Puppy Love Redux

"Screech, what are you doing here?" Lisa peers outside, hoping none of the neighbors see her in a sweatshirt.

"I had to come see you. Zack told me what happened."

"What?" Lisa squeaks.

"Don't worry, Lisa, you're secret's safe with me."

"I can't believe this," Lisa leans on the doorframe.

"I just wanted to tell you that, no matter what happens, I'll support you."

"What are you talking about, idiot?"

"I'll take responsibility. I've already got a job waiting at Tech-Line, if I ever need it. I'll graduate early and you can stay in school."

"Screech, do you hear yourself?"

"Loud and clear!" Screech gives Lisa a goofy grin.

"You'd really do all that for me? Even though it's not yours?"

"Of course."

"We still wouldn't be together, you know, not the way you want."

"I don't care."

Lisa pulls the scrunchie from her hair and ruffles her curls, thinking hard.

"I can't believe this. You're my best friend right now, do you know that?"

"Thank you, Lisa."

"I had my period yesterday."

"Oh!" Screech looks suddenly disoriented. "Oh. Well, that must be a relief."

"Yeah, it is."

"Yeah."

"Well, don't stand in the doorway, come inside!" Lisa throws up her hands in defeat, laughing. "We'll have coffee and talk, about what I have no idea. I don't know anything about aliens or insects. Actually, nix the coffee. I don't think I need to see you on caffeine."

"Your wish is my command!"