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"I'll start with question number one and then you can ask and so on. What do you truly think of your family?" Hermione asked him as he blushed but prepared to answer truthfully.
"In all honesty I love my family but sometimes they are all a bit too much and I wish they'd all fuck off. George is such a pain in the arse never letting me have anything of my own because we're twins. We already share a twin bond, we don't need to share everything and I just wish he'd realise that. I love him so much but damn sometimes I just need my own space. Percy is a arsehole, always thinking he's right all the time and putting everyone down. We'll see who's so fucking smug all the time when his new wife gets through with him. Also Ron really is useless with girls. He needs to get better before everything for him goes south before it can even begin. Ginny needs to make decisions on things and actually stick to them. What do you think of your family?" he asked as he gave a long answer. Given that he had so many siblings it was to be expected.
"I love and adore my parents but resent that they will never ever be able to understand anything I ever tell them. They don't get our world or why it matters so much to me and that hurts me so very much. Also mum could do with learning how to fucking empathise and understand that sometimes I just don't know how to bloody relax and need help not a damn lecture. Have you and George ever shared a girl before?" she asked him seriously making his eyes bug out in shock.
"In all honesty I have thought that doing that would be hot as hell. It's a bit of a fantasy of mine but I'd never actually do it because it would be awkward or weird as hell. He's my brother and so I'd never wish to see him in that scenario but the idea of sharing one woman with someone is hot as hell. I mean it's every man's fantasy and if the man in question says it's not then he hasn't got out much. What do you truly think of Ron and Harry?" he asked her with a smirk on his face. She really got the feeling he was loving that so much and it irked her greatly but she had said she wouldn't get mad with any question he asked so she wasn't going to.
"I think Harry is absolutely ridiculous and allows himself to be lead around by the nose everywhere by Ron no less. Ron may be pureblood but Ron doesn't know everything and this is something Harry really needs to see. Most of the time Ron is wrong anyway, because he just can't be bothered to ever think of looking something up. I love Harry just like a brother but man is stupid from time to time. He at least has a reason for it given how he was raised. I've seen your mum and although annoyingly intense Ron wasn't raised badly. In all honesty Ron is cute and I do love his hair. It doesn't in any way compare with yours but it is nice. Ron is an excellent strategist and I wish I could be as good as him in the area. He needs emotional help for sure but I do love him too like my brother. What do you truly think of your teachers?" she asked loving the question which she thought was an intense one.
"I love most of my teachers except for Snape. That fucker needs a high five in the face with a chair, although looking at his wonky nose it looks like he may have already gotten one of those. I just don't get why he works here if he's always going to be so bitter all the time. It's like he doesn't remember how to smile at all. Even his own houses who he very obviously favours get no smiles from him. Personally I think he needs a good servicing. Most men who are as cranky as he always is, are very sexually deprived. What is your secret fantasy?" he asked her with a wink which made her blush.
"I'd love to be fucked in the library on the desk of Madam Pince while you read a sexy novella in my ear. If we didn't do that I'd love to ride you while you're either flying or in the locker rooms while I'm wearing your jersey. In fact sex with you whilst I wear your quidditch gear would hot as hell. My fantasies have always included you Fred. Just because I've not told anyone is not my problem. What is your fear when you look at a boggart?" she asked him seriously. He couldn't believe what he'd just heard and looking at her face she too was mortified she'd said it. He sobered up pretty quickly with her question though.
"When I see a boggart I see everyone I love dying in such a way that no matter what I do it will never ever be enough to save them and I'll be blamed for not doing enough to try and save them either. It truly is terrifying. What about you?" he said shedding a tear as he thought of his worst fear and shuddered deeply.
"Well my fear might seem silly in comparison to yours but it's me being told that no matter what I do I'll always fail everything I ever do and never be accepted by anyone no matter where I go. When I saw the boggart McGonagall told me I'd been expelled for getting the worst grades in history and then I was bullied by everyone! Have you told your parents about the joke shop plan and how will you even fund it?" she said with a shudder. He brought her hand instinctively to his mouth and placed a kiss on the back of it which brought her back to reality and made her smile.
"Well Harry is essentially funding it. We told him we didn't want him to do that but he wouldn't take no for an answer and nearly cried when we mentioned we couldn't take it. He gave us Triwizard Tournament winnings, a whole thousand galleons. We've been making and selling our products ever since. We're already sold out and need to make more. Our parents know about it and naturally mum was furious with us but dad reminded her that neither Bill nor Charlie work in the Ministry and they are now fine. She finally calmed down telling us to do what we thought was best but did say she was furious that Percy was her only son to ever work in the Ministry and he was a total let down. Her words obviously not mine. He was such a fucker to mum. He called her everything you essentially don't say to your mum and abandoned the family. I really severely dislike him right now. I can't say hate because that word is too strong to use. What do you truly think of me?" he asked her seriously as she gasped her hand flying to her mouth.
She wanted to rage about Harry being reckless with his money but couldn't as she realised how bad it would make her look. He only wanted to have some fun after all and wasn't he entitled to a bit of fun at the end of the day? Yes he was she decided with certainty. She certainly couldn't say she was surprised about Percy but it was still very upsetting. Molly was extremely overbearing and far too intense but only did it out of love and Hermione knew this. Sometimes she even wished her own mother was that intense. Her mother loved her deeply and she this but recently more and more she just looked at Hermione with either confusion, fear or both. It was so annoying that she couldn't possibly comprehend why things such as studying mattered to her so much and why learning to calm down also mattered to her. She was so uptight, too uptight at times and knew this but knew of no way to calm her down which wasn't sex and she didn't like that sex had become that for her.
