A/N: Hey y'all! Remember when Hermione, Ron and Harry had almost the same dream? Well they have been having it every night for the past while, I just forgot to mention it in other chapters. Well, here it is enjoy!
Disclaimer: this is not mine all J.K's
Chapter 10: Ginny's prank Muahahahhahahhahaha!
Ron was staring into her eyes with tears in his,
"Go Ron! Leave me here! You must help him!"
"I can't!"
"You must! The world might die! You have to help him, you know what to do I taught you well maybe if there is still time you can save me."
"But!" And she closed her eyes – record screeches
Hermione gasps waking up from her dream, she looks around and realizes she's sweating. She got up and took a shower then put on her robes and went to the great hall for breakfast. It's just a dream, it's just a dream, she kept saying to herself that I dream every night
"Hey Hermione!" said Ron,
"Hi!"
"So uh, the same schedule like yesterday?"
"Pretty much." She took a sip of her pumpkin juice. She started coughing
"Hermione whats wrong?" asked Ginny
"I wheeze don't hack know!" she coughed out and reached again for her pumpkin juice
"Hermione drink my pumpkin juice you don't want to be drinking what ever crap you got in your drink" said Ron and he knocked the Hermione's goblet on the floor it's contents spilling everywhere. Hermione nodded and drank it. Her coughing stopped. She saw Malfoy laughing his head off at the Slytherin table. She knew he had something to do with this. She marched over to him wand in hand.
"MALFOY WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!"
"Oh, not much just put a whole bottle of pepper in it."
"WHY!"
"For my own enjoyment!"
"You'll pay." She said poking her wand at his neck. And left him.
"This is wrecking our plan Gin, he definitely will pay!" said Harry
"And I know how." Said Ginny She left lunch early that day and went into her most evil place in the entire world.
More evil than Voldemort or his lair.
More evil than Malfoy,
More evil that Snapes bathroom (bad mental image)
More evil than Lucius Malfoy
It was,
Her Room! Dun, dun, dun. She got out her supplies to bring Malfoy down, the worst thing possible to imagine.
Worse than Snape in a thong (terrible evil life scarring image)
Worse than a McGonagall bad hair day
Worse than Voldemort himself
It was, it was…
Her trunk of pranks provided by Fred and George Weasley
"We got to go to the extreme." She said to herself she took out everything she needed and took her invisible dust and sprayed it on herself and got the Slytherin password from a first year.
She found Malfoy's room and got to work, she placed permanent posters on the walls saying 'I'm a stupid arrogant git' and 'I love Myrtle' signs and made everything hot pink. And placed a charm that would do the rest when Malfoy walks in. She snapped lots of pictures to give to Colin Creevey (sp?) and wrote a story for the Daily Prophet.
"Hey Colin!" said Ginny after she put her stuff away.
"Yeah?"
"Send these to the Daily Prophet and the next time you see Malfoy take a picture of him to send in too. This is going to be great. Here is three sickles to make sure to do it right."
"I got it."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I think that's Malfoy now. Get your camera ready Colin"
"This sounds good." He doesn't know how good. Malfoy was walking around school with glowing hot pink with purple stripes in his hair. He was wearing a not too skimpy red striper out fit with the reddest highest heels you could not even imagine with a huge neon sign above his head that says 'I'm a stupid arrogant git ' and talks it in his voice every five minutes. Colin got tons of pictures. He gave the majority to Ginny to post around Hogwarts and Colin sent the remaining picture with the story and some of Ginny's pictures to the Daily Prophet.
"WHO DID THIS TO ME!"
"…"
"HELLOOOOO? I SAID WHO DID THIS?"
"…"
"WHO DID THIS!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Hogwarts
"Draco no one is going to tell you." Said Draco's friend Blaise
"Ginny, this is priceless Oh I love you." Said Harry hugging her. "Where did you get this idea? And how?"
"Well, I do live with the two and only Fred and George Weasley during the summer. They taught me well."
"Ginny they'd be so proud" said Ron shedding a tear
"Your right we are!" said Fred and George entering my story without permission
THIS STORY GETS INTERRUPTED WITH A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Shelb: Hey! What are you two doing in my story!
