STORY WRITING CONTEST

Yes, Yes, Yes! I am back from my spreee of being brain dead, and the first thing I shall do in my reappearance is to scold you for not reviewing! I am currently unable to update, because my script is missing- DAMN YOU MOM FOR SPRING CLEANING: - and so am adding an totally irrevelent bunch of hogwash.

Roy: Quite honestly, I think the reason they didn't reply is because your story is a meaningless jumble of words.

………….I command you to shut up! Let's see you write a story!

Roy: Once there was a Happy Pony, and he lived in a Happy Meadow..

Ed: Makes a noise that could have been either a sneeze or disguised scornful laughter.

Al: LISTENTOMYSTORYLISTENTOMYSTORY!

Ed…. O…kay…

Al: Once there was a little kitten, who got lost in the woods. A little boy found him and took him home and fed him milk.

Wrath: …And..?

Al: …. And What?

Wrath: Mr. Mousy wants to know- WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

Al: That's it.

Ed: That's it?

Al: Whats it?

Ed: That's it.

Al: What-

Envy: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!

….…

THE SCRIPT HAS NOT BE FOUND THUS I AM GUESSING.

Chapter two: Welcome To The Army

The pouting chibi trudged into H.Q, yanking the door open with his suddenly frail feeling arm. Casting sour stares around him , the boy sullenly made his way down the hallways, he tried without avail to straighten his red coat with his other , untingling, arm. Edward only half noticed most of the woman in the hallways pausing in their constant chatter when he walked by them, to busy concentrating on his ears. The reason of this was clear and simple. It was because, suddenly, the funny feeling was gone, and he could hear EVERYTHING. Even the radio that never worked, which made no sense. He was drawing stares, though he didn't notice it much, being the unobservant little alchemist he was. He was, though, beginning to notice the woman working on the desk work 'oohing' and 'ahhing' and 'cuting', and the boy frowned, beginning to realize the attention he was getting. He felt like growling with confusion. Wait… Growling? He never growled! Well.. at least… he didn't think he did….

"Aw, look at the cute shrimp!" the side of the Alchemists eye twitched, and he wondered to himself sourly where on earth Hawkeye was. Out of nowhere, a sign popped up. RIZA'S HOME BECAUSE SHE BROKE BOTH HER ARMS BECAUSE SHE TOOK ON SCAR ON HER OWN. The elder Elric rubbed at his blurred eyes, peering at the sign, wherever the heck that had come from. Well, however improbable that was…. Back to being grumpy. As he clomped through the hallways, though, now that he was done wondering about his ears, he was finding the squeeling of the women- and a few men- was getting quite nerve grinding, and if his short temper was pushed any further-

"F-Full-Full Metal.. your… your… What happened!" A questioning voice brought him out of his reverie. Havoc was staring, wide eyed at him, ciggerette almost falling out of his mouth.

" What happened to what about what?" Edward blurted out in an dazed fashion, his mind still not really focused. The short alchemist held his cloak tighter to him, all the while mentally swearing at Al. It was all his fault, the army being confusing. Havoc, sensing the teens mood was far from happy, not that he usually was, quickly made himself look like he was working instead of doing nothing.

With a start, he noticed that it had been twenty minutes, and the nervous man had not yet answered him. SNAP.
" NEVER MIND IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER ME I DON'T CARE!"

The short blonde exploded, causing many various pieces of completed paper work the orange haired military man had evidently been working on to scatter around the room, and resulting in the main population to cower behind their desks. Oh, they had learned be AFRAID of the lad when he was in these moods. It was just at this moment the black haired pyromaniac in the next room was commenting The woman continued giggling and chattering and pointing to his head ass, for whatever reason that was for. DAMN it, couldn't Hawkeye have found a better time to go all hero! Edward stomped childishly to the colonels door, the unusual feeling in his leg having subsided, as he proved by landing a well placed kick on the colonels door. It was at this time Roy was commenting on the phone with a random delivery man about the size of the mini skirts.

"No, short. Very short." Uh. Oh. The blond turned quickly, stomping through the mans door to his office. This action caused many sighs of relief as the main population of Central returned to the various pieces of work they were pretending to accomplish before Full Metal had gone insane. Then again, he was already insane…

A certain raven haired alchemist barely flinched a his door was slammed open, and instead of blowing up, quickly assembled his 'I'm as hot ass your ass and you know it' look, and raised an eyebrow at the elder Elric.

"You're late" was the terse statement, as Roy Mustang wrote down his name on the Lava Life entry sheet he was filling out. Hmm…. Will I get the blond, or the copper haired girl… he pondered as the boy sullenly plopped himself down on a nearby conveniently placed armchair. This action caused the Colonal to look up again, and actually see Edward.

The man blinked. Then blinked again. His first instinct was to hug the teen, and his second to let out a fan girl shriek. Since he could do neither, he settled for slowly reaching for Riza's glasses, which he had stolen yesterday. It was hard to believe his eyes. An angery as hell Full Metal Alchemist was standing infront of him, an sullen flush on his cheeks as he fidgeted with his rumpled red overcoat. But that wasn't made the chibi teenager cuter then hell at the moment. Oh, no.

"Edward… Do you have an infinity to cats?" Roy remarked, wondering if the boy even knew about what was on his head. The side of the blondes eye twitched, then a loud voice was heard over the ruckus of Central, as the teen had decided to misunderstand the man.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM EVEN IF YOU SET THE MAGNIFYING GLASS AT ONEHUNDRED!" Gasping for air at the end of his tirade, Edward leaned against the desk, his hands, hidden in his gloves, slamming down on the arms of the chair he had flipped down in. Roy just stared at the short blonde, who was currently trying to get his breath back.

" Stop having hissy fits, Elric" The colonel scolded, still calm, though he was trying to conceal a grin. He stopped trying when Ed stomped over to his desk, and sat down on it in a way not unlike the cat he currently resembled, glaring resentfully at the man. " Since when do I have hissy fits!"

Leaning forwards, the womanizer, pushed to the end of his control and unable to stand it, stood up, leaning over Edward in such a way that the boy was forced to sit still, and slowly began to stroke the boys Large, black, silky furred cat ears, allowing a smile to curve his lips as the boy twitched, obviously wanting, but afraid, to do him life threatening damage.

"Since you got those."

VERY SORRY FOR THE SHORT UPDATE COULDN'T BE HELPED.

Envy: Yes it could you're just Lazy. And I'm still not in the story. Pulls out electric saw

Me: Who gave him that!

Dante: Eh heheh.. well.. it was his birthday…..

FIRE CELLER GUY!

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Roy: And so the Happy Pony said, Where Is The Purple Tree?

Al: I KNOW! I KNOW!

Wrath: .. Hmph. I want to know where the purple tree is….