Chapter 5


~ "Terribly sorry young man, here you are then," A rather imposing man of medium height, though with the beginnings of a small gut and a lime green bowler hat, said while reaching down and pulling Harry back up to his feet.

"Uh, thank you sir. Sorry to bump into you like that." Harry gently tried to pull his hand back, but apparently this stranger wasn't finished with him.

"Quite alright, quite alright," chuckled the man with the strange hat. Once Harry was back on his feet the stranger glanced at the door as if expecting to see the child's parents. When none were forthcoming he took a closer look at the child in front of him. "Wait a minute, Harry! Thank Merlin!" He finally released Harry's hand, only to take him by the shoulder instead, making him jump. He started them toward a nearby table. "Boys," he hollered over to the people at the table, "I've found him. You were right Kingsley, he headed for the closest magical location." At this he looked down to Harry, "and a very wise decision that was my boy, far too dangerous to wander around unsupervised you know, of course we expected you to take the Knight Bus. Technically speaking you really shouldn't be out flying where muggles might see, still I suppose we can take extenuating circumstances into account. All that really matters is you're safe and all the damages have been taken care of. That said my boy, you really must be more careful with that temper of yours Harry, blowing up your aunt of all things. I understand she was saying some rather spiteful things, or rather that's what Arnold told me, but still I'm sure you've learned your lesson and all's well that ends well right?"

Harry just stood there gaping at the mysterious stranger who, other than really liking the sound of his own voice, somehow seemed to know what had happened at the Dursley's, and was waiting for Harry with a whole group of rather intense looking people. Even the young woman with bubblegum pink hair had been rather intimidating, until she smiled and gave Harry a wink as they approached.

"Wow," he thought, guessing it probably had been pretty dense coming here. Of course they'd be waiting for him at the Cauldron. They'd expected him to be looking for help and this was the obvious place to go!

"Umm, sorry but, who are you? And, umm am, am I really not in trouble?" Harry asked, practically whispering the last bit.

"Not at all Harry," Fudge said genially. "My name is Cornelius Fudge, and I'm the Minister of Magic." At this Harry's eyes widened to roughly the size of dinner plates. Fudge laughed amiably and continued, "Yes my boy, you gave us all a bit of a fright to be sure. After the accidental magic reversal squad, oh yes, I should tell you your aunt has been deflated and undergone a memory modification, but when the squad reported that you had run away, well, we've had dozens of people out trying to track you down, especially with Black on the loose. Now, I understand families aren't always simple, and by the way I just wanted to say that was rather an impressive amount of accidental magical energy you unleashed, lit up our boards like a fireworks display, but Harry, you can't just go flying away from home at a time like this. Now, from what I gathered your uncle was uh, well rather displeased by what you did to his sister, and of course tempers were high. While I'm certain this was an isolated incident, I want you to promise me that if you ever feel like you absolutely must get away again, you'll take the Knight bus straight here. Then Tom," at this he gestured to a rather old and tired looking man in an employee uniform heading over from the bar, "the owner of this establishment can flu call me directly."

Yup, Harry thought, definitely likes to hear himself talk. "I'm, umm, okay, uh, sorry sir." Harry, looking rather confused, started counting off on his fingers, "Umm, what's a Knight bus, what's a Black, and umm any chance you guys, uh, modified Uncle Vernon's memory too?"

At this Fudge's demeanor sobered up some before he answered, "Ahh, yes well, no. No, we wouldn't modify your guardians' memories. That's not really how it works. But not to worry, While your relatives are perfectly willing to take you back at the end of this coming school term, we all thought it best that you not return this summer. You'll be staying here at the leaky Cauldron where Tom can keep an eye on you. Right, ah, yes I'm sorry, I guess we shouldn't have assumed you knew! The Knight Bus, young Harry, is a magical mode of transportation for witches and wizards that, for some reason, are unable to apperate. To call on the Knight bus you simply raise your wand high with your dominant hand and hold it up above your head for a few moments and a bus should arrive within a minute or so." At this fudge started to turn back to his employees, before turning back to Harry and adopting a more pleasant expression. "Oh, and one more thing Harry, please, for all of our peace of mind you are not to step foot in muggle London, or outside of the inn except to venture down Diagon Alley, understood? There are some, questionable, areas down the side streets of the alley, and I'm afraid they would be no place for an impressionable young man. Will you promise me that my boy?"

"Okay, but, do you really mean it? I don't have to go back!? I can stay here? Yes, yes, of course! I won't leave sir, I won't go past the alley, yes sir!"

Fudge was smiling indulgently at the boy's excitement, but one person at the table was more than a bit disturbed by the intensity of this young child's mood swing. He had been so reserved before, but now he seemed just a touch too excited at the prospect of not having to go home. It could just be excitement at the prospect of so much freedom, but then again… She figured she might just have to pay young Harry a visit early next summer, just to be sure.


Authors Notes

Yay chapter 5 revision is complete!

I have to be careful or I'll keep changing dialogue around forever. It's probably the thing I'm least comfortable writing. That and transitions into and out of dialogue.