Hild's son
Chapter 2: The pervert has escaped… again
Disclaimer: Don't own Ranma ½, Ah! Megami Sama or Sailor Moon.
Authors note: Bloody hell, I expected to get one or two… but twenty-one…
Ranma wakes up next to Mara after a night of casual sex, Mara had a smile on her face as she slept and Ranma lightly kissed her cheek as he got out of the bed and put his clothes back on, meanwhile at Hild's place a demon enters the throne room and kneels in front of Hild "Hild Sama, Happosai has escaped again." The demon said and Hild stood up.
"When did he escape?"
"Some time during the night." The demon replied before Hild dismissed the demon and called in Ranma who appeared within a second of being called "you called mom?" Ranma asked.
"Yes dear, he's escaped again."
"Not again, where has he escaped too?" Ranma replied mentally cursing Happosai "I'm taking a wild guess here and saying Juuban." Hild replied and Ranma looked at his mother "please tell me you are joking?" Ranma replied, "You know who he's going for." Hild said.
"I'm taking a very wild guess here and saying yes I do."
"Who?" Hild asked and Ranma looked at her "the Sailor Senshi, if he is then I'm going to kill him." Ranma replied making Hild raise an eyebrow "friends of yours?" the demon queen asked making Ranma blush slightly "I don't know anymore, when I told them I was a demon I didn't want to stick around." He replied and goes to leave when Hild stops him "you might want to enlist the help of Urd, there's an apartment in Juuban ready for you."
Ranma looks at his mother "see you soon mom." Ranma said before he disappeared and Hild sighed, "He still hasn't gotten over her has he?" a mini Mara asked who had managed to sneak in with him and Hild looked at the mini Mara "I want you to keep an eye on him." Mini Mara heard this and saluted before vanishing.
Midgard
Ranma stands in front of the apartment that he would be using during his stay on Midgard and finds the key under the mat; once he got the key he opened the door to the apartment and goes inside, closes the door behind him and goes to sit down on a chair "you can come out now Mara." Ranma said and Mara walked out of one of the rooms.
"I can explain."
"It's okay Mara, how'd you get here though?" Ranma asked and Mara pulled out a CD case from her pocket "Hild Sama left it here." Mara replied as she sat cross-legged on the floor "I'm off shopping for food." Ranma said before he stood up and left leaving Mara alone, Ranma walks through the streets of Juuban and passes Makoto and Minako who were on their way to the meeting making them stop dead in their tracks and look at the back of Ranma.
"Who was that?"
"I don't know, but he sure was cute." Minako replied before they remembered about the meeting and quickly make their way to the shrine, at the shrine Rei was tapping her foot impatiently "where are those two? Even Usagi was early." Rei said making Ami look up from the book that she was reading.
"Calm down Rei, I'm sure that Makoto and Minako have a good explanation."
Once Ami said that the two boy crazy senshi arrive and the meeting soon gets underway meanwhile Ranma heads back to his apartment with two shopping bags, when he gets to the apartment he goes in and starts to put the shopping away "you find him?" Mara asked and Ranma looked at her.
"I wish it was that simple Mara, I just want to find him and quick."
"Why?" Mara asked as Ranma sat down beside her "I don't want to stick around here for too long." Ranma replied.
"You never told me what you did here on Midgard."
"I don't like to talk about it Mara, what about you?" Ranma asked and watched as Mara tried to come up with something and failed miserably "c'mon Mara, tell the truth." Ranma told her making Mara go red in the face "missing you." Came the reply from the blond demon "I know we both agreed to end our relationship, but I've missed you a lot Ranma." Mara finished and looked at the floor before Ranma put a hand on her shoulder.
"Mara you've always been there for me, even when we were growing up I could always depend on you."
"Thank you Ranma." Mara replied before she stood up and left "she must need some time alone." Ranma said to himself before he decided to switch the T.V on in hopes of getting a lead on Happosai but to no avail "where is he?"
Elsewhere Setsuna sat in a chair in the apartment that she shared with the Outer senshi, she was drinking a cup of tea until she dropped it and the contents of the cup spilt onto the floor and Setsuna realised that something was wrong and immediately teleported to the time gates, when she arrived at the time gates she was in her senshi form and looked into the time gate and saw someone standing on the roof of a building with hands in pockets looking down from the building.
"What the hell's going on?"
