chapter 1

it was kagamis favorte time break time she could finaly vist the class that had her three best friends in until

misao: HIRAGI (FUCLKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I HATE MISAO SHE REMINDS ME OF THAT AMNOYING BITCHHH RITSU FROM THAT FUCKING K-ON WHY THE FUCK DIDNT KOTO ANIME MAKE LUCKYT STARE SEASON 2 INSTEREDD OF THIS)

kagami: what kasube?

Misao: Do you want to have lunch with me and ayano (GHAAAA I HATE AYANO AS WELLLLLLLLLLL SHEWSD SOOOO FUCKING BORIN G)

Kagami: no im going to have lunchg with konata

Misao: what that fucking mitigit

Kagmi: shes not a midgit

Misao: hiragi she is I mean look at the hight of her why would you want to hangg out with a midgit

kagami slaped the baka and ran offff crying

konata was talking with tauska and muki

konata: I habe I supriedzx to kagami

tasksa: ogh konata chan what its it

konata: I made a ckeae with muki

muki: yews tuskea we did

they see kagmi cry

tasksa: onnnnnni chan what s worng

kagami: my fuuuuucki8ng classs mates called you a midgit

konata: oh no lesssin kagmai im goinhg to get my friends to jump them, follow me

they go to yutaka and mamis class

patty and hyiory: hey kontas whats up

hey patty and hyouy lesson thoese cunts form kagamiss class called me a midgit and we need to show them a lesssn

leatyer

misao: hey ayanmo im right rant It

ayano: yeahs misao you are

koata: hey

they turn to 8 friend

miso: oh fuck its hiragi midgit and friend

konata: did you call me midgit

misao: yes

konta punched baka in stamoc ayano scereamn

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

konata: calll me a fucking midgit agin and illlll fuckl up

misao and ayano run offff cryin

konta give gift to kagai

kagmi: oh wow konta think you

konata: thats ok do you want any rhing else

kagmi: yes I love you

konata: I love you 2

the next day

konata andd kagamoi wore holdinggg handdsaes to gamerts

konata: whatyy gameess shoulddd I bi kagami?

Kagmi: I donyyhurt knwow konata

koantya piuck up gam

kgami: ohh itsssss a haruhi game

konata: idont lik haruhi any morrrewe the e enddfd leeeeeeeeees egionht was shitttttt (OH MYU FUCKYIONG GODDD FUCKK THE ENDLESSSSSSSSS EGIGHT 8 EPISODESSS OF THE SAMES SHIT WHY DOES KONATA LIKE haruhi ITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DUMB BUTTTT NOT AS DUIMTB AS love chunibyo & other delusions)

kagi: yheash konata I agreed I wass so stinky

they cary on to schoolll abnd go to calssss

konta: they mukiu and taskasa

muki: hello konata and kagami

sudenly there was ancoement

couldd izumi and hiragi go to thee headdd offfice

they go thje the prinmceible was theree

fat princible: I hearddd a report that you twoowo assulted kasabe

koata: she acallled me a midgit

fat princible:wordss do nodt heurt you shoult apoligize

misaso smurked

koanta glegned her fist

fat princible: APOLIGISE

no

fat princible: reihgght hiragi andd izumi willl nott longer be alouddd to leabee bher classss

k onta and kagmi: whattttt

misao gigled

konata lunched onto heerr and punchgcged her so rapidly that her lips split open

a yano grab cheer and kock out konata

kgami bust in to tears

fat princible:stop cryin hiragi and ge back to classss Minegashi well done for your quik thinking

ayano: aragoto sensai

so eem timmee latteerr

yutaka: I canttttttt beelibvve kagami sempite wsasa forscedd to satry in ehety classsssss

minmi: I knowwwww right yutaka

yutaka: thjat its out of oiurder

minamiu out arm on yutaka whicch made hori go bright rend

waws fags

miasso anddd ayano wroe standddin out of classsss

patty: fuckk you youuuu fucking baka

misao: ohhhhhhhh thatsssss nottt verryyy nice aregain blondd bastrad

patty: calalll me thattt agin I fucking dare your

misao: aemagain bastrard

patty punched misaso so harrd ittt broke her nosee

ayano weennt belestic and karaty chuped pattyyss heads then stoped on it so hard her head cracked open

clssssmatess pullledd herrr away bloddde wass everyu whwere

pattty wwass rushhed to theeee hossidpital

miassso broother confunt herr attr hospitalll bedd

maru: whyy the fuck did you brake my sisters nose? He shouted as he grabbed her by the neck

patty: Becosuee sheee calleld mee amgain bastraed

misasoo brther head butted on her

maru: you callledd herr fuck you baska I willll get you deportwed

he walkkkk away (patty is my insperatein to learnin japanese)

backkk in classss yutaka cry

yuka: im scread

mimi: don't cry

minami huged yutaka hrois nose spraywed ouit blood (I LIKE HOYRI BUT I HATE HOW YURU YURI RIPEED HER FUCKING CHACTER OFFFF WITH CHITOSE FUCK HER AND EVERY ONE ON THAT FUCKI8NG SHOW)

kgamoi was lonely

techer spoke ]

