A/n: You guys are awesome! I think I love you! Thanx for the reviews and before I forget.. shout out goes to the reviewer who suggested a kidnapping scene. Thanx for the idea.. I thin k I'll use it.. but in a slightly different way. So please enjoy and review again, thank you!
Sakura muttered a few words, thanking Shino for his help. It was the morning of her wedding and already things were going bad.
She eyed the bridesmaids and growled, cursing under her breath and muttering colorful things about Tsubade. While changing in the dressing room Tsunade pulled out a bottle of Sake and then all hell broke loose. The girls had gotten drunk, apparently the only one who could handle the liquor was Sakura and Tsunade. Ino, Hinata, and Tenten had gotten painfully and honestly drunk. Sakura shook her head as she remembered all the things the girls had done and all the secrets the girls had confessed. Ino had started singing after her second shot of sake and confesed that she thought Neji had a yummy rear end; Hinata put on a cap and confessed that she was thirty pounds over weight and would kill for cholcate after her first cup of sake; And Tenten… she surprised Sakura the most by showing that she could actually play instrument, use to have a crush on Gai, and now had a crush on Lee.
After all the confessions Tsunade began to tease Hinata with a bar of Choclate only to reveal that it was a jutsu, a mirage. Hinata retaliated by doing some weird version of Taijustu, Tsuande laughed and called it drunk kong confu until Hinata popped her. Tsunade's nose broke and bled everywhere before Tsunade fixed it. Then things got worse when the girls began a drunk version of ninja tag in HEELS. The result was Kunais everywhere, a messed up room, limping girls, and shredded dresses. While Sakura went into tears and hysterics Tsunade began to clean up, recommending that they change into clean clothes and give the girls medicine so they wouldn't stay drunk and end up in a hangover.
While they began to change Jiraiya walked into the room then fainted into a nose bleed as he saw Tsunade and Sakura practically nude. Then Shino walked in announcing that the wedding was about to start in half an hour while blushing. After Sakura wailed about the ruined dresses for about 5 minutes Shino revealed that he had 10, 000 silkworms who could make perfect imitations of the dresses.
Now presently Sakura was watching the girls sleep in their new dresses, drooling on the floor. Tsunade was somewhere, hiding form the enraged Sakura. Jiraiya was still on the floor bleeding from his nose while Sakura.. was leaning against the wall fuming. Waiting for her dress to be done, praying that she wouldn't be late for her own wedding.
Meanwhile Neji and the guys were striding into the changing room. The girls were over15 minutes late!
They opened the door, Naruto fell anime style. Everyone else went white. In the changing room lied Jiraiya in a puddle of blood, most of it still gushed from his nose. Covering the wrecked room were Kunias. The guys grimed as they saw the shredded dresses and more blood. The guys shook as they guessed what had happened. The girls had been kidnapped, and murdered!
With Sakura, the dress was finally done! She jumped around with joy and swung her dress around. She was so happy! Finally things were looking up, she smirked as she thought about how Neji would look when he saw her. She skipped away to the nearest changing booth.
Meanwhile…. Neji and the guys ran throughout the church. Their thoughts and imaginations made them begin to panic after they realized that the girls were not in the church or in the town. No evidence of them had been seen. Wild visions of what had or could be happening, ran through their heads and boiled the blood in their veins. Naruto turned the corner and heard a moan. To his ever loving surprise he found Hinata sprawled against a wall. Laying on the ground next to her was the other girls, every girl but Sakura.
Naruto had tears in his eyes as he grasped Hinata to him. Shikamru said nothing as he gathered up Ino, his entire frame shook. Neji gently cheaked Tenten before he was knocked off his feet by a brick like fist. He looked up, ready to attack, then he saw who the attacker was.
"NEJI! YOU ASS! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON SAKURA! AND ON HER WEDDING DAY!" Tsunade roared.
Hinata's eyes shot open, she all but leapt out of Naruto's arms. "NEJI WHAT!"
Ino and Tenten burst up. "Eh?" They looked around completely bedridden. After looking at each other they shrugged, they had no idea what was going on.
"SHINO, SICK HIM! I'LL POUND HIM INTO THE WALL THEN THROW HIS ASS OUT OF KONOHA!" Tsunade grabbed a pipe.
Shikamaru blinked wondering where the pipe had come from while Naruto trembled, Tsunade was scary.
"Neji……………… you better have a good reason as to why your holding Tenten like that!" Hinata bristled.
"What?... No!" Neji shook his head and put Tenten down. "NO! WHO DOID YOU THINK I AM? I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON SAKURA! AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?" He snapped.
"WHY WERE YOU HOLDING TENTEN!" Hinata snapped back. She leapt off Naruto and stood next to Tsunade with her hands on her hips and eyes enflamed.
"I WAS HOLDING HER BECAUSE …" He frowned and looked around. "Wait… WHERE'S SAKURA!"
"I don't know….. probably back at the church…" She broke off as she watched Neji disappear. Looking down she finally noticed something. "Nauruto….. um… why are you crying?"
The guys paused and looked at each other, then back at the girls. "So….. I guess you… weren't kidnapped… or you fought and won.. against your kidnapper.
"OUR WHAT!" The girls screeched, the guys scratched their head. Tsunade blinked then fell down, rolling in laughter.
Meanwhile Neji grew pale as he shot through the streets. He really hoped she was ok cause he knew one thing that she probably didn't know. She was everything to him.
Back at the church the pastor rolled to the ground in his newly found sleep. Sakura ran in and then skidded. She frowned, just where was everybody? She twirled and scanned in confusion.
Images and ideas passed through her brain in a flood. Maybe everyone thought she was ditching Neji? She paled, they wouldn't think that right? She panted.
Just when she was starting to think positive, thinking that maybe she had ran into the wrong church .. the doors flew open. Sakura grinned thinking it was heavy, she twirled around to greet him then froze. "Sas..uke?"
A/n: Um.. ok.. I know that was a bit wild, lame.. corny… e.t.c.. but please give it a chance… I know it may have been a bit hard to follow but… sorry? Anyways please don't kill me… the next chap will be the final showdown between Neji and Sasuke and the moment you've all been waiting for! The wedding, vows.. so on… after that I think it will be one or so chap before it ends so cya later guys and don't forget to review!