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Authors Note: Hi Harry potter fans, I'm not sure where I'm going to take this fic yet but bare with me! I will be updating regularly. Please review if you have time! And thoughts are represented in italics. And the AN's are in bold. I'm only a teenager so don't expect a masterpiece, but I will try my best. I have nothing better to do… well I do, but I just want to write a story: D Please please please review! XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX Oh and if anyone has any ideas for this story, please tell me and I promise to take them into a count.

Mr Dursley looked as if someone had just slapped him in the face and his face was going steadily purpler. Mrs Dursley was in shock, how could another -freak- have been brought into her home? They looked as if they would rather have eaten their own toes then touch Hermione's outstretched hand, so they ignored it.

HERMIONE POV:

They are so rude! They could at least shake my hand to be polite.

I realised that they weren't going to shake my hand so I put it back at my side. I looked at Harry for help. He was still rolling around laughing. I didn't see what was so funny; I don't know why he was laughing so much. I realised landing underneath him at the bottom of the Dursley's stairs wasn't the best introduction, but they are Harry's family, so I had to try.

"Harry," I said in my sweetest voice, "Could you introduce me to your family please?" I held out my hand and he took it and I pulled him up. He was still laughing at it really wasn't helpful.

REGULAR POV:

"This is Hermione Granger, she's my 'friend' from school." He put particular emphasis on the word 'friend' and looked at Dudley, "This is my Uncle Vernon, but you can call him 'Vern'," and then at the look on uncle Vernon's face "but I wouldn't advise it." Harry grinned at Hermione who rolled her eyes and smiled at uncle Vernon, but she did not receive a smile back. "This is my aunt Petunia, " Hermione smiled again and aunt petunia gave a sarcastic smile back. "I believe you all know Dudley." He took Hermione's hand in his and said "okay, I don't mean to be rude, but here's the deal; Hermione is staying here and-"

"-And if we don't let her?" said uncle Vernon suspiciously

"Then 'mad-eye' Moody will come and persuade you." He said grinning; he knew that they would not let some 'mad-eye' person come into their home, so they would have no choice but to let her stay.

"Are you black-mailing me boy?" he asked narrowing his eyes at Harry.

"Um… " Harry said, pretending to think hard, "kinda…sorta…well yeah." He finished, smiling.

"Harry!" Hermione hissed. "No, we aren't blackmailing you, no, not at all, we were just-"

"We aren't stupid, girl, we know what black mailing is." Spat uncle Vernon.

"Oh, I know you do, I wasn't saying-" she started to panic

"DON'T PATRONISE US YOU STUPID GIRL!" Shouted uncle Vernon.

Hermione fell quiet at once and looked down at her shoes, her eyes brimming with tears.

"DON'T SHOUT AT HER!" yelled Harry.

"I'LL DO WHATEVER THE RUDDY HELL I WANT!" screamed uncle Vernon

"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SHOUT AT HER!" shrieked Harry

"I HAVE EVERY RIGHT! SHE IS A STUPID LITTLE GIRL WHO THINKS SHE KNOWS MORE THAN WE DO!" he spat nastily

"SHE IS NOT STUPID AND SHE DOES KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO!" he yelled. Bad, bad move.

"Harry, don't…just leave it, " Hermione muttered to him, slipping her hand into his.

"Whether you like it or not, she's staying." He said, trying to be calm but his voice shook slightly. And with that they walked out the door slamming it behind them. Dudley's gang were they're waiting, obviously waiting for Dudley. As they walked past the gang stared at them. Once they were round the corner Harry pulled Hermione into a tight hug and whispered in her ear

"Just ignore him, he's always like that. "

"I don't want to cause them any trouble and I-" she started

"Why not? Lets cause them as much trouble as we can, remember, I need to get back at them for the way they have treated me all these years!" He said. She laughed.

"Yeah, okay." She smiled at him as they walked towards the park by Harry's house. They got there Harry sat on the only swing (Dudley and his cronies had broken the rest.), and pulled Hermione onto his lap and wrapped his arms around her waist, she wrapped hers around his neck and rested her head on his chest.

"I'm glad you came." He said softly

"Me too." She whispered.

She looked up at him and their faces were about a centimetre apart. She closed her eyes, so did he, they both lent towards each other and their lips softly touched and –

(AN: hehe I'm evil today.)