Coincidence? I Think Not…
(' ' Thinking) (" " Speaking) ('Kagome mentally talking')
Sesshomaru looked out his window. It was raining. Why did he go parading after his brother all the time? Now there was so much paperwork to be done!
He looked at the huge stack of paper that was sitting on his desk. It piled up pretty high.
Sesshomaru sighed then sat down. He pulled off the first stack of paper then pulled out a pen.
Before he could start writing a knock was heard at his door.
The door flipped open to reveal a tall man with long orange hair. It did not seem to be combed down as of late. He was wearing very shiny white armor. He had soft orange eyes that would make him look ten times younger.
"Sir, you called?" Asked the man.
"Yes, Ryan. I need you to go into Village Takisha. Help them out as best as you can. The humans there are having a small demon problem. Take fifty armed men and don't forget to bring our flag." Sesshomaru ordered the man.
Ryan nodded his head then was about to leave but Sesshomaru said, "and Ryan, tie that hair back."
Ryan turned and smiled at Sesshomaru then left.
As soon as Ryan left he smiled ever so slightly at the door. He could remember when he had first met Ryan, which was just ten years ago. Ryan was only 16, but was his most matured of all his soldiers.
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"Sir, please. We can't handle him. He has some kind of odd power. Please, take him in." Said a man who was kneeling and couldn't be seen.
A tall man looked irritated at the man kneeling before him. The little boy was looking at everything with a glare. The boy with bright orange hair even glared at Sesshomaru defiantly.
"I shall never take such a slobbering child into my care." Sesshomaru stated with great distaste.
The man stood up and clutched Sesshomaru by the shoulders.
"Please! Lord Sesshomaru we beg you!" The man cried.
Sesshomaru violently shoved the man into the ground.
"Keep your dirty hands off me." Sesshomaru spat.
Sesshomaru turned and walked off.
"I'm strong." The boy stated.
Sesshomaru stopped in his steps.
He turned around and looked at the boy. This boy reminded him of someone.
Sesshomaru walked over to the boy and kneeled down.
"Are these your real parents?" Sesshomaru asked not as coldly as he was to the man.
"Of course these weak human's aren't my parents." The boy said defiantly.
He spat on the ground in front of the man who was sitting in the darkness.
Sesshomaru stood up and turned then walked off.
The boy stood alone in the darkness.
"If you would like to come, come now. I warn you, there will be no mother for you."
The boy smiled as he followed the Lord of the Western Lands.
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Sesshomaru smiled a little bit more. The kid defiantly had class.
The door burst open once again.
Sesshomaru looked irritated at the sight before him.
Sango's expressions were completely surprised, seeing Sesshomaru's room. It was VERY large, and the bed was just HUGE.
(Cough, cough, Wonder why. Cough, cough)
Inuyasha was not surprised at all. Sesshomaru was left with Dad's land. Of course it would be beautiful… and big.
"You might want to see this Lord Sesshomaru." Sango said as she handed Sesshomaru a picture book.
Sesshomaru looked down at the book pathetically. He rolled his eyes then flipped open the book's cover.
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Randomly Placed Funny Junk Corner (Note: This has nothing to do with my story and most of the characters will be OOC)
"C'mon Inuyasha! Don't you want to sing?" Kagome pleaded with Inuyasha.
Inuyasha sat at a table right in front of a wide stage. How Kagome had made him come to this place was beyond him. And how she made him wear all this tight and itchy clothes was also far beyond him. Maybe seeing Kagome was worth coming. He did not like the looks some of the men were giving Kagome. Kagome didn't seem to notice any of these glances. Inuyasha thought that there could not be anything smaller then what Kagome usually wore but he was proved wrong.
Kagome was wearing a small tube top that hugged her chest and wore extremely small skirt with long leather boots. She had her hair down, like usual, but today she was wearing makeup. Kagome had told Inuyasha to come to a club where people were to sing. She was hoping that Inuyasha would let out his true feelings in a moment of inspiration…. just maybe.
"Yeah right." Inuyasha said gruffly as he folded his arms together and sat back in the chair.
"Not even for me?" Kagome said softly, tears springing into her eyes.
Inuyasha's eyes opened wide. He couldn't bear to see Kagome crying.
"Oh fine!" Inuyasha said with a sigh as he stood up.
