A Win-Win Situation
By Topaz Talyn
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters
Chapter Nineteen: Anko
Gaara was patiently waiting in the restaurant for his date. While he waited he thought about just how long it had been since his last appearance. He also thought about how late this Anko person was.
"Well hopefully she'll be less boring than the rest of the girls." Thought Gaara He didn't know how soon he'd be regretting that wish.
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Anko rushed towards the restaurant and her date. As she skidded in she quickly noticed the sand boy in his booth and tried to flip into the seat across from him without ever stopping her movement.
BONK
Anko had forgotten that one cannot flip over Gaara because of his automatic sand defense. After hitting the wall of solid sand with that much momentum, Anko fell unconscious on the ground.
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Gaara stared blankly at the knocked out woman on the ground in front of him. He had no idea what to do. What he needed now was some good advice.
"KILL HER! KILL HER AND THEN KILL EVERYONE WHO WITNESED YOU KILLING HER AND THEN KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD! MUA HA HA HA HA!"
Gaara sighed. He wished that he had someone better than the shukaku to give him advice. But since he didn't, he just stood there staring at the unconscious Anko.
"Alright," he thought, "If she's still out in five minutes, then I'll kill her." Fortunately for Anko she woke up at that moment. Seeing Gaara standing over her she made the only logical conclusion.
Now at this point I should explain that what passes for a logical conclusion in Anko's brain would not pass for a logical conclusion in the brain of any other person in the universe.
"You were going to feel me up while I was passed out weren't you?" screamed Anko at Gaara.
Gaara in his typical calm demeanor simply stared at Anko for another few seconds and then asked, "What?"
"Oh I know your type. You knock a girl out because she's 'trying to kill you' and then while she's unconscious you feel her boobs. It's always the quiet ones. Well I am not going to stand for it. I say good day sir!" and with this Anko stormed out of the restaurant leaving Gaara alone and very confused.
"Okay, that was weird." And if Gaara said that something was weird you know it had to be weird.
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And with Gaara's dates being over the feeling of impending doom ended in Konoha. But in the village of the sound Sasuke was feeling a sense of impending doom which had less to do with Gaara's love life and more to do with the fact that Orochimaru was chasing after him wearing nothing put a pink bathrobe.
Author's Note: I am a lazy bum aren't I? Sorry it took so long. Writer's block. But don't worry I'm over it. Expect the ending of the story by next week. Same Win-Win time. Same Win-Win channel.