Oh my squash! I'm sooooo sorry I haven't been updating this! I've been busy with my other story!
Anyways, this chapter is NON-FICTION cause it happened to me yesterday…
And you will laugh your asses off.
Dear Diary,
Today I was watching a Naruto parody my cousins made on I was also babysitting my little cousin Mikey at the time too. I had paused the video on my laptop and went downstairs for a second. Mikey came up to my room and watched the rest of the video. (A/n: It had the sexy no jutsu in it XD). I came back up to my room to see Mikey putting his hands together like they do in Naruto. "SEXY NO JUTSU!" he screams as he tries to turn into a teenaged naked woman. I blinked a couple of times, and just went with it. Then, he asked a question. "Sakura, why do naked women give men nosebleeds?"
I knew I was going to have to tell him sooner or later.
"Well, not necessarily naked women give men nosebleeds, whores like your big sister do." I said.
A couple hours later, his older sister, May came to pick him up. He came running towards her and hugged her and said, "MAY! How come you never told me you were a whore!" When he said that, I laughed so hard I choked.
Love,
Sakura
Well, how was that pleasant family visit?
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