Warnings: I can't read japanese squiggles (characters) at all. Thus, romanization. And uh, Orihime's being a yaoi fangirl if you squint I guess.
Orihime looked from Ichigo's bright orange hair color, to Renji's strawberry red. And back.
Ichigo, at first thought, would have his name mistaken as strawberry.
She wrote down Renji's first name romanized next to Ichigo's.
Ichigo Renji
They were both shinigami, or at least, Kurosaki-kun was part shinigami.
Ichigorenji
They were arguing again.
Chizuru came in the classroom and stood over her.
"Whatcha doing, 'Hime-chan?" she questioned, peering over before squealing with delight, "Ooh! You like this stuff too?" she rambled, eyes starry. "But you know, 'Hime, order matters!"
Order?
Renjichigo
She crossed it out.
Orenjichigo?
Oranges.
She glanced towards Kurosaki-kun.
Strawberries.
Orange Strawberries.
Strawberry-orange, she decided.
A fruit smoothie sounded really nice right now.
A/N: Which is better? Crack pairings or paring-less crack?