Carey and Esteban walk in, having decided to go out three weeks ago.
Carey: Look at it! A beautiful wedding ring! But why did you buy it?
Esteban: Whoops, my bad! I meant to get one of those rings from a toy dispenser in the lobby. Here's your ring.
Esteban hands Carey a really tacky ring and takes the wedding ring. Carey puts the ring on a chain, which she puts around her neck. She then hides the front side with the ring behind her dress.
Esteban: Why don't you wear it?
Carey: Umm… it'll make my finger green?
Esteban: Okay then. Works for me!
Then scene swoops back to the ballet. As the dancers twirl around, Arwin sneaks up with them, disguised as one of the dancers. He tries to dance with them, but is unable to.
Girls: Ballet! Twirly-skirties spinning today!
Ballet! Wear a pretty skirt to twirl around in.
Ballet! Everyone spinning every which way!
Ballet! Look around, there's another pretty outfit.
Ballet! Skimpy skirts that are too short.
Ballet! It eventually gets really boring.
Ballet! Spin around till you're dizzy!
Ballet! Our skirts twirl around than most others.
As they finish the last line, Arwin pulls a plastic sword from out of his pantyhose. He waves the plastic sword around, scaring the girls off the stage. Why So Silent begins.
Arwin: Why thank goodness you girls ran away!
Did you think I would pretend to be like you all forever?
Have you missed my beautiful voice? Or was it my good looks?
Here, I bring you a song. I wrote it by myself!
Carey: Congratulations, Arwin! You can write!
Arwin: I am not Arwin! The Phantom of the Tipton is my name! Learn to fear it-
Carey: Blah, blah. Just get on with it, already.
Arwin: Whatever.
And as the lead singer, Miss Carey Martin.
She'll do better than that airhead London.
And if she wishes to be the best, she should follow me, her teacher… teacher…
Esteban jumps onto the stage, a plastic sword in his hand. Arwin squeals, frightened, then runs off the stage.
Esteban: Well that was easy enough.