AN: JK: Okay. I know I've got several stories going at once, but I couldn't let this opportunity slip through my fingers! I have a bit of a cold right now, and I hate medicine, so I decided to give Demyx a cold and watch how all of the Organization XIII members try to deal with it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

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"Hey, Demyx."

"Sniff…what…?"

"You sound funny. Do you have a cold?"

"Ugh…yeth…how dib you know?"

"You're talking funny. I think your nose is clogged."

"You thing my node is clogged? How dib you figger dat out?"

"Well, one, you can't talk right, two, you have tissues all over the couch, and three, you're wrapped up in a blanket."

"Yeth…I hab a cold…"

"You admitted it. I'll get the medicine-"

"NO!"

Axel frowned at Demyx.

"Alright Demyx…" He began, arms crossed across his chest. "We can either do this the easy way, or the hard way." A look of brief fear crossed Demyx's face. "Or the medium way, or the semi-hard way, or the medium-easy-hard way." Demyx relaxed. He knew that Axel would go on a difficulty level rant. "Or the normal way, or the medium-easy-super hard way with a twist of lemon." Demyx snickered.

"You thing it'll be dat easy?" Demyx asked. "You're so wrong…sniff…"

Axel shook his head disapprovingly. "Demyx, be a good boy and wait here while I go get your medicine." He said. Demyx whimpered like a puppy. "HEY! No whimpering. Stay here, or when you're all better, I'll kick your ass. Got it memorized?" Axel glared down at Demyx.

"Y-Yes."

"Good." Axel patted Demyx on the head. Demyx stared up with big puppy eyes. "No."

"Damn…" Demyx muttered.

"I heard that! No bad language." Axel snarled, looking about ready to hit Demyx upside the head. "I put up with enough shit-"

"You said no bad language." Demyx interrupted. Axel snarled something and walked into the bathroom. Demyx got up and walked away. Axel came back out with some medicine and a cup of water.

"Demyx? I know you hate the taste of your medicine so I brought you a cup of water…Demyx?" He said, looking around the room. "Oh, shit. Not again…"

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AN:
JK: I. Hate. Medicine. I mean it. Okay, well, next chapter, Axel gets some help from other members and Demyx gets desperate. Ah, yes. Axel's difficulty rant came from the Spongebob Squarepants episode, Gary Takes A Bath. Which I also don't own. Bye, bye!