Sango, Miroku, Shippou, Kouga, Ayame, Kaede, and Kohaku all looked at Inuyasha with wonder. It didn't take much to make them all come to the club but seeing Inuyasha volunteer to go up was rather surprising. Inuyasha made his way up to the stage slowly.
Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Naraku, Kikyo, Kanna, and Kagura were all sitting at another table. Sesshomaru was eating chocolates while glaring at Kikyo. Kikyo kept on fidgeting. When they saw Inuyasha stand up their attention was kept on him.
Sesshomaru was a little confused but he also stood up and made his way to the stage with a cold look on his features.
Inuyasha was handed the mike. He looked down at the mike then up at the crowd. He could smell all the human scents coming off the creatures. He could also smell Kagome's scent, which soothed him down a lot. He looked to he left and saw a very pissed Dj get off the stage and sit down at a free chair.
Sesshomaru took the funny looking man's place and looked down.
'Hmmm…. This looks interesting' Sesshomaru thought as he pushed a button, starting his own experiments.
Music started to blast in the room. Sesshomaru could not handle the loud noise so he held the first knob his hand came to and turned. The music went down to a bearable level.
Inuyasha looked down at his mike again. His heart beat loudly. Wait- he had heard this song before…
Kagome looked up at the stage with confusion. Why had Inuyasha picked this song?
"Who let the Dogs out?" Inuyasha sang clearly.
"Whoo-who-who-who?" Sesshomaru howled with a small smile playing on his lips.
"Who let the Dogs out?" Inuyasha repeated, swinging his head a little.
"Whoo-who-who-who?" Sesshomaru howled louder.
An old lady stood up and pointed an accusing finger at Inuyasha and yelled over the music.
"Who let that demon out?" The old women demanded, still using the tune to the song.
"Ka-go-oo-me" Sesshomaru howled heartily.
The music bleared louder as Inuyasha continued to sing the song with Sesshomaru.
Kagome sunk in her chair, as far down as she could.
'How embarrassing!' Kagome thought as she covered her face with her hands.
At that moment Miroku got a great idea. He made his way up on stage while Inuyasha was singing.
Inuyasha looked at Miroku angrily. He was having the best time of his life! No perverted monk could stop him!
Miroku quietly whispered something in Inuyasha's ears. Immediately a large grin played on Inuyasha's lips. Inuyasha handed the mike over to Miroku then kicked Sesshomaru out from his holy 'throne.'
Inuyasha looked at all the knobs and buttons that were available for his use. He saw two large disks. He scratched at the large black plates with his nails. A funny, but very interesting, noise was heard. Inuyasha smiled and continued to scratch away at the disks.
"I like BIG butts and I can not lie!" sang Miroku with a lecherous smile on his face. "Though other brothers' can deny! When a girl walks in with a iddie biddy waist and a round thing in your face you get-"
SLAP. The noise of skin hitting skin ringed through the room.
"Slaps." Sango finished for Miroku.
Miroku still had his lecherous smile on his face; the only change was that a bright red slap mark was left on his face.
"Bad boy! Bad Boy! Whatchya gonna do? Whatchya gonna do when they come for you?" Sango sang rather irritated, then sat back down to her old spot.
Miroku, having finished all that he needed to do for the day, sat back down in his seat next to Sango. Sango kept and giving Miroku dirty looks.
Kagome felt a little bang of sadness that Inuyasha had not sang her anything.
'Well, if he is too embarrassed, I guess I will go up and sing.' Kagome thought.
Kagome stood up with her head up high and walked to the stage. She slowly climbed up the small stairs because her heals were pretty high. When she made it on stage she was handed the mike. She looked at Inuyasha then mouthed the number twenty-five.
Inuyasha punched in two numbers, hopefully the right one.
Music filled the air and Kagome closed her eyes.
"I don't want to go another day. So I'm telling you exactly what is going on." Kagome sang with a side-glance at Inuyasha.
"Seems like everybody is breakin' up, and throwing their love away. But I know we got a good thing, and that's why I sing, mmm." Kagome shut her eyes tight and clutched the mike harder.
"No body's gonna love me better, I must stick withchu forever. Nobody's gonna make me feel this way, I must stick with you."
Kagome's singing was starting to get to Sango. Sango started to sniff quietly. While Miroku looked hopefully at Sango.
