July 31 2022

An Unexpected Tryst at the Rooftop

Playful Teases

"Hey, Hikio."

I turn to my left to Miura Yumiko, AKA the "Fire Queen", munching on a Tuna onigiri with an opened chocolate milk carton in front of her. It's still just us on the table since the others are still waiting in line. Some of the tables were already fully occupied so some of our fellow students went back to their respective classrooms to eat there instead.

She studies me silently while waiting for me to swallow the food that Komachi prepared for me this morning. "Hm? Something on your mind Yumiko? I'm all ears."

"Kind of..."

"Is it about the quiz later? Don't worry it's not that hard. Even Yui can ace it I bet. We studied together in the clubroom yesterday after all." Yumiko shakes her head dismissively, her blonde looks following the movement. Looks like my mark was off the mark.

"No, it's not about that. The other day, I heard that you were being dragged around by Sagami and her friends."

"Oh," I nod now that I know what she means. I'm surprised that she took so long to ask. Even Shiromeguri-senpai and my other senpai in the StuCo heard about it. "Technically, yeah. But I did agree to hang out with them after class."

Yumiko's green eyes scrutinize me. Had I been myself a year or two ago I would have shrunk and felt small under her powerful gaze. "Oh? That's different from what I heard."

"Really? What have you heard then?" I ask back with curiosity.

"Well, I heard from reliable sources that they were teasing and dragging you around while you were helpless," She pauses before continuing. "You letting yourself get kicked around like that is ridiculous. Like, what the heck were you thinking? I thought you were better than this."

I shrug. "Eh, you know girls like them: they like teasing each other. None getting too personal of course."

"That's not how I see it Hikio. To me, they're straight up bullying you." The blondie crosses her arms around her chest while looking unconvinced. She starts bumping her thighs against mine from under the table like a rabbit annoyed with her master. "It pisses me off, their shit-eating grins and all that…"

"Oh come on. Don't be like that and judge them so harshly. They're a fun trio, if a bit loud." I say while trying to sound as neutral as possible. I feel kind of hurt that she thinks like that to Yuuko but it can't be helped. I used to think that Yumiko herself was a stuck-up bitchy gal type until I became friends with her.

Just don't tell her about the first part…I don't want to get my ass kicked.

"Hmph! Whatever, I don't like them. I feel like they're making a fool out of you." The tone in her voice told me that I can't convince her otherwise and that she is dropping the subject before it gets her into a fouler mood. I must have made a funny face since she lightly shoves me with her elbow.

I get startled when a pair of hands suddenly cover my eyes from behind me and then hear contained girly giggles.

"Very funny Isshiki. It's kind of rude to prank me when I'm eating like this though." To my surprise, I hear more giggles and the hands refuse to let me go. I've heard Isshiki's giggles before and these don't belong to her.

"Hm, so it's not you huh? Let's see…Naomi-san?"

"..."

"Sagami-san...?"

"…"

"Sumiya...-san?"

The hands let go of me and I see light brown hair with wine red tints from the corner of my eye to my right. My girlfriend's pretty face enters my view and sports her trademark mischievous expression.

"Hello, Hikigaya-san," Yuuko says with a grin and sits beside me. Ehime and Sagami also make themselves known. The latter puts her arm around my neck while the former takes a single onigiri from my bento without asking. On the other hand, Yumiko has gone silent while continuing eating with her eyes closed.

Hm… Ehime's breasts are pressing themselves against my back… I'm pretty sure she's doing this on purpose to try getting me flustered.

"Thanks for going out of your way to hang out with us the other day. We had lots of fun~!"

"He didn't even get mad after we made him carry our bags lol."

"Uwah, maybe he's an M that's why he didn't tell us off…"

I shake my head at Sagami's words despite Yuuko twirling around my side bangs with her fingers. The light perfume that she chose according to my preferences fills my nose, and I secretly want to nuzzle it onto her neck. "Shut up Sagami. You're lucky I bailed and lent you some money after that thing that you bought."

"Haaaaiiii~. Thanks for that, I owe you one. Remind me to pay you back 'kaaay?"

