DarlingKittyStar: I wrote this chapter while wondering how Tenten would react afterwards, if she watched Neji (Ahem) 'fight' Hinata. I don't think Tenten would be all that pleased lol. I'm probably gonna be changing how I write back and forth too. Ok thanks!
Setting: After the Neji vs Hinata battle.
Gai sensei: Soooo how about we all go out to eat or something? Get our minds off things
Neji:...
Tenten: Oh no! Careful Gai sensei! Going out to eat will conflict with dear Nejis brooding time!
Lee: Thats a great idea sensei! Lets go
Lee made that comment trying to avoid the storm that was a-brewing. Neji on the other hand wasn't gonna ignore Tentens comment
Neji: ( His eyes narrow evilly) Your out of line Tenten
Tenten: Oh I'm out of line? I'm out of line! You just tore apart a pathetic little girl! You tried to kill her you, freakin psychopath!
Neji: SHUT UP TENTEN! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!
Tenten: Oh whatever! (Tenten says rolling her eyes) Dont start with the pity party Neji! Its really getting old! Waaah! (She said in a mocking tone) I'm not the head of my clan! Waaah!
Neji: Yeah well you lost to Temari! Thats what I call pathetic!
Tenten: You didnt fight her! How would you know, Jerk!
Neji: At least I know I'm not some tomboy wannabe kunoichi!
Tenten: Oh no you didnt! Yeah well you sure arent trying to be a boy with that hair! Do you condition it everyday? My mom really likes using Pantene, I'll lend you a bottle!
Neji: Hey! My hair is hot! At leats I have some hair to brush, bun girl!
Tenten: Go buy some pupils!
Neji: Yeah well you go buy... a brain!
Tenten: Clever comeback! I thought you were supposed to be a genius!
Neji: I am one! And what are you? (He start to mock her) Oh I'm Tenten! Girls are such great ninjas! We can do anything boys do! Tsunade is my idol! I wish I was Tsunade! I'm in love with her! I wanna marry her!
Tenten: THATS IT! (She pulls out her said weapon while Neji gets into his fighting stance) GET READY TO HAVE A SHURIKEN STUCK UP YOUR- Ow! Ow! Ow!
Gai: (Who grabbed both Neji and Tentens ear) I will not allow such distress among teamates! You must love each other always! Thats what a team is( He says with a dramatic waterfall of anime tears streaming from his eyes)
Lee: Yes Sensei! (Gai and Lee hug and do their usual... stuff they do all the time, giving Neji and Tenten a chance to escape)
Tenten and Neji stand there awkwardly for a moment with Neji looking grumpy and Tenten feling ashamed.
Tenten: Sigh I'm sorry. I was out of line.
Neji:...
Tenten: I was being really rude. I know better than anyone how... sensitive you are.
Neji:...
Tenten: Truce?
Neji: I'm sorry (he murmured very low)
Tenten: What? (She knew very well what he said but liked doing that to him)
Neji: Sigh I said I'm sorry.
Tenten: Good now lets break Gai and Lee up and get something to eat
Neji:Fine
On their way to the restaurant Neji spoke up.
Neji: Tenten?
Tenten: Huh? (Surprised to hear him say something)
Neji:I-Is my hair... is it really... girly?
Tenten:...uhhhh no?
Neji:... Fine
Tenten: And am I really a tomboy?
Neji: Maybe
Tenten: (nods satisfied) I like your hair
Neji: I use Herbal Essence
Tenten: o.O
DarlingKittyStar: Ok I hope you guys like it! I'll be posting another 'What if' chapter really soon! Don't forget to review! This is my very first fanfic so I need lots of support and tips!