Elsewhere two certain demon's sneezed, Mara walked through the streets of Juuban slowly kicking an empty can before she decides to go back to the apartment and finds Ranma cooking "I thought you couldn't cook?" Mara said making Ranma look at his friend and partner in crime "you learn a few things like learning how to cook if you've been on Midgard for a long time." Ranma replied as he finished and came out with two plates and handed one to Mara who took the plate from him and they dig into their meal "any luck?"
"I wish Mara."
Suddenly on the news a reporter mentioned something about a certain pervert raiding lingerie shops and Ranma stops eating and looks up to the ceiling "thanks father, I owe you one." Ranma said before he put his plate down and walked to a window and disappeared into it making Mara shrug her shoulders, meanwhile the senshi arrived on the scene to see a certain pervert having a field day and were about to do something when Ranma appeared out of a window "c'mere you."
"Who's that?" Moon asked.
"Do you think it's him?" Uranus asked her lover and they watched as Ranma tried to grab hold of the pervert but the pervert managed to evade Ranma's attempts to grab him until he spots the senshi "SWEE…" the pervert never finished what he was going to say because Ranma grabbed hold of him and lifted him up until they were both at eye level "you've given me quite a run over the centuries." Ranma told the old pervert.
"Please Ranma Sama, I'm only doing what comes naturally to my kind."
"You go rogue for ten centuries and expect me to feel sorry for you! Mother's going to have a field day with your punishment." Ranma told the pervert demon as he started to walk away with the pervert held firmly in his grasp "you're not getting away this time."
"In the name of justice…"
"Screw off, you lot are in way over your heads this time." Ranma said as he walked past the senshi and Uranus attacks him, her attack sent Ranma flying backwards accidentally lets go of Happosai who escapes and Ranma stands up "do you realise what you've done!" Ranma shouted before he threw a fireball to cover his escape and used a window to escape and made his way back to the apartment and found Mara asleep on the sofa and Ranma goes to get a blanket and returns and puts the blanket over Mara.
Back in Nerima Cologne was furious at Shampoo "YOU LET A DEMON DEFEAT YOU?" the old bat shouted "but airen was demon…" Shampoo never finished what she said because Cologne hit her other the head with her staff "this is very serious." Meanwhile Kuno was ranting on about a certain demon sorcerer and how he would defeat him.
Meanwhile in Juuban an emergency senshi meeting had been called about what just happened "what was this 'Ranma' talking about?" Rei asked not realising that Usagi had managed to get a manga that she hadn't read yet and thus the infamous chase routine began when Setsuna spoke up "that person was a demon who had posed as Ranma Saotome here on Earth."
"You mean the Ranma Saotome is a demon?"
"Yes he is Makoto." Setsuna replied stopping Usagi and Rei fighting over the manga and they all looked at Makoto whose idol turned out to be a demon thus crushing her dreams "but didn't he mention that the real Ranma Saotome died?" Michiru said and the Inner senshi looked at Setsuna "yes he did, we went to Nerima to ask 'Ranma Saotome' about something." Setsuna added to the conversation before the Outer senshi left leaving the Inner senshi behind and they came up with a plan for next time they met Ranma.
At Nekomi Urd had just got back from Asgard after checking Kasumi and Nabiki's background "what did you find Urd?" Belldandy asked "it seems that these were the only two that really helped Ranma whilst he was posing as a mortal." Urd said "and I've been told by father to help Ranma."
"So you won't be staying?"
"Sorry Bell but its very important." Urd replied before she disappeared back into the TV to go to where her brother is in Juuban, meanwhile in Juuban Ranma was sitting reading a book when the TV turned on by itself "what's up Urd?" Ranma asked as he turned the page of the book "father asked me to help you." Urd replied.
"Well, I've already got one housemate."
"Who?" Urd asked just as Mara came out of the kitchen and looked at Urd who looked at Ranma "looks like you two are going to have to put your differences aside."
"Oh yeah, who's going to make me?"
"Mara, imagine what mother would do if anything happened to Urd or me?" Ranma said "Urd, you can have my room, I'll sleep on the couch." Ranma added before he put his book down and looked at Mara had just envisioned a torture personally devised by Hild and shuddered at the thought "got any sake?" Urd asked.
"Mother left some bottles."
"Good, just point me in the direction." Urd said and Ranma pointed her in the direction of the bottles of Sake "Ranma, you know what she's like when drunk." Mara said just as Urd laughed, "I know, but what can we do?" Ranma replied.
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Setsuna
Mara
Hotaru 'all will be explained in the next chapter'
Megumi
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