"You better, or else I'm gonna tie an iron collar around your neck and make you my slave." The three girls loudly laugh at my joke/threat and we earn curious glances from the people around us. I don't mind, I'm used to this kind of thing. And we're not exactly disturbing since the cafeteria itself is rather quite noisy. Yuuko's other hand also goes under the table and interlocks our fingers together. They were smaller, warmer and softer than mine. Her cheeky grin widens when I clear my throat with a slight blush. She always makes sure to give me affectionate touches from time to time. Yuuko is quite assertive when it comes to things like these: as for me, I'm still lowkey shy and embarrassed when making the first move.

"Sooooooooo… Are you free later? I found a nice Karaoke place where we can go to~…" She says right into my ear just loud enough for Yumiko to hear. Despite that, she hasn't made any sign that she acknowledged any of the girls.

"You want to hear me sing of all things? Your ears will end up bleeding." I jokingly say while shaking my head. I'm not tone deaf and bad at singing but I'm not exceptionally great at it either.

"Haaaah? So you're too much of a pussy to do a little singalong? What are you, afraid to sing with a bunch of pretty girls? Are you shy 'cuz you're the only guy?" She teases with the most haughty and teasing tone she can muster. "I didn't know you were such a coward~."

My eyes and ears twitch in annoyance. I know this is such a low-tier bait but I can't let such a provocation like this go unpunished!

"Fine. Name your date and time. I'll take you on any day." I narrow my eyes at her. She giggles and has a victorious look despite my glare. Right now, she's the only person who's quite immune to my [Mystic Eyes] and I don't know how to feel about that yet.

"Ooh? Hikigaya singing? Bring me along! I want to watch too!"

"Same here. I'll buy the snacks!" Ehime and Sagami say with the former patting my shoulders excitedly. While the two were discussing, Yuuko let go of my hand and places it right on top of her soft thigh. Because of the table's design and its proximity to the nearby tables, I'm pretty sure that no one can see our hands like this. She doesn't break eye contact which might seem very sus to others who might be watching us, not to mention that her face is a bit too close for a mere "classmate".

Hmm… Black thigh-highs…so smooth and cool to the touch, while managing to look modest and stylish at the same time. Or maybe I've just had a fetish for it for a while that remained repressed inside my psyche…

Yup. I think that's it.

Before I could do something R-rated, Yumiko finally opens her mouth to my slight annoyance. And her words and expression are just what I'd expect from her given the circumstances.

"Can you three go away? You're ruining our lunch." She says with hidden venom in her words. Yumiko frowns at the girls and studies each of them with her narrowed green eyes.

Ehime is quite cool-headed and relaxed. Something like this isn't enough to get her mad. She untangles her arms around me with no problem and puts some space between us after laughing Yumiko's words off. The thing is, her other two friends are quite different from her.

Yuuko smiles sweetly and leans forward to look at the blonde but the smile itself was no friendlier. "Ohoo? Miura, we don't recall doing anything to provoke you. Or were you just feeling awkward after being left out and ignored so you had to open your mouth?"

Sagami says nothing, but the glare that she's giving to the back of Yumiko's head speaks for itself. After hanging around with her for a while, I learned that there are two people who she can't get along with: Miura Yumiko and Yukinoshita Yukino. So I'm surprised that she hasn't said anything yet given the knowledge.

"Shut it. I'm not interested in whatever you're going to say." Yumiko says to Yuuko and flashes me an annoyed expression, "And you, you better say something or else I'm getting up. I'm close to losing my appetite."

Damnit Yumiko! You're putting me in a tight spot! The Queen Bee is strong with this one!

I reassure her while also telling the both of them to back off. Yuuko grins cheekily at how she easily managed to earn the ire of the blonde and she possessively puts her hand on my arm which made Yumiko's eye twitch in annoyance.

"Why're you speaking for him anyway? Are you like his mommy here in school or something~?" Yuuko coos in a mocking tone and proceeds to put her hands under my chin and squeeze my cheeks. I don't mind her doing this to me, being touched by her has become a norm and I seldom deny her advances. But it's different when other people can see us.

"Hikigaya-kun here doesn't seem to mind at all~..."

Yumiko stiffly puts down her food and finally turns to us. Her eyes are fierce and her expression hard.

