Neji arrived at the Hyuuga Estates looking black and blue. He was bruised, and he looked tired. Very tired.
So tired in fact that when he bumped into Hyuuga Hiashi, (who was feeling extra annoyed today because Naruto destroyed yet another one of the Hyuuga relics. Again.) he didn't even apologize or mutter a decent sorry. He just… Well, he just continued walking like there was no tomorrow.
Hyuuga Hiashi raised his eyebrows and called out his nephew, "Neji."
The Hyuuga genius didn't seem to hear him.
So the great leader of the Hyuuga clan decided to try again, this time, his voice louder and clearer. "Neji."
"Huh?" Neji turned around. "Oh, Hiashi-sama."
Hyuuga Hiashi frowned. Neji never ever called him in such a lazy voice before.
"I'm sorry," He heard the prodigy continue. "I didn't see you there."
Hyuuga Hiashi, his annoyance fast vanishing, looked like he was going to throw up, "Didn't… see me there?" If he really didn't, what was the Byakugan for? Something weird is going on…
"Neji," Hiashi said, trying to fill in the role of a concerned father. "Is there a problem? Do you…" Hiashi gulped. He was never really good at this father talks anyway. "… want to talk about it?"
Neji ONLY stared. For a moment, Hiashi looked embarrassed.
"The Byakugan, along with the Hyuuga's legendary intuition, allows us to sense the emotions locked up in the darkest corners of our hearts, the suppressed emotions that do not ebb right away but still continuing to remain until it aches and torments our souls." Hiashi really didn't know what he was saying. He was testing how Neji would react.
"…"
"Neji, I must tell you that Uzumaki Naruto sneaked in again and visited Hinata, breaking another one of the vases down the hallway."
"…"
"That is not the reason of your distress? Well… I saw a bird today and I decided to catch it. It is now inside a cage near my room, if you want to ask where it is located."
"…"
"I, well, I saw a photograph of Hizashi, your father. Momentarily blinded by jealousy that he had fathered a Hyuuga prodigy, I spitted on the photograph and burned it."
"…"
Hiashi's shoulders slumped. So far, he's not fairing well being Neji's concerned uncle. Inwardly, he prayed to the heavens, asking for Hizashi's forgiveness because he hadn't guided his child properly and correctly. So, feeling useless, Hiashi only cleared his throat. At least, he had the Hyuuga grace to look poised.
"Then Neji," Hiashi finally told his nephew. "if you really do not wish for me to intrude your personal life, I shall go now and leave you be."
"…"
"Oh, I forgot. Somebody called and asked me to tell you that you are "a loathsome and despicable creature and that you being egotistical will be your downfall.'" That somebody also had the nerve to say that you are not really a man and that you should stop acting like a jerk." Neji seemed to have snapped out of his trance and looked up at his uncle. "It was a girl, I think. What was her name? Penpen? Tonton? Tintin?"
"Tenten?"
The leader of the Hyuugas nodded. "Yes, you have guessed correctly, my nephew."
Neji's eyes bulged out and he suddenly ran to his room at the speed of light, screaming something about "vile girls, stupid weapons, and killing intent."
Sleep was slipping away yet Neji is still not ready to be awake. No, not when all he could think about is his teammate- the girl, thankyouverymuch- and how he could fix the mess he was in.
Neji knew that he had dug himself a hole from the very start.
And it wasn't exactly helpful that since he started ignoring Tenten, that hole could very well be his grave.
A bright idea then suddenly popped into his head. He wasn't called a genius for nothing.
Turning on the lights of his room, Neji quickly searched for some pen and paper. After finding the two items, he sat down on his chair, that trademark smirk on his face, and uncapped the pen.
Top Ten Things I Don't Like About Tenten (1)
Neji smirked in satisfaction. My, my, my… Isn't he brilliant? He should win a Nobel Prize for this. In writing on paper what annoys him the most about Tenten, he can focus on the more important things in his life… Like what Tenten's favorite color is.
Wait- Where did that come from? Erase, erase, erase! Focus Neji!
No. 10: She's a tomboy!
Is there anything more to say? Though she's a very pretty and attractive tomboy, she is still a… er, tomboy. Yeah.
No. 9: Her buns are annoying!
