Chapter 2: Labor
"C'mon Ron! Push! You can do it!" "You try having a baby out your ass!" The red face of Ronald Malfoy looked like a tomato as he grunted and strained to have the child of Draco Malfoy. "C'mon Honey! You can do it. Push!" Cried Draco as he held the hand of his husband and looked deep into his eyes as Professor McGonagall yelled, "I can see the head! I can see the-Oh, that head is not pretty." Ron's eyes widened when he heard this "Why not? Is it a spider? IT'S A SPIDER! Getitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitout!" He yelled, trashing his legs wildly. "It's not a spider! It is covered in shit, though." Professor McGonagall said softly as she cradled a literally shit- covered baby in her arms. "Scourgify" She said, and the feces disappeared to be replaced by e clean black cloth. She handed it to the couple and they stared down at it with eyes of pure love and decided that it was to be named 'Draconian" if it was a boy and 'Silvira' if it was a girl. Draco checked and happily announced it was a boy, but then said "Wait. How come it has a Wand AND a Cauldron?"
(Author's Note: OOOOHHHH! Good for Ron and Draco, though. I know some of you are thinking "That fat bastard! He skipped 9 months ahead!" Okay, #1, I didn't skip 9 months, it was 3 months; the baby grew fast 'cause of the potions
Ron took, and don't worry! Some crucial events happened in that time and we will go back!) (P.S. I'm not fat!)