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earn our debts, a'la Faye in Cowboy Bebop.
Much caffiene, much sugar, more reviews, and we might write more. As always, collaboration between Psycofoxx and Atolm2000, with some help from a random cat. Feel free to make suggestions for future Calm Jobs or Halloween Costumes.
1.(As Auron brings Tidus to Sin at the beginning)
Auron: Wake up Neo.
2. (Random inn)
*Inn music starts up with Tidus' snoring* SMACK!
Lulu: STOP SNORING!
3.Future use for Rikku's mix overdrive - Bartender.
4. (Around the campfire)
Rikku: Merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream…
Tidus: *twitch*
5. Yu Yevon: I'll get you Yojimbo, and your little dog too!
6.(Lost Jecht sphere: Or how Auron learned the Tornado overdrive)
*random fiend facing Auron's regular tornado*
Jecht:(Stumbles out drunk) HEY! Want a drink? (Chucks the bottle at the tornado. Tornado bursts into flames)
Auron: Wow, his drinking actually has a use.
7. (Kilika Temple)
Tidus: I just need to scream. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Lulu: Don't worry about him he forgot his medication.
8.(Looking over Tidus's family album)
Wakka: Who's that?
Tidus: My grandfather; he was a were-chocobo.
Lulu: That explains the hair…
9. (Air battle with Sin, Ship shoots off Sin's fin)
Sin: It's only a flesh wound!
Tidus: A flesh wound? Your fin's off!
Sin: No it isn't!
10. (Yuna summons Yojimbo)
Rikku:(singing) How much is that dog-gy in the window…
11.(Yojimbo at final battle with Yu Yevon)
Yojimbo: This wasn't in my contract!!!!
12. (Macalania woods)
Tidus: Where's Kimahri?
Kimahri:(chasing butterflies)
13. (Fighting new plant monster)
Kimahri: (uses lancet)….. Catnip…….
14.(Kilika ferry)
Wakka: (throws blitzball at Sin's fin)
Sin surfaces holding blitzball: Is this yours?
15. (Yuna summons Yojimbo)
Yojimbo: looks around for his dog.
Dog: Runs by with a blitzball in his mouth, being chased by Wakka.
16.The true secret of Lulu's dress physics, Duct tape!
17. (Yuna, in psychiatrist office)
Yuna: After my disastrous marriage, my relationship with Tidus was like a dream…
18.Rikku: Are you just following us around?
Maechen: Perhaps, or perhaps not.
19.Rikku: Are you following us around?
O'aka: You're putting my kids through college!
20. (Yuna summons Ixion)
Ixion: runs past followed by the red bull (Last Unicorn)
21. (Towards end of game, phantom Zanarkand)
Tidus: So…how do you do that floating thing? Can I do that?
Bahamut(Fayth): * Sweatdrops*
22. (Final battle with Seymour – Yuna summons Anima)
Anima: *Picks Seymour up and spanks him *
Seymour: MOOOM!!
23. Yuna summons Magus Sisters. Fiends pull out flyswatter.
24. (Mi'ihen Highroad)
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: No.
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: No.
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: If you don't cut it out, we're going straight back to Zanarkand!
Tidus: WOOHOO!! Are we there yet?
Auron: Damn…
25. The true reason there were so many jokes about eating fiends in the Gagazet Caves, road to Zanarkand, etc… Running out of food.
26. (Farplane)
Tidus: Sucks being the tragic hero, doesn't it?
Aeris: Yeah…
27. (The true reason behind all the Auron/Rikku pairings…the Thunder Plains)
Rikku: So, if we stay close to the lightning rods which are the tallest things around, we won't get hit, right?
Auron: Right.
* Kimahri steps away…Rikku latches on to Auron as the next tallest person.*
28. Yuna: (singing) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen…
29. (Why the group's costumes are so odd…)
Lulu: There's a slight problem…I was trying to dry the laundry, and misjudged the fire spell.
30. (Sanubia Desert)
Rikku: Wait, that oasis wasn't there before.
Tidus: I dunno, I just always seem to wake up face-down in the water.
Bonus 1 – Halloween Costumes
Tidus: Neo
Yuna: The red-bordered white mage robes, from the earlier games
Auron: Still a ghost. (Auron: I am not interested in trick-or-treating.)
Lulu: Squall. (She has enough belts.)
Wakka: Unicorn
Rikku: Yuffie
Kimahri: Moomba
Bonus 2 – Aeon's Calm Jobs
Valefor: Hang Glider
Ifrit: Barbecue Grill
Shiva: Making ice cream
Ixion: Pony Rides
Bahamut: Ties cart to the spinning wheel-thing to make a merry-go-round
Yojimbo: Burger King, remember?