"I think you are exceptionally reckless and very stupid in certain areas of your life. I believe you are very mysterious and probably have a lot going for you that I don't even know about yet. You're the sexiest man in the school if you don't count Blaise Zabini and no one ever truly counts him. Well I don't anyway. He may be delicious to look at but he doesn't have your eyes or your sexy hair. I could run my hands through it all day long. Promise me you'll never cut it without telling me. I love your mum so much but she can hang if she ever tells you to cut it which I will be saying to her as well. She needs to learn boundaries and fast. I really admire your flying skills and don't tell the boys but you're the only one I'd trust to teach me how to fly over my exceptional fear of heights. I've heard you're well hung as word does get around and all I can say is I hope it's true. What do you truly think about me?" she said as he sat there his mouth hanging open in awe.
Fred wasn't nearly as insecure as Ron portrayed himself to others for example but he'd never have thought someone could think him the sexiest boy in school. Sexy yes but the sexiest in the whole school no. Part of him was thrilled Hermione was one thing he had which he was not expected to share with George. He didn't mean that he owned her in any way but getting to have her all to himself was a huge bonus in his eyes. When you're in a family of seven and end up having to share everything you ever have with everyone else or get hand me downs all the time you appreciate things way more when they're solely yours. The first thing he and George had done when Harry gave them his money was get new wands that were all their own. Harry had told Molly he did it as a birthday present for them which she was so happy about. She'd have been mad if she knew they bought it themselves. It was just the way she was about things. She'd have been mad because she'd have wondered why they didn't buy everyone in the family new wands something they didn't want to do.
"I think you care too much what others think about you. I've never known someone as smart as you. I think it's ridiculous that you insist that Snape deserves respect when he never shows any to anyone else. You need to stop that because you look stupid when you do it. Stop looking like such a doormat as well. If Ron ever fails an assignment then that's on him and maybe you should learn to leave him to it. I love your bum too. It looks so great whenever you wear jeans. You look so sexy when you're angry too. I just love how smart and dedicated you are to stuff. Are you a good cook?" he asked as she bristled a bit at what he was saying to her.
Part of her wanted to cry but she couldn't because she knew he was right. She did always insist on Professor Snape being someone deserving of respect purely because he was a teacher and hearing it back she could see why it might have looked stupid. Snape didn't even respect his own career for goodness sakes. He'd given up on even the members of his own house at this point even if he did give them preferential treatment.
"Yes I can cook certain dishes. I warn you now I'm nothing like your mum with endless recipes I can use or whatever it is she does. I can cook some Indian, Thai, Italian and English dishes but not loads. My favourite dish is either a Sunday Roast with all the trimmings or a shepherd's pie. Are you a good cook yourself?" she asked him cheekily.
"I honestly can't answer that as I don't know. Mum never lets us try and cook even once so I couldn't tell you. She'd probably be highly insulted if I did try cooking! I can try and cook you something one day and we'll see how it goes. You can tell me recipe and how to do everything because I'd like to see how good I am at it. Have you ever failed a class before?" he asked as she gasped.
"You'll be surprised to know I have. It was divination and a useless subject Trelawney said I don't have the inner eye for. It's a whole crock of shit if you ask me. I only said her name like that because she's a fraud who deserves no respect in my opinion. Now that I've said that however I realise neither does Snape. If I was really honest I'd say he's a vile creep and an awful teacher. There I said it, he sucks and well he knows it! Is there anything I'd be surprised to learn about you?" she asked as he chuckled.
She'd genuinely managed to surprise him something even he didn't think possible. She'd actually spoke badly about not one teacher but two. It was refreshing and made him laugh something he actually really liked.
"Well maybe but I'm not sure. As you know I love to have fun, joke around and make people laugh. Hell I think everyone knows that about me. What you may be surprised to learn is how serious I really am. It doesn't show because I don't want it to show. I get straight grades in school in all my subjects and when I care about someone they are the main focus in life for me. Everything comes second when I love someone deeply. Even George has to wait because in this relationship I hope we develop you'll come before anyone else. What about you?" he asked seriously.
Hermione was stunned to hear he got straight grades. It was something she'd never have known about him. She felt ashamed she'd assumed he'd be failing classes because he loved joking around so much. How many other people wrongly judged him that way? She was so upset with herself for having wrongly previously judged him.
"I'm so sorry Fred. I'm so sorry I judged you wrong before. When I love, I love hard. It might surprise you to also know I love dancing and know how to Salsa and tango dance well. It's not something I've ever told anyone as it's never come up so I've never needed to tell anyone that about myself. Also I'm really sensual and love bubble baths with soft music playing in the background as it makes me feel so relaxed when I remember to take the time to do that. I must remember to do that more" she said ending the truth oath as they smiled at one another already feeling closer. By now it was very late so Fred allowed Hermione to change into her pyjamas. She emerged from the closet wearing a pair of teal pyjama pants with a golden top on over them. Both were cotton and very warm. She wore fluffy slippers on her feet and sauntered over to the bed getting in on the right hand side. She took an eye mask pulling it on over her head. Fred then emerged in his boxers and a t-shirt. He climbed in beside her and turned to smile at her. He leaned in gently and kissed her lips before turning over and outing the light. What a night it had been!