Esteban pops up from behind a tombstone, a sub-sandwich in his hand. The song is turning into "Angel of Music."
Esteban: How about you go away! Carey's mine to stay!
Carey: Esteban!
Esteban: Whatever he says, don't believe him! This man, he is not your Jingles!
Carey: Well DUH! He'd have to be DEAD. And why do you have a sub-sandwich?
Esteban: A boy has to eat, now doesn't he?
Carey: Oh… okay!
Arwin: Woah, woah, woah! Wait a minute! How come when I got a sub-sandwich I got yelled at. But when he got one, all you can say is "okay"?
Carey: Well, you're ugly, so…
Arwin: Oh…
Arwin pulls his sub-sandwich out from behind him and swings it madly at Esteban. The tune to "All I Ask of You" begins.
Arwin: How can you fall for him, when I have a beautiful voice?
Carey: I'm sorry, but it's just that, your nose is just humongous.
Arwin: How can you judge one by their looks, and not by feelings?
How could you be so heartless when all I showed you was kindness?
Carey: But it's just so big! It's disgusting.
Arwin: Doesn't the white mask help disguise it?
Carey/Esteban: Not really.
Arwin is about to swing his sub at Carey, only for it to be blocked by Esteban. The two begin to have a sub-sandwich sword fight, the two swinging at each other madly. Carey sings as the battle.
Carey: Phantom I am sorry for causing you grief.
But I… I love Esteban, and he loves me back.
Arwin: You do?
Esteban: Meh, might as well.
The two continue to fight. Suddenly, Arwin slashes at Esteban, ketchup splashing onto his Tipton uniform.
Esteban: How dare you! I just got this dry-cleaned! That stain is going to take forever to come out!
Arwin: Sorry about that. Got a little carried away.
Esteban hits Arwin really hard on the head, causing Arwin to fall onto the ground. Esteban is about to hit him again, when Carey grabs his arm.
Carey: No! Not like this!
Esteban: What? Did you think I was going to hit him or something?
Carey/Arwin: Yeah!
Esteban: Oh… Eat my sandwich, Phantom!
Arwin: …What?
Esteban: Eat my sandwich!
Arwin: No!… Why?
Esteban: Just eat the stinkin' sandwich!
Arwin: Never!
Esteban shoves the sandwich in Arwin's face, forcing him to eat it.
Arwin: Ohh… I hate ham!
Carey: Esteban! That's enough. Shoving a sandwich in his face is cruel enough. But forcing him to eat ham… it's unheard of!
Esteban: Fine… let us go back.
As the two run off, Arwin gets back onto his feet. He wiped some condiments off of his face.
Arwin: Now let it be war upon you both! You will regret the day you made me eat ham!