Red Marks
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
Chapter 2: The Family
Jiraiya was of course shocked by this outburst.
"I can't be your grandfather!" he shouted.
"Oh I see," Kiba replied, "I thought you might not be. I mean the only reason a man would peep at girls so much is because he's never gotten any himself."
"Well maybe I am your grandpa." Jiraiya snapped back. After all, his ego took precedent over all other parts of his mind. "But what other evidence do you have besides our faint resemblance?"
"Well my father died early and he never knew his father. So you could be him, you seem like the type of guy who would impregnate a girl and then leave."
"This conversation is over! I would never do that." Jiraiya sputtered angrily.
"Ohhhh. Now what will I tell my mom and sister?" Kiba whined. Jiraiya's demeanor instantly changed.
"Mom and sister?" Jiraiya asked lecherously
"Yeah I live alone with my mom and sister since my dad died."
"Well maybe I should meet them. Lead the way Cuba!"
"Kiba!"
"Whatever." Jiraiya said as he and Kiba walked towards Kiba's house.