On Saturday morning, Lana already woke up early and she was ready for trip find an dinosaur fossil. She went to the bathroom, did everything as fast as she could and after that went to eat breakfast, too.
In the kitchen, Lynn Sr still in making the breakfast for his family. Rita was reading a newspaper.
They heard running footsteps noise, when they turned to the stairs, saw their daughter run down and fell from it.
"Oh my god, sweetie! Are you okay?" The mother asked, as she ran near and careful held the girl up.
"Don't worry, mom! I'm okay, just an effect so called 'hurry' from my tomboy instinct." The girl chuckled and said, as she stood up.
"Ok, that's good. But why are you get up so early?" The father questioned, and he brings a giant plate was cover the food inside and placed it on the dining table.
"Well, because I want to find the dinosaur fossil, dad!" The daughter answered.
"Woah, in this time? I think kinda faster than I thought." The father said.
"Uhm...ok! I mean like want myself to change a little, besides Lola may not be hearing my snoring noises 69 times per minute and she complains about it 50 times per hour, while she and I sleep from 10pm to 6am in our room." The daughter explained.
"Yeah, nice thinking, Lana! But it's 5:57, that mean it's too early. Your siblings may not wake up yet, so you can't have breakfast now, how about checking around Royal Woods for few minutes before they wake up?" Rita said, and she suggests an idea.
"Good idea, mom!! Thanks for it!" Lana thanks, as she hugs her mom. Then turn to her dad and did the same thing. "You, too, dad!!"
"Ok, good luck, sweetie!!" They said.
When their daughter is leaving, Lynn Sr and Rita are have a talk again.
"*Sigh* What shoud we do now?" Rita asked.
"What do you mean?" Lynn Sr questioned, and he tilts his head.
"Look, honey! Don't you see that happen! Like, I don't know what to do next, and maybe none of us can help Lana find the fossil!" Rita said.
"Calm down, I pretty sure we could ask Lisa for her help, right?" Lynn Sr calmed his wife, and he places his hand on her shoulders.
Rita smiled again, "Yea, I hope she could! I'm glad we have Lisa as genius." and said.
At the Ketcham Park,
Lana was in there, as she took the pets with her to searching for the dinosaur fossil, too.
"Ok, gang! Are you ready for the operation find a dinosaur fossil, 'cause my friend Vivian was mocked me, as he also insults me yesterday just because he hated my attidude when he moved in my class. And that is the reason why my current goal now and I call you guys here in this early morning, and we must find it, so Vivian could be jaw-drop because our achievement, and also think a shorter name for the operation is, ... let's prepare for our job, guys!!" ; "So I think you guys should help me for minutes, and we'll be back at home and have breakfasts later." Lana said in a grateful smile. But not like any previous times, all of her pets sighed for their tiring, some of them were yawning, dozing cause they didn't sleep enough for first time.
"So, do you have any more questions?" Lana turned back, as she says.
When the pets about to giving their animal sound like usual again. Lana was interrupting them. "Ok!! If there's no question then we get this operation start!!!"
And Walt crossed his arms and said to others, while Lana didn't understand what he saying.
"Ugh!! Now I think Fangs has a good sleep more than us!" Other pets didn't say anything, they were just shrugged their shoulders then looked away from Walt.
At 6:30
"Hey, anyone found anything?" Lana asked loudly.
The pets shook their heads, while themselves were in dirty looks.
"Aww! Anyways, we should have install those holes before some officiers would come, guys!" Lana said, as the camera zooms out shown there are holes everywhere in the park. And the pets nodded in agree.
At home
Lana walked inside the house, she sighs in dissapointment, as the pets following behind were felt bad for her.
Lincoln in his usual daily clothes was yawning, he went downstairs and saw his sister's sad expression, he asks.
"Mornin' Lana, this morning I heard mom said you're going to find the fossil. So did you found it yet?"
"No, I did not, Linc!" She replies. She took off her cap. "I'm kinda worry if I can not find the it, it's so hard, but if I can't finish then I don't know how to explain to Vivian about this."
