A Win-Win Situation
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
Chapter Sixteen: The Not-So-Super Team.
Now everyone remembers the super team. The best genins in Konoha joined forces in a desperate situation to rescue Sasuke. Well now the village is facing another crisis, Anko has a date with Gaara. Unfortunately the super team was not available. So in a pinch Tsunade whipped up a group of lesser known ninjas, ninjas who despite their higher ranks were as skilled as the genin class. Ninjas who had had almost no screen time at all. They were… THE NOT-SO-SUPER TEAM!
To lead the team Tsunade tried to recruit everyone's favorite examiner but unfortunately Hayate was dead. SO she decided to recruit everyone's SECOND favorite examiner, but that was Anko. SO Tsunade finally settled on everyone's THIRD favorite examiner, Shiranui Genma. With Genma's strong leadership qualities and nifty backwards bandana He was a perfect choice.
The next person Tsunade needed was a jounin teacher, but since Kurenai, Kakashi, Asuma, and even Gai were all busy she turned to the one person left, Ebisu. The closet pervert who holds the record for flying further from a nosebleed than anyone has ever flown before.
The next thing Tsunade needed was a strong kunoichi. She wanted the village's strongest women but unfortunately that was Anko again, and Sakura wouldn't become ridiculously awesome for another two weeks or so. She couldn't use Shizune because if Shizune left than Tsunade might have to actually DO some of the paperwork. SO Tsunade once again scraped the bottom of the barrel and came up with Inuzuka Hana. Inuzuka Hana was Kiba's sister and apparently also worked with dogs.
Now you've probably noticed that there is a vital element missing from this team, I speak of course of facial hair. To fill this void Tsunade summoned the man who possessed the awesomest beard in all the fire country, Iwashi.
And last but not least there was Baki…. Wait, BAKI?
"I'm just as confused as you are." Said Baki.
And there you have it the Not-so-super team perhaps the sixth or even fifth five man team ever assembled to stop a crazy jounin from going on a date with a homicidal maniac. (You'd be surprised how often this happens in Konoha.)
"So who are we up against?" asked Genma. Tsunade frowned.
"You have to stop Anko and Gaara from hooking up by any means necessary."
All five member of the team felt a gigantic sense of impending doom.
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Author's Note: Sorry for being late, I went home for the holidays thinking that I could work on my story there. But I left my notes about who was in the not-so-super team at college and had to wait until I got back to write this chapter. Also I plan to spin the not-so-super team off into their own story, so look out for that.