Life of a Terrorist: Counter-Strike
Chapter 2
I look around at the lifeless Earth, wondering what I had done. Then I saw the Ferarri I had looked at my entire life in magazines. I quickly hotwired it, with my tongue sticking out of my mouth in desire to drive it. Unfortunately, I had never driven a car, but that didn't stop me from knowing how to hotwire it and drive it perfectly. All of the sudden, ZOMBIE ARMS STARTED STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND! I thought I was going mad out of pure joy, but it soon become all too real when the zombie started choking the hell out of me. I quickly pulled out my atom bomb and bombed that sucka. Right after that I looked back to see billions of zombies sprinting after me at over 500 MPH, luckily my car easily outran them. I soon began to throw atom bombs at them all, but they were immune, so I pulled out some hydrogen bombs, I threw one and they all died. I then started throwing them around for a fireworks show.
After that, the zombies got scared as hell and started bowing to me, but I told them to go back in their graves and never come out. I started making atom bombs to last me for years of zombie invasions, but then I stopped. Amen.