He comes near and comforts his little sister.
"That's okay, me and others will help you after breakfast, sis." Lincoln said, and he rubs Lana's head.
"Thanks, big bro!" She says thank with a smile.
At 8:00 A.M.
The Loud kids now were in the harbor. They were trying to rent a big boat to go, because Lisa's using the item finder and it teaches the kids need to go through the sea, so they could find the thing they want.
"Ugh, I can't believe if I want to help Lana's deal with that freakin' twerp boy, then I need to spill half of my savings to pay for this trip." Lori complained, as she counts the money left in her wallet after paying.
"Reeelax, sis! Luckily that the owner of this big boat is the uncle of one of my classmates, so the price to cheaper than when normal person pay for it, Lori!!" Lynn Jr said, as she knocked her oldest sister in her right hip.
"Ow, dang it, Lynn!!! This literally is fourth time of the week you did this to me, Lynn!!" Lori yelled.
"Pfft!! But you still all good, see?" Lynn rolled her eyes in poker-face.
"Well, kids! I'm really, sorry but today I'm a bit busy so my son would take you guys around the sea and enjoy the moment, ok?" The owner stated. The person next to him is his son.
His son name is Niles, about Lori's age. He has tan skin, dark blonde hair styled into messy, gray dusty eyes and circle-shaped black irises. Niles wears a normal olive-colored T-shirt, black jeans, and orange sneakers.
"Hi, Louds! It's pleasure to meet to you all!!" He greets with a beautiful-charming smile, that cause Luna, Luan and Lynn blushing.
"Ok, see ya! Don't cause any accidents or scratches on my baby, son!!" Niles' dad said goodbye, he went to his car and drove away.
"Right, guys! Let's go for a walk in the sea!!" Niles said, the Louds agreed by their shouts, but Luna Luan and Lynn Jr were the loudest.
About 45 minutes later
The Loud kids and Niles were in miles away from the harbor now.
Lola and Lucy were in the front row of boat and taking some fresh air, Lola brought some toy animals of her to play with, and Lucy... is writing something like the poem lines in her notebook...?
Luan from behind was doing cat's cradle game and she's making into 'someone's face' (You guys who it is, right? =)) and it's not Benny, ok :v ).
"Hey, Lori, Leni! You know is it?" She asks, and shows it to Leni and Lori.
"What is this thing? I've never seen before, is this our principal River's male version, Luu?" Leni tilts her head in confused, and questioned. That made Luan upset alot.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh!!!...Sorry, Luan but I don't know who is this person is. I pretty bad at guessing people's face in cat's cradle game." Lori rubbed her chin, and she gives up at guessing. That also made Luan sighing in a poker-face.
"Really?!" Luan complained. "I'll show you two then. But you two need to get near here me!! Just three of us know it!" She winks her eye and smile.
Meanwhile with others...
Lincoln and Lana were standing together nearing the boat fence, again a conversation between them.
"I can see you are very exciting when we're in this seatrip, sis!!" Lincoln said, and he put in his hand on Lana's shoulders.
"You can say so, Linc! I've never expect that myself would get nervous and sweating alot in this trip." Lana replied in chuckling, she tried to be calm a bit.
Then, Lisa walking to them and announced.
"There you are, older female twin sibling! I have a good new for ya..." She clears the throat before said.
"Lisa, what's that good new?" Lana questioned, then she realizes something. "Wait the sec-, don't tell me that you're actually got the signal of the fossil?" She gasped and smiled up in happiness.
Then, Lana immediate grabbed Lisa and hugged her sister tightly.
"Al-alright, if you're not let me go the-en I ca-can't tell you where the it w-as, Lana!!" Lisa said, while she's hard breathing.
"Ooops, sorry, Lise!!" And Lana apologized nicely, and released Lisa from the hug.
"Well, you two just continue talking, ok? Imma go take some snacks to eat in my bag now!!" Lincoln said, and he left his two sisters.
"See you later, Lincoln!" Lana shouted.
"We'll see each other again, brother unit!" Lisa stood next to Lana, and said.