studens wer have a transfere student

I came up to the front

kagami lookked up

kagmi: wow what a good looking boy

chalie I wirten out

this is charlie every one please be nice to him

I sat next to kagami wich made her blush

Me: hello whats your name I said

kgami: eh my name is kagami

me: oh hi kagami I sat next to you becouse you looked lonely

kgami: yes I am those two bitchs stoped me from visiting my gf konata

me: oh no I said

kgami: yeah I know

ATHWERERS NOTSES

IJUST REWATEDDCCG LUCKY STAR I HAVE IONGOLOKNOI TIENME TO WANJT OTHERG SHOWNG

my opunin

konata x kagami for live tasksa x muki horri x patty and yutaka x minami as well the rest is forced shit

this bit will make you cry

kagami was in the last class of middle school

all her frineds wore in her sisters class

ako miko kadio and akiria wore going to a different high school to her and her sister she wanted to spend as much time as possible with them but she couldn't as see was stuckk in her classs

misao: hey

kgami looked up

misao: I don't see you much in break do you want to joing my graduration party

kagami never pastipated much in group class activtys when every the class was split into teams for assinments she was a loner unlike her sister who teamed up with her usal group

kagami: do I know you?

misao: no…..

kgami: welll can you fuck off I have friends you know they just arnt in this class

misao: oh ok she said under her breth shesh what a freak no wonder your a loner here

kgami grabed misao by the neck

kgami: well at least im not a fucking retard like you

teacher: hiragi thats ength

kgami let go of misao she would not forget that day

some time after

kgami went to the 711 to get ingretents her sister fogot

misaos brother pinned her

misaos brother: why the fuck did you call my sister a retrad

kgami: cos she is one

misaos brother beaten kgami like a puchn bag

kgami coughed up blood

misaos brother: don't you ever fucking call my sister that agin

akiria: leave kgami-san alone

misaos brother: huh

akiria smashed misaos brothers skull open with a crow bar

misaos brother: AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH trys to cover blood rushing out

they both leave seen

kgami: thank you akiria-san for everything

akiria: thats ok and if anything ever happens in the futuer please think of me

they both hug

menwile some time later

ayano: oh my god maru-san what happened

maru: hiragi the cunts friend cracked my head open after I beaten her for calling my sister a retard

ayano: thats bad are you going to press charges

maru: I cant police cant find evedence I will get her some day even if it happens during my twlight years

ayano: maru-san I wanted to let you know something

maru: what is it

ayano: I kind of like you she said as she was blushing

maru: why so

ayano: you wore always there for misa-chan and risked your life for her

maru: ayano I like you too I always looked forward to your cooking and aretate you looking after my sister im going to be in my 3rd year when you start high school but I keep my eye out in case hiragi does anything funny

present day

misao the baka was hosting the club awards becouse the student bard are curpt bakas

misao: hragis little sister I love you twins 2 cant wait to see it

the hall lough

tasksa look upset

kagami went up on stage and puched misao so hard that her studpid fang fell out

kagami: keep my sisters name out your fucking mouth

I good

konata was wating twich she see chanel called a live streem

konata: I hate that guys content

konta see ather video

konata: I hate that guy two

door kock and kagmi went in

konta: kagami

kagami: konata

Konata: what are you doing here

Kagami: I was checkin you wore ok she said blushing

konta: ok its prety hot outside im gona take my cloths off

kagami: yesh I well im hot two you know she said frusted

they tock they cloths off

oh kagami I was goinh to masterbate just be fore you came in konata said as she put her hand on her pussy

kgami went bright red I…. I was as welll

they went on the bed then konata with out warning shoved her hand into kgamis pusy witch made her jult

aggggggggggh doint you fucking do that kgami said sweating

you like that shit kgamin konta said smugly

kgami stuck her hand into kontas pussy

ill show you what this feels like

asgggggggggghsss kgamin stop it tickles konata lughed

as the two wore having fun with eatch other

yutika went in

onni chan I…

she saw konata and kagami licking eatch others pussys

eehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yutaka screamed

konata and kgami sleeped with eatch other at long but how long teall there enenmys get in they way

oh yeah theres goin to be more like that later

tadao was at the smoking area smkonig some mariobros golds along came shojiro

shojiro: hey tadao

tadao: hey

shojiro: want a camel?

Tadao: sorry mate ive been trying to cut down my wife hates me doing it

shojiro: ok I have never been able to give up especially after my wife died he said while he was lighting it up

shojiro inhale and choughed loudly

how many of those do you smoke a day?

about half a pack give or take

what the hell I smoke a full pack I never cough like that

well its becouse your smokes are light and mine are strong

im not trying to be funny but your going to give your self cancer if you don't have a lighter tabaco

phone ring

hello?

shojiro sip beer

yutaka calm down what is it

he suddenly spat

KONATA AND KAGAMI DID WHAT!?

taddo snatch phone

bring me to kgami right now

she pass phone

hello

NO DUGHTER OF MINE IS A LESBRIEN YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE ALSO I NEVER WANT ANY THING TO DO WITH YOU EVER AGIN

FUCK YOU DAD

I need to spoke to konata

they pass phone

KONTA YOUR MOUTHER WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU I RESED YOU TO BE STRAGHT AND THIS IS WHAT I GEWT?

BUT…

I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I GET BACK YOU UNDERSTAND NOW FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT

he trew the phone on the floour hard

wow those are some old fasoned dads I hope they get cancer