Wow this apple is good, thought Lorelai. Sookie was babbling on and on about which people in town look like John Stewart. Why don't I eat apples more often? Oh yeah it's not part of my 5 food groups. When was the last time I had one? Omg, about 20 years ago.
Lorelai was freaking out! Omg, am I pregnant? She went out of the room to find a doctor and ask him about pregnancy tests.
LORELAI: Oh, excuse me, uh, Doctor?
DOCTOR: Yes.
LORELAI: Hi. You're not off to save a life, are you?
DOCTOR: Not at the moment.
LORELAI: Okay. Just, quick question. Um, pregnancy tests. What's the deal with them now? I haven't taken one in a couple of decades, and I was just wondering if they work any differently. DOCTOR: No, they're more accurate now, but the process is similar.
LORELAI: Home tests can be pretty tricky, too. Can't buy one where I live, because people would see, and talk – it's a small town. And even afterwards, the garbage man could see the box in the trash, and blab, and you know, I like my garbage man, but again, it's a small town. It's not your problem. So, there's no machine?
DOCTOR: Machine?
LORELAI: Yeah, a machine you could stick me in. You know, putting pig vessels in people. Isn't there a machine that could tell me right away, away from the prying eyes of the garbage man?
DOCTOR: You really need to wait and take the test at the proper time.
LORELAI: Okay, see, I'm eating an apple. Now, normally, this would not be a sign of anything except hunger. Except I don't eat much fruit. I know I should, but I don't have a hankering for it. Had it when I was pregnant with my first kid, though. Kept craving those apples. And this morning, boy, was I craving an apple.
Lorelai's POVHow am I going to tell Luke? I'll wait until I know for sure. Just wait two weeks, just like the docter said.
Two Weeks Later
In a Wallgreens in Hartford, Lorelai is looking at pregnancy tests. Just take one Lorelai.
She walks into the bathroom and follows the instructions. It turns pink. Should I turn and run? What is Luke going to say. The only thing I see is a basball cap spinning on the floor.
Luke's diner:
Lorelai- Hey Luke
Luke- Hey (cleaning ketchup bottles)
Lorelai- Why can't they just design a bottle that cleans itself, I mean, we have technoloy, if you havn't noticed.
Luke- True, wait I'll get you some coffee.
Lorelai- No! I mean I don't want any thank you
Luke- Are u sick lorelai always wants coffee
Lorelai- Hey can I talk to you upstairs?
Luke- Sure Somethings up
Upstairs
Lorelai and Luke sit down on the bed. There is a moment of silence before they talk.
Lorelai-Luke... I have something to tell you
Omg it's bad
Lorelai- I'm...
Luke-your..
Lorelai- I am pregnant.
(Silence)
Lorelai- You ok?
Luke-Omg I am going to be a father!