Suddenly, Lynn's voice rang up to call Lincoln.
"Hey, Stincoln, where are you!? Get your damn ass here for me right now!!" She yelled up, but that almost made people on the whole boat heard it.
"Comin', Lynn!!!"
At 10:00 A.M.
Everyone are having lunch in the front boat, except for Lana and Lisa, they were sneaking to research the dinosaur fossil in the back, so you could imagine that other kids were trying to distract Niles and won't show him about this.
"This is weird, why Lana and Lisa didn't come to eat with us, guys?" Niles asked, as he tilts his head.
"Oooooh, uuummmmmm...!!!-" Lori gritted her teeth nervously, and she tried to think a reason.
Then, Lincoln interrupted her. "Ooh, Niles!! It's ok, my two sisters may are doing their private stuff, so how about we eat lunch before them...!" He smirked in scary face at Niles, and the other sisters nodded to agree Lincoln's lie.
"Ok, then! I guess we should start first without 'em!!" Niles said in a poker-face.
Meanwhile with Lisa and Lana,...
"Hey, Lisa! The red spot inside your item finder is slithering near to our boat-" Lana said, and turned toward the fence. "does that mean the dinosaur fossil nearby?"
"I don't know, sister! This is an odd happen, I've never seen any objects and this thing is an example, and it is floating on the sea!" Lisa replied in confusion.
Lana looked down and saw a rock that had egg-shaped looking, she was very suspicious.
"Lise, come over here and look! I see a dirty rock that look like an egg!" Lana yelled.
Lisa came near and looked down, she adjusted her glasses, and also confused.
"Hmmm, I kinda worry about my item finder device, but let's check it out if it's right or not!!" Lisa took a fishing rob from her backpack and tried to pull that rock flied-up on the sky.
Lisa announced. "Sis, catch!"
Lana immediate jumped up, grabbed that rock by her hands, kept it safe by her wrists, and landed on the ground in safety.
"Phew, i got it!" Lana sighed in relief, "But seriously, why the hell is this rock too heavy?" and she felt heavy when lifting the rock.
"Oh, dang, give a minute! My bag is full, so imma call someone for help!" Lisa ran away.
"Fast, Lisa! I may not handle it for long!" She groaned.
In the afternoon
14:00 P.M.
The Loud siblings were back home in joyful expressions. While Lori parked her car at the garage, others bring their bags and the rock has egg-shaped into the house.
After a few minutes...
The kids inside the house were closed every single windows, and used the curtains to cover, so people from outside wouldn't suspicious that they found an egg fossil that had rock-typed look.
"Hey, girls!! I'm done with close the window in my bedroom and the attic one." Lincoln shouted, as he walked into Lisa and Lily's bedroom.
"Good job, Lincoln!" Lori said, and Leni rubbed her brother's hair. "Aww, you're so good, Linky!"
"Yaiiik, Leni, I'm not a kid anymore. Please stop rubbing my hair!" Lincoln replied in embarrassment.
"Chill out, little bro! At least you're at home so nobody can't find out!" Luan chuckled, as she doing the same thing like Leni does.
"Ugh, whatever!" He crossed in arms in anger.
"Are you guys done yet? Please keep quiet and let Lisa check on that rock thing!!" Lynn said with an annoyed face, as she crossed her arms.
While Lisa was determining the information about the egg-shaped rock, there were many circuits on the stone connecting it to her laptop computer.
Suddenly, the genius girl stopped.
"Hey, sis! Why are you stop?" Lucy asked.
"Well..." By somehow, Lisa barely finished the answer.
"Come on, let us know, dude!" Luna yelled.
"Well..., there are positive and negative things could happen." She stared at her laptop, and said.
"You mean good new and bad new!!" Lori narrowed a eyebrow of her up.
"Sooo, what are they?!"
"Tell us the good new first!!"
"The good new is inside this rock does indeed has a dinosaur fossil." She explained.
"Aaaaaaand..."
"And the bad news is this fossil have gradually fade into pieces, if not separate the rock and them from each other. After a while, they will dissolve in there and disappear completely. That's it."
