A Win-Win Situation

By Topaz Talyn

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters

Chapter 22: Ending 3 – The happy ending

All five girls had received the same strange invitation.

Come to Training Ground 5 at 9 pm on Saturday for the final selection.

-Temari

Perhaps it was curiosity or perhaps something deeper but none of them could resist the invitation.

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That Saturday at 9pm Anko, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten were all assembled at training ground number five.

Five minutes later Gaara arrived flanked by Temari and Kankurou. He looked at each one of the girls then turned to Temari.

"Why am I here, Temari?" Gaara asked calmly.

"Well to pick which one of these girls you want to continue to go out with."

"WHAT?" shouted the Konohan girls in unison. Gaara thought for a minute and then spoke.

"I choose Tenten."

"Thank you Gaara. I hope we have a great future together I love you." Responded Tenten

"Because of the power of love I now no longer desire to kill people!" said Gaara. Then Ino and Sakura stepped up.

"This display of love has taught us not to be such obsessive fangirls we're going to reform our ways. Oh and we're friends again" Said Sakura as Ino nodded beside her. Then Hinata stepped up.

"I've learned that I will get nowhere by being shy so I'm going to go declare my love to Naruto right now!"

"I've learned that violence is not the answer. I'm going to re dedicate my life to finding cures for diseases." Said Anko.

"I've learned that abusing Kankurou is wrong. I've also realized that using a fan is a stupid way to fight. I'm going to go home and re train" Said Temari

"I've learned that the main house is not responsible for all of my troubles and I might even find it in my heart to forgive them." Said Neji as he and the rest of Konoha stepped out of the bushes.

"I've learned to stop being so perverted. I'm going to stop writing porn and I'm going to stop peeping on girls." Said Jiraiya

"I've learned the evils of gambling and I'm going top join a support program." Stated Tsunade proudly

"I've learned not to meddle in other peoples affairs" said Naruto

"We've learned that hurting people is bad. We're all going to found an orphanage." Said Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Kisame in unison

"I'm going to start showing up on time" said Kakashi

"HOLD IT!" shouted Kankurou, "Doesn't this all seem a little unrealistic to any of you."

"Now that you mention it, it does." Said Temari. "You know I bet that this is…."

"A DREAM SEQUENCE!" everyone shouted in unison

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"Aggggggh!" screamed Iruka waking up suddenly.

"What is it Iruka?" asked Shizune

"I just had the weirdest dream."

"Well go back to bed!"

"Okay"

….

"Hey Shizune."

"Yeah?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'm not really sure."

THAT'S WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED

BUT HOW ABOUT THIS?

Author's Note: I hate dream sequence endings. So I decided to parody them. Next Chapter: What a Twist!