Warnings: Spoilers for post SS arc.
"Ne, ne! Ken-chan!" the pink ball of glee pulled herself over his shoulder, bending one of his spikes.
"Whaddya want?" he shook his head a little.
"You named me after your friend, right? What was he like?"
"Yachiru? Well uh, he was really cool."
"Really? Like me?" she exclaimed, delighted.
"What part of ya is cool? He was like, well, my role model."
"Ken-chan had a role model? Wha! That's so cool!"
"Yeah, he had awesome hair."
"Ken-chan does too!"
"Damn right. And an eyepatch."
"Ken-chan does too! Wow you're really like your role model! Ken-chan's my role model, but I don't want your hair! Maybe an eyepatch though... hehehe that'd be fun! Was he a shinigami?"
"He was a pirate."
"WOW! A PIRATE! That is cool! Why'd you become a shinigami then?"
"Eh, I forgot. Shoulda been a pirate, huh."
"Yeah!"
"Actually, that's not a bad idea...let's go, Yachiru," he decided, turning around.
"Eh? Go where?"
"We're gonna be pirates!"
"YAY!"
Yamamoto sighed, "At the rate captains are going out, we're going to be down to half the amount in no time..."
"Don't worry, Yama-jii, we'll always be here for you," Shunsui comforted, sipping his sake.
"Cough. Ye- cough. Eh- coughcoughcoughhackhackcough-" Ukitake suddenly had a coughing fit.
"Oi, Jyuu-chan, you alright?"
"Ye- coughcoughhackchokechoughhic-"
"I better go get the fourth division, this looks pretty bad," Kyouraku decided, seeing as his friend looked like he was about to cough up his lungs and pass out.
"Oiii, Unohana-Taichou, do you have a momen-" he was cut off by the doors that suddenly slammed open.
"Every single one of you. All around the clock. Does it not matter what time it is? Does no one care for my convinence? That's it!"
"Oi, I was just- It's Jyuushirou! He's puking blood!"
"Coughcoughhackwheezecoughchokecoughhiccoughwheezehackchokedie-"
"I've had enough! I can't even get a decent five-minute break around here! I QUIT!"
"Hey wait- Jyuushirou! Jyuushirou? JYUUSHIROU! NOO, HANG IN THERE!"
The First Division captain sighed with much grief. He hadn't thought this moment would come so soon.
A/N: I hate how the anime makes all the characters look so old. I mean, come on. Yachiru looks old.
Oh and, I have a challenge if anyone wants to do it or whatever:
Byakuya x Hanatarou. Oneshot. Any timeline. I dare you :o !