Another chappy to add to the many so far. Don't ask why I make short chapters and put them up once or sometimes twice a day. It's something I do. Plus it was the weekend I get to have a lot of time on my hands.

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"So sis what did you find out?" Malik asked since him and Bakura managed to get to the museum before the two girls.

"About what?" Isis asked looking at her brother and his best friend.

"We know that Anzu is coming here for something and we want to know what. Ever since it became publicly known that she's insane who knows what she might be up to?" Malik said with a shrug.

"I swore under pain of death I wouldn't tell you." Isis said quiet calmly. "She even brought along the girl that would be digging my grave if I betrayed her. Needless to say I don't want to see that one ever again."

"Really? Was her name Nami?" Bakura asked getting a surprised look from the older woman.

"How did you know?" Isis asked but before he could answer there was a loud knock on the door.

"This is the police we've got the place surrounded! Come out with your hands up!" But the two boys knew it was only Miakoda.

"COCO! Stop that!" that would be Anzu.

"But ZAZU!"

"No buts!"

"Awe but that guy has a fine one!"

"Really? You're right."

"HEY YOU GOT A NICE ASS!"

"Why Coco? Why?"

"Because I say so."

"You're evil."

"Not as evil as Mr. Howard. Now he was evil."

"Are you going to come in?" Isis asked having opened the door to see the two girls that were having a rather interesting conversation.

"Oh? Hi Isis." Anzu said with a smile before the two of them entered.

"So who is this?" Isis asked surprised to see the crazy haired girl.

"I was labeled Miakoda Istas at birth but people call me Koda or Coco, you may do the same." Miakoda answered before seeing Malik and Bakura. "Hi guys fancy meeting you here."

"Not really Isis is Malik's sister. Didn't I already tell you this?" Anzu asked curiously.

"I think you might have but my close encounter with the public light of the streets may have destroyed that brain cell." Miakoda said before looking around the small office. "Well while you're here you get to be my chair." She said to Malik before plopping down in his lap.

"Don't mind her, she's an old friend of mine from the U.S.A. Don't ask how we met it's somewhat of a long story." Anzu said motioning to her friend who had become comfortable using Malik as a chair. The blond Egyptian glared at her but made no move of moving her in case she had the same type of wrath as Anzu had. "What news do you have for me?"

"Well Shadi is actually coming in three days to explain it all to you." Isis said with a smile.

"Hey Zazu!" Miakoda said and Anzu turned to her. Who's this Shadi person again? And which were the ones with those crazy spirits? She asked.

(A/N: From now on when you see Blah that means they're speaking in Native American. Since it'd be a hassle to translate.)

The person who's lap you're sitting in, the white haired one, and the one you glomped this morning Anzu answered getting curious looks from the other three in the room.

You mean the sweetie that's really short? Miakoda asked curiously.

That's the one. Anzu said with a nod.

Oh! Thanks I was just wondering because you only said on the way here what your plan was. Miakoda said with a shrug.

I know, we'll talk more about it later. Anzu said knowing the others were getting slightly agitated as two what the two were saying.

Fine with me, I have something to discuss with you as well. Miakoda said with another shrug. "So that means Shadi will be here on Thursday?" She said switching back to English.

"Yes but I don't think he'll say anything until Friday." Isis asked still slightly curious as to what the two girls were talking about.

"Sushi!" Miakoda said with a smile.

"I agree." Anzu said with a nod.

"You two are really strange." Bakura said shaking his head. He doubted he'd ever get to understand the two girls there.

"Don't worry we'll try to be a little more sane." Anzu said with a thoughtful look.

"What's sane again?" Miakoda asked blinking.

"Something you're not." Isis said with a sigh. She thought Nami was bad this Koda was on a whole new level of insanity.

"I love you." Miakoda said unexpectedly before planting her lips on Malik's. This surprised him really, not everyday a girl would do something like this. Once she pulled away she jumped up and went to the door. "See you later Zazu! I'm going to go annoy Jinsei and Yuki."

"Have fun." Anzu said with a smile. Once the American was gone she turned to other three in the room. Malik was still sitting there completely shocked, Bakura was rolling around on the floor laughing, and Isis was standing there with a smirk and a camera. "Okay! Well I'm going as well. It was nice talking to you Isis." She said getting a good bye from Isis.

Anzu was out of the museum doors when she heard her name being called. She turned to find Bakura coming up. She had wanted to avoid this. Ever since she found out that Bakura had read her journal she was trying harder to get over her crush for the albino. She just didn't want to drag him into her battles that she knew would appear one day.

"Hey wait." He said finally catching up to her. She could tell that he was the yami. So she knew he wasn't there for a friendly chat she normally had with Ryou.

"What's up Bakura?" She asked as they began to walk.

"I just wanted to talk." He said running a hand through his hair.

"About what?" She asked sounding curious although she had a good idea what this conversation might be about.

"Well ever since that Thursday two weeks back you haven't really spoken with Ryou. I was curious as to why?" Bakura said hoping this approach would get her to talk.

"Do you really have to wonder?" Anzu asked walking a tad bit ahead of him.

"Does us knowing that you like us really bug you that much?" He asked trying to get her to look at him.

"Now you're sounding like Gollum." She said and he sighed at the movie reference.

"Can you answer the question?" He asked putting a hand gently on her shoulder.

"I don't know alright. There happy." She snapped and he seemed to think something over.

"Would you like to go to the movies with me?" He asked causing her to stop dead in her tracks.

"What?" She asked surprised.

"Would you like to go to the movies with me?" He asked again getting slightly annoyed. Back in ancient times all you had to do was take a woman and she was yours, in modern times it had to be so complicated.

"Um, sushi." She said then shook her head. "I mean sure."

"Is sushi your way of a happy exclamation?" He asked looking slightly annoyed.

"Yes, it expresses happiness, excitement, or used to fill uneasy silence. Often times though it's used in an insult when greeting a friend." Anzu explained and he sighed.

"Learning your language will be very difficult." He said and she smiled.

"Well Po-Ta-Toe!" She said before laughing and walking off. "See you tomorrow after school! And it better be a good movie!"


Wow! Bakura taking Anzu to the movies! Expect a chocolate energized Anzu in the next chapter and maybe a little more Anzu/Bakura incidents. Plus will our villain make an appearance? Will Shadi bring good news? And what's up with Miakoda and kissing guys? This and more next time. REVIEW!