"Can you, like, stop? Or are you too stupid to realize that you are harassing and annoying us just for the heck of it?" She says in a tone that I've never heard from her before. If this was a scene from a manga, her eyes would be on fire and her background a field of a never-ending inferno.

" Don't test me."

To my surprise, Yuuko merely laughs at her words. She doesn't seem affected, if anything, she's more amused now than ever before. I can already see her incisors getting longer, the devilish horns sprouting from the side of her head as well as her wings and tail any minute now.

If Yumiko is the Fire Queen… Then Yuuko is definitely the Demon Queen.

Before things could heat up more than it already is, I get up taking Yuuko by the waist as well as Ehime and Sagami and drag them to another vacant table away from us. They didn't resist much but I did see Yuuko giving Yumiko one last smirk before crossing her arms and pouting at me. I ignore the curious glances being sent in our direction.

"What the hell are you three doing?!" I hiss through my teeth after lightly hitting them on the head with my fist. The three pout and rub their heads dramatically even though I barely touched them.

"Uwah! Help! He's hitting women!"

"How dare you hit me. I'm a girl!"

"Domestic abuser! Woman beater!"

I sigh and shake my head at their over-the-top reactions. "How the heck is this domestic abuse? Are you three my wives or something?" Sagami makes a grossed-out expression from my reply but Yuuko and Ehime giggle and joke about it with each other. "Now as for the second part, I'm a true crusader of gender equality and see you three as my equals. I don't care if you have lumps of fat attached to your chests or if you have nothing but a slit and two holes between your legs. I will hit you if I believe you deserve it."

Just like earlier, Sagami makes a slight scowl at my words but Yuuko and Ehime burst out laughing.

Hmm… I feel like I'm starting to sound a bit redundant.

"The first part sounded really tempting tho~. Whaddya say Yuuko? Wanna share~? I think there's still room for another one, no~?" Ehime says to the two of us with a cheeky grin while making wave motions with her eyebrows. My girlfriend laughs and goads me while also hitting my ribs with her elbow to get a reaction. "What about it Hikigaya-kun~? Ya willing to take in lonely 'ol me~? I'm not that much of a handful and unhinged as Yuuko over here~!"

"Who are you calling unhinged?!"

"Between the two of us, it's obvious who's the crazier one!"

I roll my eyes and proceed to tell the three of them to stop getting all touchy and too friendly with me to get a reaction from Yumiko. Or to stop doing provocative and sus things for the laughs. I have reason to believe that they know that the Fire Queen is a bit protective of me. Which worsens things since Yumiko herself and Sagami's clique don't seem to be on the best of terms. So Yumiko getting all flustered and defensive at seeing me get "bullied" by a bunch of people that she doesn't like is quite understandable.

On the other hand, how did Ehime do that with her eyebrows? That looked really cool and funny. I should ask her to teach me that sometime.

"I don't mind, but Yumiko doesn't see it that way. Just… Just don't do anything that might provoke her… She's just looking out for me." Their expressions soften and mellow up and they agree to tone down the teasing.

Before they turn around and head for the lines, Yuuko grins and winks, "Don't worry Hikigaya- kun. You'll understand when you see the bigger picture." She says and heads off to follow Ehime and Sagami further ahead.

I decide to ask her about it some other time and proceed to go back to Yumiko who was eyeing me the whole time.

"Tch." She clicks her tongue and starts drinking from the paper straw inside the chocolate milk. "I was in a pretty good mood today too. Now it's ruined by those three."

"Come on Yumiko. We both know that it'll take more than that to tip you off." I say and take a sip from my milk. I see Yui at the end of the like finally get her food and pause for a moment to look for us. She smiles after our eyes meet when I raise my hand to get her attention. "Oh yeah. Don't forget about our tennis match later after class. I've already put my tennis racquet in the StuCo room in the meantime."

"I hear you."

"Do you mind if the Tennis Club drops by? Saika said that he wanted to show us off to his clubmates or something. That's a strange way to compliment us I say… Although I do appreciate it nonetheless."

"I don't."

"I can't wait to take a shower later after the game. I asked Shiromeguri-sempai and she gave us special permission to use it. We're gonna be the first ones to use it after it got closed off for maintenance and renovations a few months ago."