Fred: Putting more fun into it
George: Yea!
Shelb: Fine I was going to put you in here anyway. BACK TO THE STORY!
"We wouldn't miss Ginny's finest prank for the world!" said Fred
"We are very impressed," said George
"We have taught you well young Paduon " they said in unison (spelling? Are there any star wars geeks out there? Please tell me how to spell paduon!)
"Thanks masters who have taught me" (A/N: Why am I going star wars here this is a Harry Potter story!)
"HEY EVERYONE FRED AND GEORGE ARE IN THE HOUSE!" yelled Ron
"YES!"
"WHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Hogwarts
"Hello beloved fans here discounts on pranks for everyone – just don't tell the professors" said George While the twins were making a lot of money Ron noticed Hermione was massaging her temples
"Hermione whats wrong?"
"Nothing I just have a headache, I think I'm going to buy a few pain pills and tampon string pranks for some gossip queens and some pimple pooffers from Fred and George."
"Hope you feel better." Said Ron, speaking of which, I really want to stain that stripper outfit Malfoy's wearing and his brand new uniforms he's going to be wearing when he figures out how to get that thing off I think I'm going to buy a few portable mud puddles (those mud puddles that make you trip and fall in it) yeah, that's what I need, you know I might take a bottle of pimple poofer myself Malfoy bought a book called Antidotes to pranks but Malfoy won't find an answer to this prank in there. His prank still isn't done yet, no it's not. McGonagall and Snape bought some things to play on each other. (tee hee, hee) Fred and George left for more business. And the afternoon edition of the Daily Prophet came in:
MALFOY JR. CONFESSESS ALL!
By Rita Skeeter
WE NOW HAVE THE FULL STORY, THE INSIDE SCOOP ON DRACO MALFOY. HE ALWAYS HAD A 'GIRLISH' KIND OF STYLE . " I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE GIRLISH, I MEAN HEY I'M NOT GAY BUT I LOVE HIGH HEELS" QUOTES DRACO, HE ALSO CONFESSES A CERTAIN LOVE IN HIS LIFE. MOANING MYRTLE, THE GIRLS BATHROOM GHOST. IN HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY "I CAN NOT DESCRIBE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MYRLTE IT IS SO IMACULATE AND WONDERFUL THOSE GLASSES AND HER FIGURE, IT IS REALLY AMAZING." SAYS A LOVE STRUCK DRACO "I ALSO ADMITT IT, I CAN BE A STUPID AROGANT GIT AND DON'T CARE ABOUT VOLDEMORT OR MY FATHER, I'M GOING TO SIDE WITH THE LIGHT SIDE JUST TO BE WITH MYRTLE AND LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE" THIS IS RITA SKEETER SAYING GOOD NIGHT.
"WHAT! MY LIFE IS RUINED THIS HAS GOT PICTURES AND EVERYTHING!" screamed Draco
"Ginny this is priceless!" said Harry, snapping a picture of Malfoy's face
"Ron can we have a quick tutoring session now please, I remember something I'd like to teach you that you'll get to learn in Charms about two weeks from now."
"Are you physic?"
"NO! I do my home work two weeks ahead!"
"Oh yeah, what do you want to teach me?"
"lets get to the common room first."
"Ok,"
In the common room:
"You remember the summoning charm right?"
"Yep"
"Ok, you are going to learn how to summon in your head."
"Sounds easy enough."
"Not really, well for me it is. Pretty much you have to imagine what you want and say it in your head. Pretty much the same thing you just don't talk."
"Ok, let me try." Accio Book he thought, and held out his hand. The book came zooming at Ron, and hit him in the groin.
"BLOODY HELL! I THINK I'M CASTRATED!" screamed Ron clutching it rolling around on the ground "GOOD BYE MANLYHOOD! I'M DOOMED! FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
"Can you make it to the hospital wing?"
"I CAN'T MOVE! JUST LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE A VIRGIN!"
"That piece of info I did not need to know," She levitated him and made a dash for the hospital wing.
