A/N:
I searched up "Angst Parade" on the Internet and found a CD named that. Soo… I wrote a oneshot featuring Kyo and Yuki, to celebrate.
Disclaimer: …IDONTOWNKYOANDYUKIORTHEDAMNCD.
Kyo had just woken up to Yuki jumping on his bed and he was already planning for the dynamic duo to do something mental that day.
"Lets go buy a CD," He said, poking Yuki's forehead with a twig he found in his boxers. Oh wait… that was no twig. Kyo gulped and put the 'twig' away. Yuki sighed.
"Okay. What one?"
"Angst Parade!" He screamed, waving his hands around in utter excitement, "It's gonna be great! And angsty. Don't forget the angst"
"How could I forget the angst?"
Kyo shrugged and jumped out of bed, knocking poor Yuki onto the floor in a heap. He then got dressed and helped Yuki up.
"C'mon! There might be none left!"
"GASP" Gasped Yuki, "Your right!"
So off the skipped to the department store.
On the way, they were confronted by a hobo. The hobo smelt like a toilet and had a beard as long as the sun. Kyo commented on his beard and smell.
"You stink," He said flatly, holding his nose. The hobo nodded and gave him a bin cookie. Yuki cheered and asked for some, but Kyo didn't give him some. So, the angst was on for Yuki. But Kyo didn't care much.
Finally, at the department store, a clerk greeted them.
"Hello, sirs. How may I be of assistance?"
"By dying" Yuki said, nodding in total agreement with himself. The clerk looked shocked, so they wandered off to the CD section of the store.
Then… they saw it. The most magnificent CD that ever lived. Ever.
"Angst Parade" had a shin cover, with a tree on the front. The tree was badly drawn, as if done by finger painting by a 2 year old. The cousins stared in awe at the CD case, before picking it up. Yuki stroked it.
"Hey! I wanna stroke too!"
So Kyo stroked it as well. Then, they took it to the check out. The cashier man scanned it.
"That'll be $25.00 thanks"
Kyo and Yuki looked at each other. They had no money! What the hell did they think they were? Rich or something? Yuki checked his pocket and found a mini bottle of lube. All Kyo had was a piece of string, a 1c coin and an old bus ticket.
"That's not enough, sirs"
They looked at each other. Kyo had a diabolical plan.
"Can… I see it again?"
The man nodded and handed the CD to Kyo. He eyed it closely, before shouting, "RUN!"
The cousins ran as fast as they could, down the street and back to Shigure's house. They could hear police chasing after them. Yuki began to cry, so Kyo had to drag him the 500 meters of the way to the front door. They ran in and locked it, before racing to the CD player in Tohru's bedroom. Slipping the CD in the tray, the boys goggled in awe at the music.
"Man… that's wicked"
"I know…"
"Hey, did they just mention a donkey?"
"Yep"
Yuki and Kyo then spent the next 4 hours listening to "Angst Parade".
THE END!
…Maybe.
A/N:
Bwahahahaaa! -coughs-
Reviews are welcome, as usual.