It has been three weeks since the last time the Phantom has made an appearance. The scene wisps to Zack, Cody, and several others walking into the Tipton Lounge, preparing to watch a performance. Masquerade is beginning with the Andre/Firmin characters singing.
Cody: Dear, Zachary, what an uplifting atmosphere.
Zack: I have no idea what that could mean.
Cody: This could be quite exciting.
Zack: All we are seeing is ballet.
Cody: I guess you're right!
Zack: I think I'll go to sleep.
Cody: But on the plus side the Phantom will hopefully never appear!
They sit down, the lights dim. The lights on the stage appear as several professional pre-teen ballet dancers jump on stage. They begin to sing to Masquerade.
Girls: Ballet! Twirly-skirties spinning today!
Ballet! Wear a pretty skirt to twirl around in.
Ballet! Everyone spinning every which way!
Ballet! Look around, there's another pretty outfit.
A girl pulls out a ballet magazine from behind her.
Girl 1: A little pink, a little blue. Pretty outfits just for you!
Girl 2: A skimpy skirt!
Girl 3: A crazy dress.
Girl 4: Insane outfits you can't protest!
Girls 5 and 3: Ballet!
Girl 6: Spin around.
Girl 1: Make a sound!
Girl 4: As we sing and dance!
Girl 5 and 2: In this weird ballet!
Girl 1: Crazy makeup!
Girl: 3: Weird perfume.
Girl 6: Makes you gag, and makes boys drool.
Girl 4: Crazy skirt.
Girl 5: Crazy dress.
Girl 2: A crazy mess.
Girl 1: Boys never protest!
Girls 2, 3, and 6: Ballet!
Girls 4 and 1: Swirl to the left, twirl to the right.
Girl 5: Till the room spins around.
Girl 1: And you start to get sick-
Girls: Ballet! Twirly-skirties spinning today!
Ballet! Wear a pretty skirt to twirl around in.
Ballet! Everyone spinning every which way!
Ballet! Look around, there's another pretty outfit.
Ballet! Skimpy skirts that are too short.
Ballet! It eventually gets really boring.
Ballet! Spin around till you're dizzy!
Ballet! Our skirts twirl around than most others.
The ballet continues, but the event is in the background as London, Zack, Cody, and the Ballet Instructor sing and walk around.
London: What an event!
Cody: What a crowd!
Zack: Makes you sick.
Ballet Instructor: Makes me proud.
London: Well no duh!
Cody: No surprise. None at all.
Zack: And the Phantom is not here!
London: Three weeks…
Zack: Wait a relief!
Cody: He was a disgrace!
Zack/Cody: We have our peace!
London: I have my praise!
Zack: And he is gone at last!
London: No more notes!
Zack: No more ghost!
Cody: Well thank the Lord!
Ballet Instructor: Here's a toast to this ballet!
Zack: Ugh... no more!
Cody: Just go away!
Ballet Instructor: May the ballet never fade!
London: Three weeks!
Cody: What a relief!
Zack: What a change!
London: What a blessing is my voice!
Ballet Instructor: And what a ballet!