Hell yeah! Inner Neji nodded, agreeing. He knows that she's into Chinese stuff and all but goodness gayness, who in the right mind would put her hair into two buns anyway? Is she a Chun-li wannabe or something? Now it's all up to his imagination what she would look like with her hair down…
No. 8: She's way too much obsessed with that Astrology junk.
Neji frowned, remembering the time when the weapon mistress told him that Cancers could be extra moody when there's a full moon.
At that time, they were on an A-class mission and since he was officially disturbed back then (but of course Tenten wouldn't know about that…Ssh!), he didn't notice that there were some ninjas on the mountainous area of the forest they were in, leading to Gai's team being ambushed. Luckily, they were very skilled ninjas and cleaned them out after reaching the enemy's hideout.
"It was lucky you didn't warn us about the ambush, Neji," Gai said, giving them his all-too-familiar freaky thumbs-up. "Good job!"
"Yes, Neji! You certainly did the right thing by not warning us!" Lee chirped, causing a vein to violently twitch on Neji's forehead.
Tenten grinned. (Neji mentally said to himself that if he became Hokage, he would make it illegal for Tenten to smile so prettily like that.) "Hmm, but isn't it funny that you did not inform us that the enemies had us already surrounded? The Neji I know would surely tell us so that we would avoid the trap."
If looks can kill, Tenten would not just be six feet under but six million feet under.
"Tenten!" Lee slung an arm around Tenten's shoulders (Neji noticed this and shifted all his glaring to Lee). "Do not insult Neji like that! His fiery and flaming youthful spirit helped him make the decision to not warn us. Because of him, we located the enemy's camp and we then accomplished the mission with no problem! For that, we should thank Neji!"
"Shut up, Lee." muttered Neji irately.
"Neji, feeling extra cranky today? Tenten asked, a sly smile forming on her lips. "There's a full moon today…"
Neji turned to her, eyes narrowed. "You shut up too Tenten!"
"Ooh, touchy."
Neji then snapped out of his reverie and turned to the paper, telling himself that the reason why he's doing this is to get his mind off that girl, and not to just remember her.
No. 7: The pointy and sharp weapons she always brings with her.
Sure they're useful when on a mission or when they are sparring. But when she gets mad… Oh, boy. Things can be pretty nasty. Neji had the privilege to become one of the few people who experienced Tenten's wrath firsthand.
N0. 6: Tenten doesn't give a damn about what other people say.
This must be part of the tomboy personality, Neji assumed. Really now, when all of his rabid fangirls claimed that Tenten is using their sparring sessions and an excuse to get close to him, Tenten just shrugged dismissively and walked away. Typical Tenten.
N0. 5: She hangs out with Gai and Lee.
The reason speaks for itself. No, really.
No. 4: She and Hinata-sama are good friends.
Hinata-sama even calls her "onee-chan," effectively annoying Neji. What's up with that? It's like they're related or something. Neji then glared ever-so-darkly on the paper that it could've bore a hole right though the desk.
No. 3: Her immunity to my Hyuuga-Glare-of-Death!
Nobody should be able to look at his glare and not even flinch! Why on Earth can Tenten look at him straight in the eye without being affected? It just doesn't make sense! It defies all laws of Mother Hyuuga!
No. 2: A lot of guys are after her. She doesn't even know she has a suitor!
Yeah, and one of them should already be out of the hospital right about by now, Neji thought darkly while his inner self sniggered. He should've used the hands of Hakke on that creep!
Arhem. Anyway…
No. 1:
Neji blinked. And then blinked again. For the past 10 minutes, he had been racking his brain for anything that he finds is the most annoying thing about Tenten. He even thought of using his Byakugan on the No. 1 blank reason but he thought better. He would've gone insane from brain-overload. Thankfully, Hyuugas don't go insane. 15 minutes then passed yet he still hasn't written something, ANYTHING, on the darn paper.
It's so sad when what you've thought was a brilliant plan suddenly backfires at you.
His inner self patted him on the back sympathetically. But that was only in his MIND(2), mind you.
Muttering all sorts of very colorful words under his breath, Neji crumpled the paper and threw it in one corner of the room. Feeling really pathetic, Neji turned off the lights and then went back to sleep.
"I officially declare to the whole wide world, no, the entire universe, that boys are stupid creatures and that we are better off without them!"
