Hild's son
Summary: Ranma is the son of Hild and Urd's twin brother and friends with the senshi, the senshi go to the Tendo's to ask a favour from Ranma when Hild turns up to take Ranma home after he reveals his heritage and pays off some debts
Disclaimer: Don't own Ranma ½, Ah! Megami Sama or Sailor Moon.
Chapter 1: Going home
Ranma stands on the roof of the Tendo's with his hands in his pockets, his hair undone and blowing in the wind. The strange thing is his hair wasn't raven black, it was platinum white and his skin was a golden tan and on his face were the red half triangles to show that he was a demon.
"Dinner's ready."
Ranma turns back into Ranma Saotome and jumps off the roof and lands in front of Kasumi "Kay." Ranma replied before he walks into the Tendo household and sits down at the table opposite his Akane who was staring at him "and where have you been?" she demanded.
"On the roof thinking."
"Yeah right, you were probably hanging around one of your floozies." Came the reply from the short tempered one "you know my so called 'floozies' include you." Ranma replied and just as the argument was about to escalate Kasumi came in with the plates with dinner on them and set them down on the table before sitting down, Nabiki was at a friends house and Soun and Genma were at a bar getting blind drunk when someone knocks on the door.
"I'll get it." Ranma said before standing up and goes to answer the door.
"It's probably that Chinese bimbo." Akane replied making Kasumi sigh, "If it was Shampoo she wouldn't use the door." He replied before he went to answer the door and opens it to reveal the Outer Senshi "can we talk to you for a moment Ranma?" Pluto asked and Ranma looked around "can you meet me in twenty minutes in the park?" Ranma asked.
"Okay Ranma." Neptune replied before they leave and Ranma goes back to sit at the table when Genma and Soun return blind drunk and a few moments later Nabiki returned. Twenty minutes later Ranma heads to the park and finds the Outer Senshi in civvies sitting on a bench and Ranma walks up behind them.
"What can I do for you ladies?"
Ranma makes the Outers jump and quickly turn round to look at Ranma "we got a bit of a problem." Haruka said when Ranma motioned for them to follow him and they go to a place that sells ice cream and they buy some before sitting down "so… what's the problem?" Ranma asked.
"RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!"
"Crap, where there's one the others will follow." Ranma said as he quickly finished his ice cream and quickly made his way back to the Tendo's with Ryoga and the Outer Senshi in tow, once he arrived at the Tendo's the rest of the fiancé brigade were already there.
"Ah shit…"
"RANMA YOU PERVERT!" Akane shouted just as a new element to the chaos in Nerima arrived the queen of Nifelheim arrived just as the Outer Senshi arrive along with the old pervert arrived an tried to latch onto each of the Outer Senshi's chest "Happosai, down boy!" Hild shouted and the old pervert did as he was told and the NWC could only stare in shock as a woman other than Cologne told him to back off.
"Yes ma'am."
"Who are you?" Ukyo asked and Shampoo pulled out her bonbori from nowhere and ready to attack "you no take airen." The purple haired Chinese warrior said making Hild laugh, "no, I'm here for my son." The demon queen said.
"Oh, hey mom."
"WHAT?" the NWC shout as Genma and Soun burst in both drunk as skunks "BOY… who… is… this woman?" Genma said whilst trying not to fall over "why Genma, you don't remember me?" Hild asked.
"What is this woman talking about old friend?" Soun asked.
"This is the old woman who helped the boy out of the Neko-Ken." Genma replied and Hild stared at him with a glare to rival a certain Gundam pilot "old…woman?" Hild asked when Ranma notices her left eye twitch ever so slightly "mom, calm down." Ranma said and put his hand on his mothers shoulder "BOY, THIS WOMAN IS NOT YOUR MOTHER!" Genma bellowed.
"Yes she is, let me tell you all something the real Ranma Saotome is dead, he died when he was six. I just took his place."
"Then who are you?" Akane asked.
"I'm just plain ordinary Ranma, son of Hild the queen of Nifelheim and the big guy upstairs." Ranma replied and the NWC looked at each other "I can explain Hild said, I sent him to here on Midgard to find a rogue pervert demon and when he never came home I personally came to Midgard to find him…" Hild never finished what she was saying because Akane jumped to conclusions and goes to punch Hild when a hand grabs her arm making the short tempered one turn round to see a taller Ranma with platinum white hair loose and the demon markings on his face.
"Don't you dare." Ranma said before he turned to look at the Outer Senshi "I'm sorry if I've deceived you all, hope this doesn't affect our friendship."
"BOY YOU WILL MARRY AKANE!" Genma bellowed and Ranma just looked at Genma "don't you get it? I'm not the real Ranma Saotome. Now I'm going home to catch up with old friends, then visit my sisters. I never want to see the NWC again… but before I go I have to say goodbye to Nabiki and Kasumi." Ranma said before he goes inside to say his farewells to Nabiki and Kasumi and finds them in the kitchen.