"Hmm…"

"I heard from some people in the other class say that the school roof is haunted. I think it's just hearsay tho. I don't exactly believe in that stuff but I have to agree that not everything can be explained with science and logic."

"…"

"I'm going to the Theatre Club tomorrow to take a look at their rehearsals. Their president owes me and said that I can bring along a friend or two to watch with me. I'm thinking of inviting either Hayama or Isshiki. Or Tobe if the former isn't available. You interested?"

She hums a reply and spaces out while I finish my meal. Since she wasn't interested in talking, I decided to keep quiet for her sake but more so to save myself from further embarrassment. If she doesn't want to talk then I won't either. Yui finally joins us and is followed by Hina and Saki. Hayama and Tobe are currently eating with the football club while discussing related matters.

"Hikki, I saw you talking with Minami and her friends," Yui says from my right while I'm dully picking away at my food. My sweet cinnamon roll is eating heartily and it looks to me that she didn't think too much about her words. Hina and Saki's ears also perk up. " I don't see you talking with them that often."

"Ah. They just wanted to hang out sometime that's all." I reply. This isn't such a big deal and I don't like lying to them anyway. I'm getting busier and I'm sometimes with fellow students from different classes and years because of StuCo stuff. It's always like this at the end of every month.

"The places that we went to weren't all that different when I'm out with you guys. And I had some spare time too so… might as well." I shrug and move to get up from my seat.

"Hey! Wait for us! We literally just sat down!" Hina complains and Saki nods and agrees with her. I can tell that she wants to know more too despite being silent. I'm really happy that she's opened up to the others these past few weeks. I had to coax and drag her to eat with us the first time.

"Sorry, a certain Kouhai of mine is asking for my help back at the StuCo room." I wordlessly take Yumiko's trash from the table and wait for a moment. She doesn't make a move and I take that as a sign, though she does mutter her thanks. "In any case, I'll see you later."

I wave them goodbye while receiving multiple pouts and after disposing of the trash, I go out of the cafeteria and go on my way.

"Hikigaya can you lend me some money? I found something nice but I'm a bit short right now. I promise I'm paying you back." Sagami boredly looks up from my lap with a potato chip between her lips and another one in her other hand. She raises it to my level and I crush it with my teeth with uncharacteristic force behind it. A few bits fall onto her face and after pinching my leg she takes those bits and eats them too.

"Don't distract me! I'm fighting for my life here!" I cry out while desperately evading Ehime's relentless attacks. The girl laughs sadistically while also receiving a potato chip from Sagami. My eyes are glued to the large TV screen and focus on each pixel on it. The owner of the game console is too skilled and after seeing an opening in my defences for a split second, she unleashes a devastating combo upon me and sends me flying to the other side of the map.

PLAYER EHIME "NOOB CRUSHER" WINS!

The victorious Ehime cackles with glee and puts her right arm around my neck while having a shit-eating grin on her annoying face. I can shake her off but my brain is still processing what just happened.

"Looks like I win again Hikigaya-kun~!" Ehime says with glee and then makes her character do an emote dance on top of my unmoving body. "Wanna play again? I wasn't even using 1% of my true power by the way. Hehehehe~"

Sagami on the other hand gives the TV the briefest of glances and goes back to scrolling on her phone. She's currently using my lap as a pillow while propping up her legs and her skirt has nearly crumpled up to its base. It revealed her bare thighs to me, and while I still am a big fan of stockings and thigh-highs, I do appreciate the natural uncovered beauty of a girl's legs.

I realize that I was staring too hard when she grabs her black blazer (She took it off hours ago and now she's only wearing her white long-sleeved top) and proceeded to cover her legs with them. She flashes me a warning look and then goes back to texting on her phone.

Geez, what a piece of work. She's lying on me like this and only NOW did she get self-conscious about her skirt? I was just about to tell her about it too.

"Are you looking at my bare feet?"

It's important to note that we all have taken off their black blazers and are barefoot in the room. Thank goodness no one's feet smell bad.

"Wha-" Sagami cuts me off before I can finish and covers her feet too.

