At last! After all your weeks of waiting, there exists what you have only dreamt of! I don't know what that is though 'cause I can't read your minds. Oh yeah, there is also the next exiting (sarcastic laugh) instalment in the X-OVA Saga!

Just out of interest, can someone e-mail me with the English translation of this text I got from someone, 'cause I don't spk txt lngo:

"Gvs im a x luk, shts smthng im, e hrs er nd; ZE GEESE ARE FLYING SOUTH AGAIN; lol hh tb bi"

If anyone would like to appear in future chapters, e-mail me with your character's name, a brief physical description, a bit about the personality you want your character to have etc., and I'll see what I can do.

Any suggestions for a plot? E-mail.

Reading this at approximately 5W/s (words per second) and at an average understanifcation level of 83U (Undus), Link will get hit on the head by an apple in about twelve seconds.

Britt & Iccer:

Understandification: Vb: The process by which one understands something. It is measured in Undus.

Undu: Nn: A measurement of speed at which the brain deciphers an improbability to achieve understandment.

Understandment: Nn: When one fully understands a situation.

Chapter 6: Random Fragments of Apple

"Ouch!" cried Link as an apple fell on his head. "How am I supposed to formulate a scientific law if you drop an apple on my head?!" Saria had just randomly kicked a tree and an apple fell from it.

"I only did it to wake you up, S'Isaac." she said, "While you were sleeping I was calculating the speed and direction of my kick needed to make that apple fall."

A giant marshmallow flew across the sky.

"Meaning?"

A squadron of pigs with machine guns followed, firing sausages at the marshmallow.

"Meaning I asked that King of Hyrule person over there with the laptop to write down that the apple would fall as soon as I hit the tree."

At that precise moment, the King of Hyrule started typing something into the laptop.

"This is really rubbish?" questioned Link.

"What?"

"It's what that random road sign over there says," explained Link. "I think I'll start again?"

"What does that mean?" asked Saria.

The apple that randomly hit Link randomly turned into Orca and started speaking a strange language.

"it mns u r aslp dngbt. wkup! hh tb lol. ZE GEESE ARE FLYING SOUTH."