Wii Will Rock You

by Tortured Artist

Ever since Nintendo's latest console was renamed the Wii, there have been jokes all over the internet about the silly name, and this is my contribution with a song parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen.

Wii Will Rock You

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise

Your parents gonna buy a next-gen console some day

You've got an X-Box at the your place.

You big disgrace

Playin' Halo all day at your base

Wii will Wii will rock you

Wii will Wii will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man

You will buy a next-gen console at EB Games some day

You've got a PS2

Well that won't do

If you play God of War than Mario will sue

Wii will Wii will rock you

Wii will Wii will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man

'Cause you bought an X-Box 360 at a thrift store

Dude you're such a tool

And a fool

Buying a Wii is much more cool

Wii will Wii will rock you

Singin'...hmm...

Wii will Wii will rock you

Everybody

Wii will Wii will rock you

Hmm...

Wii will Wii will rock you

Alright

Disclaimer: Although I do support the new Wii console, this song was written for comedic purposes and was not intended to slander Microsoft and Sony's video game consoles or be an insult towards fans of the consoles by the two aforementioned companies. Also, this song is a parody of "We Will Rock You" by Queen, which I don't own.