Heero Yuy!! big smile

Heero: walks out on stage and sits in the chair Duo had sat in Hn.

Karmen: starts to drool a bit

Cathrina: Karmen, maybe you should start asking the questions!

Karmen: shakes her head right...what's your favorite part of being a gundam pilot?

Heero: destroying Oz said very matter of factly

Karmen: o..k, next question! what's your least favorite part?

Heero: I guess, being controlled by an evil mad scientist! that and Relena won't stop following me!! looks around quickly to make sure she's not there

Cathrina: that pink bitch isn't here is she? looks around the studio I don't see her!

Heero: I don't think she is turns back to Karmen next question?

Karmen: oh...right looks at her clipboard how did you pick the name for your gundam?

Cathrina: yeah, how did you come upwith the name "Wing"?

Heero: J picked it not me. monotonous, again

Karmen: what's your favorite type of music?

Heero: I don't listen to music, it's just a distraction.

Karmen: sigh fine...tell us a little about yourself.

Heero: I can't do that.

Cathrina: why not?

Heero: it could endanger a future mission!

Cathrina: o...k, then

Karmen: last question!....drum roll please

Audience: cricket crirp

Karmen: ok, then, I guess not...anyway, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Heero: boxers. once again matter of factly

Cathrina: describe them for us, please? very polite

Heero: their dark blue cotton and the have a gun pattern and "wing" is written in white letters acrossed the butt.

Karmen: those sound SO cool!! can I see them?

Heero: looks around ans sees the cameras dressing room?

Karmen: right...pulls Heero out ofhis chair and leads him to her dressing room

Cathrina: I guess we're done here, tune in next time for our interview with Quatre Winner!! gets up to go to the bathroom

---cameras fade to black---

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Notes: This really isn't a note about the story, but I'll write it anyway!!:) I'm not going to be posting stories until I have them complete, because as soon as I start posting them I lose inspiration! So, it'll take me a while to post stuff, but I'll try to work on one thing at a time!!:)

Tbc