"Do you have a thing for feet or something? You perv…" Covering her mouth with her phone isn't enough to hide the cheeky smirk that she has. Ehime is quick to join in our conversation with a dramatic and comical gasp.

"Ew! That's like super gross!"

"Shut up! I don't like feet!" I try to sound tough but it only makes the two girls laugh.

"Then what do you like? Come on, tell me! We're like best bros now!" Ehime says while grinning from ear to ear. Because of our proximity, I can observe her physical features in great detail. She has grown out her dark brown hair which ended on her mid back, they used to be much shorter when we were classmates last year. Her eyes almost as dark as mine regards me with much interest.

From my lap, Sagami stays quiet but I can tell her curiosity about the topic.

"Why are you two interested in knowing anyway? Information like this is supposed to be confidential." They say nothing and remain watching me patiently to speak of my deepest and dirtiest secrets.

"..."

"..."

I shake my head. "What the heck? I can't believe you two are actually serious. I'm keeping my mouth shut."

Ehime pouts but doesn't seem to want to push the topic. "Okaaaaay… Let's go back to playing then!"

"I think I'll pass. Play with Sagami or something. Oi, I'm getting up." I say with a sigh and stretch my tired and stiff back right after calling the girl's attention. When she doesn't budge, I poke her cheek to get her attention.

"Nope. Not interested. I don't play games." She decides to sit up as well with her back to the glass table. The three of us were right in front of the large TV in one of the special private and soundproof rooms of this cafe that we're at. Instead of renting a karaoke, Ehime suggested we use the room to play and just hang out.

"Eeeeeh? Come on! Let's play some more! Sourpuss!" I ignore the girl's pleas and headed for the couch where my girlfriend was lying while reading a fashion magazine. She makes a cute and startled cry when I faked lunging at her and I earned a playful slap for it. Yuuko's pleasant scent fills my nose when I join her on the sofa. The warm embrace that she gives me instantly drives off the dark and shadowy stuff around my soul like what Senko-san does to that lucky guy in the show.

"Did she kick your ass again?" She whispers while softly rubbing her hand on the back of my head. I can't help but relax while nuzzling my face on her chest. In a non-lewd manner of course.

"Yeah…"

She giggles sweetly while I hear Ehime start another round in the back. She must be playing with an Al. " I told you she was good."

"You didn't tell me she was that good… I was literally being trolled and played with the entire time. I'm like literally traumatized right now for real."

"Where should we go after this? Our time here is almost up."

Despite being embraced like this, I still managed to shrug my shoulders. "My sister must have made dinner right now and she's all alone at home. My Father will most likely sleep in his office and my Mother won't be home until 11 pm max." I pull away and look up to see her warm eyes gazing back at me.

"Always the doting Onii-chan. Any Imotou would be lucky to have you." Yuuko smiles and kisses my forehead. I return her affections by rubbing my face on her chest which causes giggles from her lips. Her laughter gets louder when I tickle her weak spot: the small area under her armpit near her breasts. Our legs get tangled as we fidget and squirm from each other's touches.

"Kyaaaaah~! Hehehehehe~! S-Stop i-it~! Hahahahaha!"

"I know your weak spots! Here! And…here!"

"A-Ahn~! KYAH~! Ohh~! N-No! Not there~!"

We fool around on the sofa for some time until we hear voices from the other occupants in the room. It's also when we realized that the sounds from the TV have stopped which made our voices all the more audible.

"Uwaaah… They're at it again…"

"Hey! No lovey-dovey stuff!"

Yuuko and I turn around at the same time to see two pairs of eyes staring at us. Sagami looks like she isn't bothered at all but Ehime was standing with her hands on her hips. Her eyes may look stern but we know that she's not as mad as she looks. She was also literally near the foot of the sofa which made me think that she's been there ignored for a while.

The pair of hands at the back of my head tighten until I couldn't move and my words turn into muffled sounds and grunts.

"You're just jealous that I have a boyfriend and you don't!" Yuuko fires back. I can feel the smug grin on her face without even seeing it. Ehime remains quiet but I can hear her click her tongue and stomp her foot in frustration.