'Hermione! I think I'm going to barf! Slow down, OW! DON'T SLOW DOWN!"
"You better not barf! You fly a broom Ron how can you get air sick!"
"I don't know! OH BLOODY HELL HURRY UP!" She burst into the hospital wing
"MADAM POMFREY!"
"What is it! Oh you two, what do you want?" asked Madam Pomfrey with her hands on her hips
"I THINK I'M CASTRATED!"
"Put him on the bed." Hermione did so,
"Hmm, I going to need to take a look at it Mr. Weasley."
"WHAT! ARE YOU MAD! There is NO WAY I'm going to be molested by the school healer!"
"Then you'll stay castrated for life." Ron gulped,
"I can't." he pulled the sheet tighter around him.
"Well, at least I can give you this, it's to relieve the pain."
"No,"
"It's cherry flavored"
"No, wait cherry? Your sure?"
"1,000 percent sure."
"alright." He said quietly and drank the vile of potion, "This tastes like mucus!" he fell asleep.
"I thought was to kill the pain." Said Hermione
"It is but it also puts the victim to sleep so I can do my work" said Madam Pomfrey rolling up her sleeves, "Miss Granger I'm sure you don't want to watch, I send someone to get you when he's ready."
"Yes, Madam. I'll watch Quiddich practice and inform Harry of Ron's accident."
"How did this accident happen anyway?"
"I was teaching him how to summon with the mind and he summoned a book, which did not go to his hand."
"Oh, you may go now" Hermione left.
Hermione approached the Quiddich field to find Harry. Unfortunately they were already practicing. Hermione found a broom and was quite unsure if she could do this. She about ready to push off when
"Hermione what are you doing? Trying to kill your self?" it was Harry
"Thank goodness Harry, I thought you were up there practicing"
"No, I was going to though what is it? And where's Ron?"
"Ron is currently in the hospital wing, he might be castrated."
"God bless his poor no longer manly soul." Said Harry putting his right hand over his heart and looking up
"Hey he might not be castrated!"
"Good, I got to practice now, when it's over we can check on him by the way how did it happen?"
"He summoned a book with his mind- I was teaching how to and well the book missed his hand"
"Ah," Harry sprung up into the air and joined his team mates
It was a pretty good practice until all of a sudden MALFOY still in his embarrassing outfit
"MALFOY! What the hell are you doing up here!" asked Harry
"PAYBACK! I knew it was one of you Gryffindors! Who else could have the talent of the Weasley twins!"
"Hey! Everyone can!"
"No they can't!" he shoved Harry to the side on the broom Harry shoved back. Draco shoved again this time knocking Harry off him broom. Harry tried summoning it but couldn't Hermione saw the whole thing and shot a hex at Draco that made his nose grow with a huge zit on it and his hair grow like a girls and ran to Harry to try to save his fall, she conjured up a mattress for him to land on, Harry landed on it but bounced off hitting the ground unconscious.
"Accio Firebolt!" yelled Hermione she levitated Harry and ran to the hospital wing broom in hand.
"MADAM POMFREY!" yelled Hermione
"My gosh Miss Granger put him on the bed! The second time today you come running with someone"
"I know, I feel really tired Madam Pomfrey, after all that's happened today." She fainted
Madam Pomfrey placed Hermione on the bed and set to work on Harry.
Hermione woke up with Ron next to her.
"Hey Mione! I'm not castrated! Just a scratch and I'm all better, Madam Pomfrey said we could go as soon as you woke up, Harry's going to have to stay the night but he'll be good as new by morning."
"That's great, lets go then,"
"Hermione, I was going to do it tonight but we don't want anymore visits here anymore for one so tomorrow evening around six can you meet me in the Quiddich field?"
"Sure, what for?"
"Kind of like another date, dress warmly"
"I'll be sure to do that."
And they left the hospital wing very tired and about ready to plop into their beds and sleep for something amazing will await them tomorrow.
A/N: Hey! This was my longest chapter in this story yet! Six pages! Was funny huh? Next chapter is going to be awesome and will be soon because I'm on a roll in this story!
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