"Amen." The three girls, namely, Sakura, Ino and Hinata, said. They all agreed with what the bun-haired girl stated.
The proud kunoichis of Konoha are inside Yamanaka Ino's house, having their monthly slumber party. Over the years, the girls of Rookie 9 (plus Gai's team, of course) have grown closer, maybe because no one can understand the life of a female ninja better than themselves.
"T-Tenten-oneechan, did N-Neji-niisan do something bad to you?" Hinata politely inquired.
Tenten crossed her arms and turned to the other direction. "Hmp! Don't ask."
"Hey, forehead-girl, with all your experience with cold guys maybe you can give Tenten some advise?" Ino asked the pink-haired girl beside her.
"Anou…" Sakura scratched her head. "I don't really know what to say. With Sasuke-kun and I, everything just fell right on its place so…"
"At least you've gotten together." Tenten pointed out.
"Yes, and you've managed to beat to the odds," Hinata happily sighed, clasping her hands together. "E-Everybody said that you guys can't make it but you and S-Sasuke-san did!"
"Yeah, and you've even got a strange but interesting title," Ino drew an imaginary headline in the air with her hands. "'The Scandalous Couple of Konoha!'"
Tenten chortled loudly, "Those days were such a riot, ne Sakura?"
"Tell me about it." Sakura sighed gloomily, remembering the intrigues and gossips that circled around Konoha after they've officially become a couple.
"Man, men can be so incredibly stupid and dense at times," Ino muttered, blowing a strand of her hair in exasperation. "Sometimes, even the most intelligent of them can get as bright as a rock when it comes to dealing with us women."
"You're not talking about Shikamaru, are you?" Sakura asked, half-laughing as Ino turned bright red.
"Of course not! Who would want a lazy-bum like him?" Ino snapped tersely. "Sure, he maybe intelligent and all… and he can be caring when he needs to be… and maybe from time to time he can be sweet… A-And…" She paused, blushing, while the girls laughed at her.
Hinata spoke again. "I-Ino… why don't you just tell Shikamaru what you feel?"
"How could I? When that sand witch is always hanging around him…" Ino's face then darkened. "Wait! Why are we talking about moi anyway? Let's go back to Tenten and Neji!"
"Since when did we become a topic anyway?" Tenten protested as Ino smiled slyly.
"Since you unofficially became a couple!" Ino exclaimed brightly. "Just as Hinata and Naruto unofficially belong to each other!"
"I-Ino!" Hinata's face turned as red as a tomato. "T-That's not true!"
"Just give yourselves time and it will be," said Sakura sagely. "Besides, Naruto told me once that he thinks of you as cute."
"Sakura-chan!"
Ino turned to Tenten again, "No where were we? Oh yeah, that stuff that Neji did to piss you off."
Tenten only wrapped her arms around her waist as her eyes casted downwards. "Oh. That."
"What did he do, Tenten?" Sakura asked, concerned. "Did he do or say something hurtful? If you want, I'll track him down and punch him until he realizes his mistakes!" Sakura punched her fist for emphasis.
Tenten laughed. "No, no… But thanks anyway Sakura. I've already taught him a lesson… If you girls know what I mean." She then winked as the other girls laughed with her in sudden understanding.
Hinata then placed a hand over Tenten's. "T-Tenten-oneechan. Please don't worry. Everything will be alright in the end. You'll see."
The bun-haired girl blinked and then smiled slightly. "I hope so, Hinata-chan."
A/N: Oh, damn! This is getting to be longer than I expected. This is supposed to be for three chapters only, but I'm thinking of making it five. (Me and my strange fascination for odd numbers!) Ehehe. Oops for the booboo…? What about you guys? What do you think? Should I make it, like, five chapters? Or do you want things to be over and done with by the next chappie? I'm hoping for your feedback, okay? It'll really help me out! (Since I'm not that of a good writer and all…) Oh, before I forget:
(1) Got this from a movie I watched. Forgot the title though. The original idea was to think of ten things you like about your crush/special someone. But I changed it to be the exact opposite. Smart, ain't I? –gets whacked in the head for being conceited-
(2) I always read this when reading Link and Luigi's fanfics involving Neji-kun. –giggles- I've always thought of it as funny and exactly what Neji would do. In my MIND.
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