AN: Err... So these aren't really drabbles/ficlets, just a bunch of oneish-liners. Anyways, Enjoy!

Title: Names
Rating: G
Characters: Ichigo, Orihime

When he asked her why she named her inanimate objects, especially the electronic ones, she laughed and answered in a well, duh sort of voice.

"When you're cussing someone out, its much more satisfying if you can call them by name."

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Title: Touch
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: HitsuMatsu

It took him long enough to come around, but Rangiku was glad when he finally did; it took years of smothering her taichou between her assets before he responded.

With lips.

And teeth.

And damn, what a tongue.

Genius indeed.

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Title: Savannah
Rating: G
Character: Ichigo

Ichigo decided he hated America on his third trip there; for whatever reason they headed way damn south, to a city with baby-child buildings everyone praised as ancient gods, accents so thick his dismal English education failed him, and ghosts crammed in virtually every nook and cranny and alley-way.

Working vacations were always the worst.

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Title: Critic
Rating: G
Characters: Ichigo, with a guest appearance from my favorite Sandman character
AN: Cross-over ficlet with Neil Gaiman's Sandman

Ichigo stared at the woman, a poster child for Goth and all things sexual-yet-sweet, who currently held a quiet conversation with the little ghost girl he needed to clense. Noticing his arrival, the woman looked up and smiled.

"Oh, sorry Didn't realize this one was yours."

Grumbling some half-assed response, Ichigo tapped the spirit lightly on the forehead with the hilt of his sword, watching as the girl disappeared slowly, heading towards the Soul Society and her next life.

"Well done, if a bit showy," the woman nodded, watching over his shoulder. "Did you really have to do that whole bit with the sword?"

Ichigo felt his eye twitch.

Everyone's a critic.

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Title: Obsession
Rating: G
Characters: Ichigo, Renji, Urahara, with cameos from my two favorite masked men: Kakashi from Naruto and Magatsu Tai-Tai from Blade of the Immortal.

"Seriously, though," Renji argued, pointing from one book to the other, "check it out. Mask over the bottom half of the face, mask over the bottom half of the face. Crazy, spiky hair, crazy, spiky hair."

Then he reached over, pulling out another volume from the huge pile behind him. Ichigo could only stare and wonder exactly how much sleep the poor guy had gotten over the past couple of days.

"And look! When Kakashi was a kid he carried around a big sword If you squint, it looks kinda like Magatsu's, don't you think? Do you think they're related or something? Maybe they were separated at birth, their identities changed, and the whole thing hushed up..."

Ichigo turned on heels and walked out, leaving the man to his rantings and ravings. On the way out of the store, Ichigo kicked a napping Urahara, effectively waking him.

"If you ever let Renji read your over-stock of manga again," Ichigo snarled, "I will kill you."

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Title: Cool
Rating: G
Character: Orihime

"Uwaaaah... Cool..." Orihime exclaimed, staring wide-eyed at the huge communication device that took Hitsugaya all morning to install in her apartment. "Does it get cable?"

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