Chapter 1: The Initial Disclosures
It all began in that one moment when the doorbell to number four, Privet Drive rang and Vernon Dursley started on his usual rant of "Bloody Moron Salesmen" and opened the door to find a bushy, red-haired girl of about fifteen. "Harry!" She rushed in the house as soon as the door was open and ran up the stairs to find a black-haired boy of about the same age with a strange lightning-shaped scar on his forehead. "Harry!" Hermione tried to catch her breath before continuing. "Harry, It's Ron! He's- He's-…" Let's take a second to look at the many thoughts Harry has inside that messed-up little head of his:-Ahem- #1:WTF? #2WTF? #3: What happened to Ron? and #4:WTF?Resume story. "He's- Pregnant." Hermione finally said. "Have you been drinking that potion we saw Snape sniffing? Ron's a GUY." Harry said, putting emphasis on that last word when he heard a tapping at his window. "That must be my new WandBoy."(Author's note: WandBoy is a wizard version of playboy.)I'll be out in about 15 minutes." He said, leaving Hermione standing out in the hall, she could have a look at that WandBoy. (Revealing her secret Lesbian life with Ginny, by the way.)Five minutes later, Harry came out of his room, buttoning his pants and muttering "That went faster than expected. Good thing Morgan LeFay has eternal boobs, too." "Ahem." Hermione cleared her throat, tapping her foot impatiently. "Oh, all right, then." The male said and the two wizards walked out the front door still held open by an astonished Vernon Dursley.
(Author's note: Whaddya think so far? It's my first FanFic, so it's probably not fantastic, but I tried. Reviews would make me the happiest person ever. )