DarlingKittyStar: Hey guys! Ok sorry I took a little longer to update. This chapter probably isn't gonna be very good, it's just that the Muse of comedy is totally snubbing me. Witch. Aaaaanyways this chapter I took from the fact that Tenten and Sakura barely ever look at each other! So what if they did?

Sakura and Tenten's Walk!

Disclaimer: Oh snap! I just realized I haven't put any of the disclaimers on my earlier chapters! Aaah! Kishimoto's lawyers are trying to break into my house! Goodbye Cruel world! I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

"Ino! Ino you pig! Why aren't you here yet!" Sakura called heatedly. Sakura and Ino had planned to hang out together for a little while since they are always around boys they decided they needed a little girl time. Sakura, especially, needed some girl time. She needed a girl to hang out with so she didn't need to think about the fact that Sasuke is, ahem, 'on break'. But right now as it seems, Ino ditched her.

'Ok Ok' Sakura thought to herself ' I'll just hang out with another girl! Ino isn't the only girl here!' Sakura looked around at the potential BFF's. Hmm Hinata? No… Last time we hung out she passed out under a giant, nosebleed when I talked about how much ramen Naruto could eat. Temari? Um nah I'm not gonna touch that. The whole two angry blondes after Shikamaru thing is something all of us steer clear of. Ok everyone else is either weird or have some kind of horrible, dark problems. Just then Tenten walked past Sakura. 'H-hey! She's normal! I'll try her!'

"Hey Tenten! Wazzup girl?" Tenten stopped and slowly turned around and looked at Sakura like she was crazy.

" 'Wazzup girl'?" Tenten asked Sakura, "Sakura what are you doing?"

"W-well I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out?" asked Sakura nervously. Tenten stared at her for a minute.

"Um I had to go train with- Oh that's right… he cancelled. He said he was scheduled a bay-sitting mission or something" Tenten looked at Sakura's face. It was desperate for company.

"Um I guess." Tenten said reluctantly

"Yay! First lets go to the Café" And with that Sakura dragged Tenten to The Café.

"So what do you do to keep your buns so neat all the time?"

"What?"

"Your buns! They are always so stiff and neat. I mean you're always throwing and fighting and those things are always in place!"

"Um I really don't know. I just put them up and they stay." Tenten was starting to regret this decision. Sakura was very inquisitive.

"So you're a weapons mistress right?" Sakura asked. Tenten brightened up at the question. It was one she could answer easily.

"Yup! Gimme any weapon and I got it goin' on!"

"Tsunade says you were pretty good with them," Sakura said.

"…. Ts-Tsunade talks to you a lot huh?

"Mhm"

"A-and trains you. And spends time with you. And brushes your hair! And giggles with you! And cooks with you! AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT SHE SHOULDA DONE WITH ME!"

"…. Um l-lets go for- um a walk." Sakura said getting kind of scared.

"Yeah good idea. Fresh air"

They walked around outside talking and getting to know each other more. It was going good until Sakura went there.

"Y'know I've always wondered why Neji doesn't have as many fan girls"

"Huh?" Tenten asked

"Well I mean Sasuke has thousands of fan girls while Neji doesn't have as many"

"Why would he really?"

"You kidding me? Neji is a complete and total babe!"

Tenten tripped on a rock.

"Well he is nice looking but-" Tenten started

"Y'know now that I think about it… Why doesn't he have as many fan girls? I mean him and Sasuke are both hot, angst ridden, strong. Why doesn't Neji have as many fan girls?" Sakura asked thoughtfully. Tenten looked past Sakura.

"That's why" Tenten said pointing to what looked like a Day Care window. Sakura turned to where Tenten was pointing. Inside it was Neji and few kids who were jumping around and asking Neji to sing them a song. He started singing softly at first…

"Four lil' Maineys jumpin on the bed. Neji came around and cut of their heads! The Maineys called the doctor but the doctor said- NEJI WILL KILL ALL THE MAINEYS! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Neji laughed insanely while the kids took a few steps back.

"…. Y-yeah that's a slight Turnoff" admitted Sakura

"Yeah" said Tenten

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"So Sakura what do you usually do in your spare time?"

Sakura grew quite and thought about what she does.

Sakura was on the floor of her darkly lit room, rocking back and for the whil picking at a flower

"He loves me…" she said picking a petal off

"H-he loves me not…" She grew silent. Then her eye started to twitch. Then she grabbed the petal and tore it up screaming;

"HE LOVES ME! YOU LIE! YOU LIIIIIIE! AAAAAH!" She panted, then sat back down with the flower

"He loves me…"

"Eh nothing really" Sakura said with her eye twitching madly. Tenten felt a bit uncomfortable.

"Lets go get Ice cream" suggested Tenten

"N-No! If I eat Ice Cream I'll be ruined! Food is bad! Only Tea! Sasuke loved Tea! I will only drink tea! HE RESPECTED TEA!"

"U-Um Sakura-"

"And Blue! I only drink blue tea! I PUT BLUE FOOD COLORING IN MY TEA SO THAT IT WILL BE HIS TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE!" Sakura then fell into a fetal position. Tenten was once again feeling uncomfortable. After three and half minutes of Tenten standing there awkwardly with the depressed Sakura, Sakura got up again.

"S-Sorry! Just another little relapse!" Sakura said cheerefully

"Um Relapse? Does this happen often?"

"Only if I'm reminded of Sasu-Woopsie! Almost said his name again! Silly me!" And Sakura let out an overly cheerful, freaky laugh.

"… What have I done in my past life?"

"What was that, Tenten?"

"Nothing"

"Oh look at that! It's getting late! I'll se you later ok?" Said Sakura

"… Okay"

"Bye bye"

Sakura left and Tenten was standing there waiting until Sakura was far away to go home, since Tenten didn't want Sakura to know where she lived. Neji walked up next to Tenten.

"You spent the day with the Pink-Haired girl?" he asked

"Yeah…"

"What was it like? I heard she was off her medication"

"Tell Tsunade to put her back on it.

"Wha-?"

"Tell. Her."

"Okaaay" Neji said

"How were the kids?"

"Um well I didn't get that much time with them since I was asked to leave the Day Care because they say Telling young children that 'their fate is to be the dirt under The Man's heel' is unethical. Crazy People"

"I'm going home"

DarlingKittyStar: I know! I know! It wasn't very funny. But I'm getting started to write and Cyberspace and Interview Fics and I'm gonna use some of the material from this one too. Well I'm gonna try and do the Interview fic and Cyberspace one too so Check those out! I will try to be funnier!

p.s. It'll be awhile until I update this one