"Excuse me ladies."
Nabiki and Kasumi look at Ranma "oh my." Kasumi said, "Who are you?" Nabiki added.
"It's me Ranma, the real Ranma Saotome died years ago." Ranma replied as Nabiki circled him "this some kind of a joke?" Nabiki asked, "could you please stop that, and I am a demon." Ranma replied.
"Prove it then?"
Ranma's mortal clothes disappeared and his demon clothes appeared, he was wearing jeans, new rock like boots and a sleeveless t-shirt and black fingerless gloves "believe me now?" Ranma asked and they both nod "before I go I've left you two something, check your bank account." He said as he hands them a letter before turning round to leave and heads back outside.
"Ready to go home?" Hild asked.
"Sure thing mom, just let me grab the old pervert." Ranma replied as he bent down to grab the pervert demon and they disappear and reappear in Nifelheim and they hand Happosai to two demons "right, that's done now I'm off to my apartment for a bit to freshen up and go find some old friends before I go visit my sisters." Ranma said before he leaves and finds his way back to his apartment.
A few hours later
Ranma walks into a bar in Nifelheim and sits at the bar beside Mara who was looking down at her drink and Ranma ordered a drink "something on your mind Mara?" Ranma asked.
"Yeah… Ranma?"
"Yep, I'm back for good this time." Ranma replied, "So, tell me what's on your mind?"
"You remember Belldandy?"
"Yeah." Ranma replied as he picked up his drink "well a mortal wished that she would stay with him forever." Mara replied as Ranma took a drink from it "well, he's a lucky guy." Ranma replied as they continued to talk, an hour later Ranma and Mara leave "well, I got to go visit my sisters." Ranma said as he walked Mara back to her apartment, when they get there Mara gives Ranma the address of where Ranma's sisters are staying on Midgard and he vanishes and reappears at the temple and walks inside and finds Belldandy in the kitchen.
"Hey Bell, where's Urd?"
"Oh my Ranma, we haven't seen you in years." Belldandy said and Ranma laughed to himself "I've been posing as a mortal to track down a rogue pervert demon." Ranma replied when Skuld walks in "hey old hag." Skuld said and Ranma turned round.
"I'm not Urd."
"Ranma?" Skuld asked and Ranma smiled before Skuld ran over to him and hugged him "so… where's this guy I've heard about?" Ranma asked.
"Keiichi how'd you about him?"
"Mara told me." Ranma replied.
"That old bat?" Skuld replied as Urd walked in with a sake bottle in her hand "hey sis." Ranma said and Urd looked at her twin brother "how have you been?"
"Not bad, you?" Ranma replied.
Ranma starts to tell his sisters about what he's been doing on Midgard when Keiichi walks into his home and looks at Ranma talking to the three goddesses that he lived with "who's this?" Keiichi asked and Ranma turned round and Keiichi noticed the demon markings on Ranma's face.
"DEMON!"
"Calm down Keiichi, this is my twin brother Ranma." Urd told him making Keiichi look dumbfounded at Urd and Ranma standing beside each other "so your Keiichi, I've heard a lot about you from Mara." Ranma replied as Keiichi sat on the floor "Mara told you?"
"Look, it's big news when a mortal and a god or goddess have a relationship that's why you get tested so much."
"So why hasn't Urd mentioned you?" Keiichi mentioned and Ranma looked at Urd "what?" the goddess of the past said "he only asked about sisters, not brothers." Urd finished "its okay sis." Ranma replied helping Keiichi up "so your Urd's brother?"
"Twin brother, I better fill you in on the story." Ranma sighed, "When mother had me and Urd, father wanted to keep both of us but Hild wanted to train one of us as a demon, so they sat down and talked things through and came to an agreement, Father would keep Urd if she agreed to it and Mother would keep me if I agreed to it." Ranma finished.
"Ranma, when you were in Nerima did you come to love any of those girls?"
"No, Nabiki would make a good demon and Kasumi… well reminded me a lot of Belldandy." Ranma replied before laughing slightly "what's so funny?" Urd asked. "When I first met Kasumi I did really think it was Bell."
Two hours later Ranma had gotten to know Keiichi better before he realised the time "well, I'd better get going see you soon." Ranma said before he disappeared in front of everyone "hmm, better check those two Ranma mentioned… Ranma and Nabiki." Urd said and walked over to the television and vanished through it and goes to Asgard to check out Nabiki and Kasumi's backgrounds.
Ranma arrived back home in Nifelheim and decides to go visit Mara, when he gets to her apartment he walks in and finds Mara lounging on her sofa before she jumps p and latches onto Ranma "you don't realize how much I've missed you." Mara whispered in his ear "Mara, I thought we agreed that we ended our relationship when I had to go after the pervert." Ranma replied.
"We did, but there's always the casual sex." Mara said, "that's true." Ranma replied before Mara dragged him off to the bedroom.
Authors note: Tell me what you think; the pairings will be in the next chapter… R&R.