Engaged
Steph is so hot. I wish she'd marry me. I hate the way she always avoids talking about it. I know! I'll go and buy her a beautiful ring, and then she'll marry me! But it has to be the best ring I can buy, so that she knows I love her. Maybe then she'll say 'I love you' back.
It's the prettiest ring in the store. I'll just put it in my sock draw, and I'll ask her the next time she's in my room. She'll say yes, I know she will!
"Steph, I know you want sex"
"Mmmm, yum."
"What do you think about making this a permanaent relationship?" I reach into the draw and pull out the box with the ring in it.
"Marry me, Steph?" She's very quiet. I hope she likes the ring!
"Oh. Joe" she says "of course I'll marry you! It's such a pretty ring!"
"I love you Steph"
"I…lllove you Joe."