"Yuuko, if you two keep up your touchiness like this you're gonna get pregnant in no time!" She reasons. I understand her sentiment but she should have picked her properly or at least try to not be so blunt and direct like this! Even I can get embarrassed you know?! I'm not even going to pretend to not know what she's talking about! I'm not some cringy Harem Protagonist Self-Insert who's denser than a black hole!

"Oh and no offence by the way Hikigaya. I know you're not that kind of guy but you're still a guy." She adds at the end in a neutral and level tone. I try to reply that she didn't offend me in the slightest but my words become incomprehensible against Yuuko's chest and clothes. Her hold on me is firm but not enough to hurt me. Just like Sagami, she has her blazer off and the thin white garment isn't enough to prevent me from knowing the colour of it.

"You're being overdramatic! We haven't even done it yet!" The two go back and forth with their respective stances on the topic while I remain struggling to barely breathe in my current position. It's so embarrassing listening to them that I give up struggling and decide to try forcing myself to sleep. They finally back off when the red bulb right above the door lights up which means that our time here is nearly over. Yuuko loosens her hold and I pull away to see that I'm already at the edge of the sofa. Thank goodness this is one of the bigger ones, if it wasn't then we both would have fallen a while ago.

"Pregnant huh…" I feel a blush appear on my face while she muses and looks up in thought. Ehime is also the same when she and I share a glance but the pinkish hue is more prominent on her face. "I think it'd be really cute to have baby versions of ourselves. Watching them run around with traits that they inherited from us. Hmm… Babies are really cute, aren't they… They're so cute and soft and cute and warm… And they make cute little squeaks and coos when you play with them. And they smell so nice too." She says to herself and then our eyes meet. There's an unfamiliar glint to them, one that I haven't seen before.

A lump forms in my throat but I still manage to speak. "Oi… Teenage pregnancy is no joke… We're way too young to talk about this stuff."

"Of course. Even I know that much." I sigh with relief at her words but it is gone away in an instant. She grins devilishly and then jerks her whole body to the side bringing me directly on top of her.

My body instinctively stiffens when she puts her legs around my waist.

"Hey, isn't this what they call 'leg locking'?" She asks innocently though her action was anything but. I try to pull away several times but her legs refuse to let me go. I realize that I was accidentally making thrusting motions when I see Ehime with a huge blush on her face. Her ears were bright red and I'm half expecting to see steam blowing out from them like in those cartoons. Sagami had also dropped her phone and looked at us wide-eyed while sitting up with her back to the TV.

Yuuko continues talking while being completely unbothered. I have to admit, doing this with a straight face is nothing short of amazing.

This act is way too dangerous since she's literally using her legs and our groins are touching. If this doesn't stop, my Katana might get unsheathed and go into Noble Phantasm mode! And it will be terrible if she feels the bump on my trousers!

Worst case scenario is if she notices and points it out!

If that happens then I'm pretty sure my soul will leave my body to escape the cringe and embarrassment!

My words die in my throat when I look down on her. Her eyes were half-lidded and her supple lips were lightly parted. She was lightly biting her lower lip and her finger was at the corner. It's either my eyes have suddenly become hazy or the room itself has become steamy.

It's like I'm under some kind of spell…

"Yup! This is 'leg locking'! And happens when the guy is about to climax and he attempts to pull out but is held in place by the girl because she wants him to release his cum inside her and give her a hot creampie !"

From the corner of my eye, Ehime's legs go weak and she slumps to the floor. Her face is impossibly red and it almost made me think that she experienced an allergic reaction of some sort. Her legs were twitching for some reason and she puts her arms around her abdomen. Her jaw was hanging limp as she would try and fail to make words. Sagami looks to the side to cover her face and I do the same by pressing my face on Yuuko's chest. I honestly don't care. I just want to hide my face with something. Even if that something is a pair of soft breasts.

The room was quiet except for her jolly if a bit sadistic laughter and the rapid and excited beating of her heart. I know for a fact that she is enjoying every second of this.

I swear, she can go overboard with her antics…

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*Soft thud on carpet floor.mp3*

Ah.

Watching us must have been too much for poor Ehime. She has fainted with a small nosebleed… And it also looks like she has a goofy aah grin on her brightly blushing face.

Oh, looks like she's wearing white today. And lace too.

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