Inu Yasha
The Magical Thong Chronicles!
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'Kay, I was bored, so... I wrote a new chapter! XD
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Chapter 2!
So, the gang managed to get Miroku out of his Wind Tunnel. Everything was dandy. Peachy. Until, the next afternoon...
Miroku: Hey, Kagome.
Kagome: What, Miroku? Can't you see I'm hanging clothes on the line?
Miroku: Yeah, I know... but are my you-know-whats done drying yet?
Kagome: What, you mean your thong? Yeah, it's done drying. It's in the basket, over there.
Miroku: KAGOME, shhh! You don't want Sango to hear that!
Kagome: Ok, sorry.
Miroku goes over to the laundry basket, to find his "you-know-whats." But, to his surprise, they weren't there!
Miroku: Kagome! They're missing!
Kagome: Well, I put them in there. Be happy I do the laundry, Miroku. I could've broken a nail doing that! Here I am, doing the laundry, and I'm risking breaking a nail!
Shippo pops out from the laundry basket.
Shippo: Look, I found a note in here!
Miroku: ...What were you doing in there?
Shippo: ...I like the smell of fresh laundry.
Miroku: Uh, okay. To each his own.
Shippo: It says:
"If you ever want to see your precios under garments again, leave Kagome next to the Ancient Tree in the nearby forest. Do not bring Inu Yasha with you.
Ps- I am not Koga"
Shippo: Oh, gee, that's so hard to figure out. And he spelled precious wrong, too...
Miroku: Who could have done this?
Inu Yasha: Why can't I come along! I can't believe someone doesn't like ME!
Shippo: And I can't believe Kagome wants to get laid by you.
Inu Yasha: WHAT'D YOU SAY, RUNT!
Kagome: Of course I do! Why do you think I got a boob job? No fourteen-year-old has jugs like this!
Sango: Can we please change the subject?
Inu Yasha grabs the piece of paper, reading through it.
Shippo: Hey, I didn't know you were smart enough to read.
Inu Yasha: I'm not. I'm just pretending to be cool. :D
Shippo: I figured as much...
Inu Yasha: :)
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Next time: The adventure to rescue Miroku's thong!