A Win-Win Situation
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
Chapter Seventeen: Even More Plotting
"Alright" said Genma, "The first thing we have to do is find out what special skills everyone offers to the party. I for one can throw senbon using only my mouth."
"How does one develop a talent like that?" asked Iwashi.
"I don't have to tell you." Said Genma with really shifty eyes, almost as if he had a drawn out angsty back story. But he didn't because he's just Genma.
"So what other talents do we have on this team?" Asked Genma again.
"Well I can communicate with dogs and I have super smell." Said Hana
"Can't say I didn't notice the super smell." Whispered Iwashi to Ebisu.
TWACK, Hana hit Iwashi in the back of his head. "I also have super hearing." She said
"Noted." Said Iwashi rubbing his skull.
"Well I have the ability to use a wind sword. I remember one time I used it on this coughing guy and…" Baki turned to see the rest of his team giving him death glares at which point he remembered who exactly the coughing man had been. "I umm have to go to the bathroom." Baki said running off as fast as he could.
Ebisu cleared his throat and started to speak, "My special ability is to…"
"Oh I know, to fly long distances using only the blood from your nose?" guessed Iwashi
"No, I can…"
"Oh I know you have the ability to watch the women's baths and rarely get caught." Said Hana
"What? I do not. Anyway as I was saying."
"You have the ability to loose to Naruto?" asked Baki who had apparently returned from the bathroom
"That was once. But my true ability is…"
"You're a closet pervert." Said Genma
"Now that wasn't even a guess that was just an insult. My true gift is knowledge, I know more about this village than most other people." There was a pause
"But you can still do all that other stuff, right?" asked Iwashi. Ebisu just sighed.
"Now we come to the final member of our team, Iwashi. So what can you do Iwashi?"
Iwashi stood up proudly. "Well I can do basic ninja moves. Oh and one time I think I worked on a computer."
"Then why are you here?" asked Genma
"Ibiki was busy" shrugged Iwashi.
Genma stared at his team and felt something that most people in Konoha have felt at some point or another during this ordeal. You guessed it, a sense of impending doom.