Dr. NICK: Hey everybody, DR. Nick here with an announcement, wear sunscreen.

ME: Hey! There you are! Why the hell are you here and what the hell did you tell my readers!

Selena: Something about sunscreen…

Square Enix: Can we get on with this… we're very busy people…

Me: Shut up you… its not my fault you want me to do the job anyway, here's the fic about that job

"Let's see… Microsoft wants help with halo… I just helped them to make deadly shadows… forward to Ben." Said a boy on the computer.

"I can't believe it! I just CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" A girl said stomping in.

"Hey, I'm checking emails here… Capcom… they had nothing good since resident evil outbreak…SQUARE ENIX?" The boy said shocked, "… and what was it that your going on about Selena?"

The girl Selena said in a pout "Mike, FFX just plain ass sucks…"

"No duh, why did you think I quit playing it?" Mike said, "besides I want to check this email." He looked at the e-mail and then just laughed. "They want me to fix FFX, well they never asked me for anything before, and I loved 7 and 8, so I'll help them."

"Oni-chan, what if it's a prank?"

"Its not, look it has the logo and everything… they also want me to go to Japan now on the CEO's private jet… with two tickets, one for me and the other for my secretary… I don't have one."

He looked at Selena and she had that pleading look on her face, "Fine, alright, I give you can come Selena."

"THANKYOU, THANKYOU, THANKYOU! I'll pack right now!"

"Hurry up, and remember if your not down in-"

She flew right passed him and then stopped right at the front door, "ah… Michael the jet's here…"

"It can't be, the runway is 50 miles away."

"Th-th- THERE USING GUMMI SHIPS!

"Really? Oh well… don't have to waste the motorcycle I got from them for Christmas…"

They hoped onto the gummi ship and warped to the studio for FFX.

"Wow that was fast…"

The president of Square Enix came up with his cell and started yelling, "That's all your getting for hell!" he looked up and then looked scared for a bit, started muttering, "business call, the plan was for…a…The next FF game, yeah that's it…"

"What ever, anyway where's the studio?"

"Down to your left, studio B. All of the cast and the ones you requested are there." The President said, "Even he said he would come."

"Thanks, I'll be on my way."

The president watched them go away to studio B and smiled "if you live…"

"Why are my ears burning, Selena?" Mike said, "I think someone's talking bad about me at our home country, probably bush, for exposing the nuclear weapons weren't real in the xbox's Medal of Honor or something."

"Maybe Oni-chan." Selena said.

They walked to studio B and when they tried entering, a ninja in a cyborg suit came crashing down. "This is as far as you go."

"Doesn't this remind you of that amv, Selena?" Mike said curiously.

"The ANA part of it, yeah." Selena said blankly.

"Shut up! We must kung fu fight!" the ninja screamed and started attacking.

Mike blocked the crescent kick and slammed him to the ground and pulled out the ninja's blade. "What a nice sword…"

"How did you?" The ninja said shocked, "Its sheath is supposed to make it invisible!"

"Oni-chan can literally smell swords, even though it bathed in blood…" she said sighing.

"And you forget you're from a PS1 game, of course your graphics would limit you and your invisible sword." Mike said, "should we tie him up a tree or something?"

"Sure." Selena said grinning, "I brought the industrial strength duct tape for such of this occasion."

I hope you like this, because it took me awhile to think of, all I can say is THANKYOU OHIOCON! Oh, yeah flamers I don't like final fantasy x so piss off thank you very much! The things I borrowed are from kingdom hearts, the xbox's game medal of honor, FFX, and the ninja of metal gear solid. The amv is just a collection of anime scenes and its called amv hell, one of those anyway. Press 1234 at the end of your review, if you actually read this!