"Ooh, look like Lana gonna fuck up! And this must be the chance for us to revenge on that boy Vivian." Lynn sweared, as she smirks evilly.
But then, Lori next to her does a small punch on Lynn. "Oww, what was that for?" She growled. "Lily is here!" Lori narrowed her eyes at Lynn.
Back to Lisa, she was trying to order the others need to leave, so she could has some space and focus on take the fossil inside out.
About an hour later
In the living room, the siblings without Lisa, they were planning something about the dinosaur fossil they've found.
"Guys, should we tell Vivian about this?" Lana asked. Others only knew shook their heads.
"No, of course, sis. It's very dangerous!" Lori stated. "Remember this, what if when you bring it to Vivian see, he may surprises and tell adults after that. And yeah, no adults will believe him, but maybe he'll try to stalk our home and record a video to show a proof that we're have a dinosaur fossil, and then the medias would always show up in our neighborhood and ask us; Or even we'll in danger, cuz some dangerous organizations will force us to sell if the fossil inside that rock is a rare dinosaur and the archaeologists never found before for their evil plan." She explained.
Lana and the others only knew gulped in afraid at Lori's words were said by her.
"Alright then, you should nail it, brah!" Luna warned Lana.
"Oh, I got it!!" Lana replied in nervous, and nodded.
"But seriously, how am I gonna tell or explain to him?" She complained.
Then, a message rang up in someone phone. It's Lola's phone.
"Yo, guys. Check this out, Vivian has texting me a message." She checked her phone, and called others.
"Wait, you friend with him on messenger?" Lana questioned.
"Of course, I do. Actually, he friends with every girly girl classmates in our class except for the others, Lana!" Lola answered.
"What's he texting to you?" Lucy asked.
"Does he text about the deal?"
"I'm swear if he change the deal's timing then I might burn his house down!"
"Um, let's see, oh..." Lola took a look and turned into an annoyed face. "Dang, here he goes again!!" She facepalmed.
"What hwappen, Lwola?" Lily asked, as she pulls her sister dress.
"Oh, it's just-" Before Lola could finished her lines. Lynn immediately stole her phone from her.
"Let me see what does this boy want to say?" She said suspiciously, as she read the text.
At Lisa's place...
(Ok, ever since Lisa is alone, so I am not gonna write anyone line's name, and you gonna read Lisa's POV and her movements only).
Lisa's POV:
Look like must be only us here, you and me, am I right, Readers?
"*Sigh* Time to create a machine to reverse this rock egg's age back in time where it still have a real dinosaur inside." I hold a blueprint of my reverse aging machine up.
This sketch was made by me long time ago, but I wasn't tried to do a real machine from my sketch to real life at all. 'Cause I afraid that my family will get curious, they'll touch and turn young for years, and they may have a hard time to turning back into their real age.
It's hard for people to understand it, but this is a long story short explaination of mine. When a person like one of my teen sister, Luan, she's 15 now. But if I use the reverse aging machine and setting she will be back about 10 years ago. After a few minutes or hours because I don't know how much time does it takes her body to reverse back in 10 years ago and when Luan was still a 5 years old kid. The other side of this machine is it can not turn people or objects back to their real age.
"Thank god, I still have enough stuff to craft it." I grabbed out a suitcase under my bed and open it by a key.
I went to the wardrobe, separate all the clothes in there onto 2 sides; knock at the back wall of that wardrobe for a few times, it changed into a handprint system, I put my finger on, and the secret door reveal another suitcase but bigger behind the handprint system wall.
At the window, I opened it and did a small whistle, Charles from outside crawl on. He does a bark maybe to ask me what.
"Charles, the bone suitcase of yours. I asked months ago to keep some of my stuffs, do you still have them?" I asked. He nodded.
Then, he left me for a few seconds and came back later with a bone in his mouth.
Charles put the bone down and opened like a suitcase. Inside is...- oh, please, we don't talk about it. Some stuffs belong to me were among those...things of his.
