Of Fish and Lawsuits
Warnings: Hanatarou and Rukia usings caps lock
"RUKIA-SANNNNNNNN!" the short shinigami shouted as he broke through three paper walls, flailing about.
"HANATAROU!" the other short shinigami jumped. "WHAT HAS HAPPENED?" she exclaimed dramatically as everyone else in the room covered their ears.
"T-THE GOLDFISH! IT DROWNED!" he sobbed pitifully.
"Oi, shut the hell up you two"
"NO! SAY IT ISN'T SO! HOW COULD THE GOLDFISH DROWN?"
"IT-IT DROWNED!" he managed to choke out through the sobs.
"What the hell, goldfish can't drown, you morons," Renji cut through.
"SHUT UP!" Rukia replied with a kick to the forehead before continuing the dramatics. "Hanatarou! Please explain the details!"
"Stop yelling, dammit," a nameless, well, unimportantly named, shinigami replied.
"Y-yes! Rukia-san! Well, I was going in to feed the goldfish, a-and so I got out the fish food and sprinkled a tablespoon, just like the instructions said-"
"Of course it's goin' t' die if you feed it that much, what's wrong with you two?"
"SHUT UP! STOP INTERRUPTING HIM! CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT A DELICATE SITUATION THIS IS FOR US?" Rukia replied with yet another kick.
"OW- WHAT? YOU WANNA FIGHT?"
"Sniffle. Sob. Continue on! Hanatarou!"
"Ah! Yessir- uh ma'am! And, uh, so, I was feeding it! then I realized that- that it was GONE! I COULDN'T SEE THE FISH!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? OH GOOD HEAVENS, IT RAN AWAY? I thought you said it drowned!"
"Ah, let me finish, please! I found the fish, after! He was under all the fish food!"
"Che, whoever heard of fish drowning under the damn fish food?"
"Oh! What a tragedy! Poor Luther the 5th! WE MUST PREPARE A FUNERAL FOR HIM! Ah, yes! Continue, Hanatarou!"
"Yes! And he was," he choked, "He was DROWNING UNDER ALL OF THE FOOD!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!" she wailed.
"YES!"
"THAT'S IT!"
"YES! -huh?" he stopped.
"You dumbasses..."
"We're suing Urahara! Damn fraud merchant..."
"Huh? What does he have to do with this, Rukia-san?"
"He sold me the stupid fish food! And the obese goldfish! This is all his fault!" she decided.
"Huh? Uh, oh yeah! It is!" he agreed.
"Renji! Find me a lawyer!"
"Huh?"
Somewhere in the little city of Karakura, Urahara Kisuke sneezed.
A/N :D Feedback is always nice, I'd like to know which characters people likereading aboutmost(even though I'd end up butchering their characteristics, most likely)