Anima: Dock bouy
Magus Sisters: Florists
Much caffiene, much sugar, more reviews, and we might write more. As always, collaboration between Psycofoxx and Atolm2000, with some help from a random cat. Feel free to make suggestions for future Calm Jobs or Halloween Costumes.
1.(As Auron brings Tidus to Sin at the beginning)
Auron: Wake up Neo.
2. (Random inn)
*Inn music starts up with Tidus' snoring* SMACK!
Lulu: STOP SNORING!
3.Future use for Rikku's mix overdrive - Bartender.
4. (Around the campfire)
Rikku: Merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream…
Tidus: *twitch*
5. Yu Yevon: I'll get you Yojimbo, and your little dog too!
6.(Lost Jecht sphere: Or how Auron learned the Tornado overdrive)
*random fiend facing Auron's regular tornado*
Jecht:(Stumbles out drunk) HEY! Want a drink? (Chucks the bottle at the tornado. Tornado bursts into flames)
Auron: Wow, his drinking actually has a use.
7. (Kilika Temple)
Tidus: I just need to scream. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Lulu: Don't worry about him he forgot his medication.
8.(Looking over Tidus's family album)
Wakka: Who's that?
Tidus: My grandfather; he was a were-chocobo.
Lulu: That explains the hair…
9. (Air battle with Sin, Ship shoots off Sin's fin)
Sin: It's only a flesh wound!
Tidus: A flesh wound? Your fin's off!
Sin: No it isn't!
10. (Yuna summons Yojimbo)
Rikku:(singing) How much is that dog-gy in the window…
11.(Yojimbo at final battle with Yu Yevon)
Yojimbo: This wasn't in my contract!!!!
12. (Macalania woods)
Tidus: Where's Kimahri?
Kimahri:(chasing butterflies)
13. (Fighting new plant monster)
Kimahri: (uses lancet)….. Catnip…….
14.(Kilika ferry)
Wakka: (throws blitzball at Sin's fin)
Sin surfaces holding blitzball: Is this yours?
15. (Yuna summons Yojimbo)
Yojimbo: looks around for his dog.
Dog: Runs by with a blitzball in his mouth, being chased by Wakka.
16.The true secret of Lulu's dress physics, Duct tape!
17. (Yuna, in psychiatrist office)
Yuna: After my disastrous marriage, my relationship with Tidus was like a dream…
18.Rikku: Are you just following us around?
Maechen: Perhaps, or perhaps not.
19.Rikku: Are you following us around?
O'aka: You're putting my kids through college!
20. (Yuna summons Ixion)
Ixion: runs past followed by the red bull (Last Unicorn)
21. (Towards end of game, phantom Zanarkand)
Tidus: So…how do you do that floating thing? Can I do that?
Bahamut(Fayth): * Sweatdrops*
22. (Final battle with Seymour – Yuna summons Anima)
Anima: *Picks Seymour up and spanks him *
Seymour: MOOOM!!
23. Yuna summons Magus Sisters. Fiends pull out flyswatter.
24. (Mi'ihen Highroad)
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: No.
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: No.
Tidus: Are we there yet?
Auron: If you don't cut it out, we're going straight back to Zanarkand!
Tidus: WOOHOO!! Are we there yet?
Auron: Damn…
25. The true reason there were so many jokes about eating fiends in the Gagazet Caves, road to Zanarkand, etc… Running out of food.
26. (Farplane)
Tidus: Sucks being the tragic hero, doesn't it?
Aeris: Yeah…
27. (The true reason behind all the Auron/Rikku pairings…the Thunder Plains)
Rikku: So, if we stay close to the lightning rods which are the tallest things around, we won't get hit, right?
Auron: Right.
* Kimahri steps away…Rikku latches on to Auron as the next tallest person.*
28. Yuna: (singing) Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream; make him the cutest that I've ever seen…
29. (Why the group's costumes are so odd…)
Lulu: There's a slight problem…I was trying to dry the laundry, and misjudged the fire spell.
30. (Sanubia Desert)
Rikku: Wait, that oasis wasn't there before.
Tidus: I dunno, I just always seem to wake up face-down in the water.
Bonus 1 – Halloween Costumes
Tidus: Neo
Yuna: The red-bordered white mage robes, from the earlier games
Auron: Still a ghost. (Auron: I am not interested in trick-or-treating.)
Lulu: Squall. (She has enough belts.)
Wakka: Unicorn
Rikku: Yuffie
Kimahri: Moomba
Bonus 2 – Aeon's Calm Jobs
Valefor: Hang Glider
Ifrit: Barbecue Grill
Shiva: Making ice cream
Ixion: Pony Rides
Bahamut: Ties cart to the spinning wheel-thing to make a merry-go-round
Yojimbo: Burger King, remember?
Anima: Dock bouy
Magus Sisters: Florists