"Thanks for keeping them for me! Here is your treat!" I brought my belonging out. And gave him a big bag of dog treats.
He carried the bag and jumped down from the window. The window also closed by itself.
" 'kay, my friend. It's time!" I spoke up. And then, Todd went in the room.
"Whatever you need, Lisa! You want me to help to build that 'machine', right?" He greeted, and asked.
"Yes, I do, Todd. Let's start make that new baby!"
About 10 minutes later...
"Dang it, I fucked up with this plastic sheet." I try to move my hand which is stuck in the plastic sheet that use to make the outer cover of the reverse aging machine.
After seconds fighting with a bit help of Todd, my hand finally free.
"There you go"
"Aww, thank goodness! I thought I might get stick with it forever."
"Ok, where the hell is the scissor go?"
Meanwhile with others...
Minutes before that when Lynn took Lola's phone
"Hey, Lola! Tell your dirty twin that if she didn't find a fossil, then she will eat a plate of noodles by her nose!!" Lynn read and said aloud. "WHAT?!?!" She shouted in anger.
"Huh?!" The others surprised. Espcially Lana, she almost jaw-drop.
"That freankin' rich jerk kid!!!" Lynn growled like a wolf.
"Ehhem, don't even try to crack my loveable phone, Lynn!" Lola said with a monotone voice. She helds her left hand out like want Lynn to give her phone back, and other hand was on her hip.
"Fine there's yours!" Lynn gave the phone with the same voice Lola does.
"What the heck does he thinking? How would a person can do that, dudes?" Luna yelled up.
"Ha! That boy is so funny, 'toots. Do you think so, Mr. C?" Luan said, as she helds Mr. Coconuts up and ask him. "Well, ya, gurl. That must be a pretty great noodle meal ever." She faking the puppet's voice.
"Wait, do you mean 'nose-dle'?" She asked again, and laughs loudly. Luan's face then turned serious. "Oh my lord. Can't believe I would make this stupid and unfunny pun!"
"Goodly, you finally realise it, sister!" Lucy stood next to her and commented. And Luan growled.
"Ugh! I totes unbelievable onto that V...V.., kid's name started with a V?" Leni crossed her arms, she was angry at Vivian but doesn't remember his name.
"His name is Vivian, Leni." Lori facepalmed and reminded her sister.
"Oh, ok. I know him now."
"What?! Eating noodles by your nose!! That's new, I wonder if Vivian has watches too much Tik Tok and wants Lana to make that trend?" Lincoln comments with an annoyed face.
And the scene zoomed out, the sisters were glaring at their brother.
"Oh, sorry, I'll stop." He rolls his eyes in an annoyed look.
"Talking like this is enough! Imma go kill that boy ass right now!!!" Lynn yelled and tried to run outside.
"Hold her back, guys!" Lori ordered.
Leni and Luna hold Lynn's left hand, Lincoln and Lucy hold her right hand, Lana and Lola keep her two legs, and Lily uses her buck teeth to bite Lynn's front hair.
"Too bad, I'm still can huddle to that rich jerk's house, even you guys trying to keep me here." Lynn tried to move to the front door.
"Help us, dude! She's too strong...!" Luna stated in sweating.
"Hold on my little siblings. I'll knock her out!" Lori said in a full of confidence tone.
She held fists together tightly to break the knuckles, take a small break in them, and stepped near Lynn. Lori faced herself at Lynn's right ear, and ... blew a teeny tiny little wind in there. Lynn felt so fuckin' relief and like being tickled, she faints on the ground immediately. Everyone released from holding her.
Lincoln turned at readers, and explained. "This is the way Lori always win at Lynn and it's only a headcanon in TLH: Doraemon AU, not canon yet."
"Hey, she's been fainted out! What should we do with her now?"
"I have an idea!!"
End chapter
Day of chapter release: 6/05/2022
Hi, friends! I'm so sorry for this stupid chapter 2's release day. I was lazy to post it.
Currently, I am writing chapter 3 now, I guess it may takes a month to finish and my family will go on a vacation in July, too. So please stay patience and wait for it.
