A Win-Win Situation
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
Chapter two: The List
The jounin who ran the sand village's intelligence department was by no means easily shocked. He had been on numerous missions, killed numerous people, and knew lots of classified information. However when an out of breathe teenage girl came sprinting into his office and asked for bingo book profiles of all the kunoichis from Konoha between the ages of ten and twenty one, even he had to raise an eyebrow.
"Why, may I ask do you need them?" He asked not trusting the girl.
"There for my brother." Temari responded smiling cruelly at the man, "Perhaps you've heard of him. His name is Gaara."
At the mere mention of Gaara's name the experienced ninja turned white as a sheet. He looked up at the kunoichi who was smirking down at him.
"Just a moment, ma'am" He finally spoke, and hurried to find all the files that the strange girl wanted
When Temari got home she immediately started reading through the files. She marked each one with either a red X mark, or a green check mark. Most of the women were a bit too old or too young for Gaara but she eventually got a list of worthy candidates. She then proceeded to list the pros and cons of each girl. She ended up with six candidates. Her list read as follows:
Hyuuga Hinata
Pluses
-Mild-mannered (would not offend Gaara)
-Nice body
-Could easily be intimidated into doing whatever I want her to
-Her family won't care if she is killed
Minuses
-Has a crush on another boy
-The other boy is Uzumaki Naruto, the one person who Gaara sort of respects.
-Kind of annoying
Yamanaka Ino
Pluses
-Pretty face
-Cute body
-Nice hair
Minuses
- Vacuous
- Obsessed with another boy
- Kind of annoying
TenTen
Pluses
- I can beat her up
Minuses
- Has no real personality or character traits to speak of
Haruno Sakura
Pluses
-Cute
-Has no problem with demon hosts
-Medic Nin (could come in handy knowing Gaara)
Minuses
-Obsessed with another boy
- REALLY annoying
Mitarashi Anko
Pluses
- Almost as psycho as Gaara
- Almost as bloodthirsty as Gaara
- Almost as weird as Gaara
Minuses
- Age difference
- If they do hook up, their children will destroy the world.
Hyuuga Hanabi
Pluses
- Is female
Minuses
- Age difference
- Her family will hunt me down if Gaara kills her
Note: Use Hanabi only if Gaara kills all other women
With her list finished Temari only had two things to do before she could put this plan in action. First she needed to recruit a partner in crime. A male partner in crime. A male puppet wielding partner in crime. A male puppet wielding relative partner in crime. (I think she may already have someone in mind) The second thing she needed to do was tell Gaara of her plan. This was why she needed her brother, because she sure as hell wasn't going to tell Gaara about this.