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There sat four people at the grass. Sasuke was fuming up because of jealousy. Ino was smiling at the fake couple, not noticing that it's only fake. Shikamaru is flirtiously flirting(hehe...this is from SaLiMa-HaRuNo-gIrL). Sakura is flirting back!

"This is gonna be a RABID picnic." Hibana whispered to Kiba, and Kiba nodded in reply.

Darn it!Why won't Ino-chan take Sasuke-k-...Sasuke-san!I'm sick and tired of flirting!

Troublesome woman. Why won't Ino take Uchiha?I'm sick and tired of flirting!

I better stop those two from flirting!I'm sick and tired of 'fakingly' smiling at them!SHIKAMARU'S MINE, SAKURA-FOREHEAD...wait...where did 'MINE' came from!WHAT THE-...DO I LIKE SHIKA-...NO WAY!

Grr...Go away, Nara!GO AWAY!DIE!Sakura's mine!You can get Ino for you!But not Sakura!I HATE YOU!

"Hello, everybody!" Hibana greeted. But the others didn't give any attention to her.

Sasuke's still glaring at the couple. Ino's still smiling at the fake couple to hide that she's jealous. Sakura and Shikamaru are flirting with each other, deep inside their vomiting.

Hibana's eye twitched. "Hello everybody!" Hibana repeated, and continued, "shut up now." she gritted her teeth.

But still no.

"LOOK!NEJI AND TENTEN ARE MAKING OUT!" Hibana yelled pointing at her left.

The others look at the direction where Hibana pointed. Except Sasuke who's still glaring at Shikamaru. Ready to rip his inners.

"That got your attention...as I was saying..." Hibana cleared her throat, "this is not a simple picnic!This is a contest of two couples!So each of you would choose a partner. And a couple would be in various activities."

Shikamaru and Sakura chose each other against their will. Ino frowned and has no choice and got Sasuke. Sasuke...well...he's still glaring at Shikamaru.

"okay, first activity is called, 'how-well-do-you-know?'...yeah, I know the name's lame, but whatever." Hibana said reading a piece of paper, "the instructions are, you should just answer the questions about your partners. That's all!Now, Kiba-kun would give you a paper and a pen and answer the questions about your partners!"

Kiba gave out all the paper and...

"You may start now. No cheating!"

At Shikamaru's...

Darn it!I don't know a thing about this pink-haired. Troublesome...I'll just guess.

What's her favorite color?

umm...so much for being the genius...I guess I'll just skip this.

What's her favorite hobby?

oh fuck...I'll just skip this question.

What's her talent?

...I have no idea...

Lastly, Why did you chose her for a partner?..

oh fuck...I can't tell the truth...

Then, Shikamaru continued to read the question.

..Be honest!Remember Hibana and Kiba knows how to read your faces!If we see those lame lies printed at your face, we're gonna torture you!SO 'YA BETTA' BE HONEST!...

Shikamaru gulped at this.

this is DEFINITELY the the hardest test EVER!

he took a peek at Ino, who is obviously answering her test.

sigh...if only I chose her. Then I can answer this EASILY!DAMN IT!

Now let's go to...Sakura

What's his favorite color?

oh my...I don't know this. hmm...maybe it's also pink like mine!...FUCK!

What's his favorite hobby?

Gotta relax gotta relax gotta relax gotta relax gotta relax gotta relax...ARGH!I can't answer this!

What's his talent?

umm..

Lastly, why'd you chose him for a partner?

FUCK ME!WHY'D I CHOSE HIM?ARE YOU INSANE?I'M GONNA ANSWER THIS, TRUTHFULLLY?ARE YOU TOTALLY INSANE?

And as Shikamaru did, she also did.

...Be honest!Remember Hibana and Kiba knows how to read your faces!If we see those lame lies printed at your faces, we're gonna torture you!SO 'YA BETTA' BE HONEST!...

and she also gulped at this.

This is the hardest test I've ever been in my whole, wide life!

she took a peek at Sasuke...well surprisingly he's not glaring at Shikamaru but instead, he is looking at his paper..but not holding a pen.

sigh...if only I chose him. Then I can answer this EASILY!DAMN IT!

And...that's it for Sakura, let's move to the OTHER male...

Fuck, did Sakura caught me?Did she got me that I was jealous?Did she?...Shit, this quiz is hard...what's Ino's favorite color...Man, this would be a SHAME if I can't answer this..think, Sasuke, THINK!...Oh Crap, watever I'll just skip this...hobby?...is annoying me a hobby?...well just answer it...yup!that's the answer!Annoying me...right right...talent, talen, talent, talent...let's see...AHA!ANNOYING ME!...now for the next...'because she's the only one that's not occupied!Because, that Shikamaru, the piece of shit and bastard that I wanted to kill, even if I'm avenger fro my clan I'll still have time to kill that Shikamaru!I PROMISE!I SWEAR!

Well, that's what he thought, but in reality...

What's her favorite color?

(I don't know, have a problem with that?)

What's her favorite hobby?

(I still don't know. And I'm telling you, I'm starting to be pissed off by these questions)

What's her talent?

(Again, I don't know. But I'll count until ten..If this wouldn't stop I'll write what's in my head now!)

Lastly, why'd you chose her for a partner?

(10!okay, i'm gonna write what's in my head...because she's the only one that's not occupied!Because, that Shikamaru, the piece of shit and bastard that I wanted to kill, even if I'm avenger fro my clan I'll still have time to kill that Shikamaru!I PROMISE!I SWEAR!)

Sasuke let go of his pen...which broke after he wrote his answer.

And...let's go to the last contestant...Ino...

What's his favorite color?

...skip!...

What's his favorite hobby?

...skip!...

What's his talent?

...skip!...

Last, why'd you chose her for a partner?

leaving a paper blank is not a bad idea!okay, I'm done!

Meanwhile...

"Looks like they're having a hard time doing this.." Hibana whispered to Kiba, Kiba nodded in reply.

Then, Kiba yelled in a megaphone, "HEY, YOU BRATS!TIME'S DONE!GET OUT OF YOUR CHAIRS NOW!"

And Shikamaru, Ino, and Sakura...are...well...tensed, that they haven't answered any question yet. Well, Sasuke wasn't, infact he's still glaring at Shikamaru.

Hibana looked at the tests and then raised a brow.

I knew it...

"okay, the activity ends now!And now let's go at the main business!...okay, we can now picnic."

"You mean no more activities?" Sakura asked.

"yup."

"I thought this was an activity picnic?Only one?" Shikamarua and Ino BOTH asked at the same time. Sasuke smirked at this.

"Oh Come On!Based on the first activity!It's obvious that you can't do the other activities!DUH!"

They all flushed.

hwe hwe hwe...this is the time where I end...and next chapter's the picnic!I meant the real one!