(Perverted Monk…. Is that legal for a monk!)
"Ain't anything inside me And I am singing cause your so, so into me, I gotta you, we'll be makin love endlessly. I'm withcyu. Baby I'm with you, baby your with me higher. So don't you worry about people hangin' around they ain't bringin us down. I know you and you know me and that's, that's why I sing. So don't you worry about people hangin around, they ain't bring us down. I know you and you know me and that's why I sing, mmm." Kagome sang, looking directly at Inuyasha.
"No body's gonna love me better, I must stick withchu forever. Nobody's gonna make me feel this way, I must stick with you." Kagome closed her eyes then handed the closest person the mike.
She turned and smiled a little at Inuyasha but then started to walk off stage.
Inuyasha could swear that Kagome was singing that song for some reason.
'Feh, whatever.' Inuyasha thought as he shrugged it off.
Before Kagome could get off the stage a whirlwind was at her side in an instant.
"Kagome, I understand your song fully. I will take what is rightfully mine now." Kouga smiled gleefully then picked up Kagome by the waist.
Inuyasha rose, looking all the more pissed.
"Goodbye, Good bye, so long, goodbye, goodbye" Kouga sang with a smile on his face then waved his hand from side to side then jumped out of the building…somehow.
Inuyasha screamed angrily as followed Kouga as fast as he could.
Half the people in the crowd, who had adored Kagome's singing, left at the sight of a flying demon.
Kaede jumped up on stage then sang in frail voice.
"Check it, Check it, I'm a bad grandma, I'm gonna shock you!" Kaede sang.
At the end of the song she flipped open the small jacket she was wearing.
Half the crowd, that was left of course, gasped, the other half fainted.
Sesshomaru covered Rin's eyes then turned around himself.
"Dude, but your shirt back on!" Kohaku said loudly.
"But I'm a bad grandma!" Kaede pleaded.
A man ran on, from behind stage, and grabbed hold of Kaede and pulled her away.
Another man came on stage.
"Sorry folks. Her village just called in, they said their missing an idiot." After saying that he left off stage too.
Kouga had decided that it would be better to take Kagome after the show so Kagome was sitting back down looking a little ruffled. Probably from all the fast movements.
(That whole sentence up top sounds, shivers, wrong. Bad picture, Bad picture…)
Kagome slapped her forehead, "Oh brother." She sighed.
"Yeah?" Souta asked from behind Kagome.
"Your not supposed to be here!" Kagome was starting to yell but then music started blaring through the speakers.
Sesshomaru was on stage, his fingers and mouth looked a little chocolaty.
Kagome rolled her eyes.
"I heard your doin okay, but I want you to know, I am addic- I'm addicted to you" Sesshomaru sang clearly.
He picked up a box of chocolates then stared at it.
" I can't pretend that I don't care when you don't think about me. Do you think I deserve this? I try to make you happy in all that I do." Sesshomaru sang on.
He clutched the box of chocolates to his heart.
"I tried to forget that I'm addicted to you." Sesshomaru sang to his box of chocolates.
"But I need it and I want it, I'm addicted to you!"
At this point Sesshomaru had seemed to be more interested in a certain box of chocolates. He stuffed it in his mouth, chocolate, box and all.
"Ough if ofer fant forfet fte oh hah, ani he how hee hay." Sesshomaru sang, trying to chew all the chocolates.
Another man came on stage and shot a needle into Sesshomaru's leg then dragged him off stage.
"Sorry folks. We've just realized that this one hasn't been neutered yet," The man said as he walked off the stage, following the other man.
Kagome's eyes widened as Inuyasha started to snicker.
Another man jumped out from behind Kagome and shot Inuyasha with another needle then dragged him out.
A man walked in and stood where Inuyasha was.
"Sorry, but this one hasn't been neutered yet either." He said then walked off.
Kagome started to cry. Now there was nothing in it for her!
(Lmao, so greedy!)
Shippou got up and pulled off his shirt then started to spin it around and around.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!" He started to sing joyfully.
Miroku blinked a few times.
'I never thought that Shippou hated Inuyasha THAT much."
He turned to Sango.
"Hey, can you check to see if I am neutered?"
SLAP.
Sango was blushing so hard but she was in a mad fix.
"Get away from me monk or I will make you." Sango said irritably.
Before Miroku could fall into unconsciousness he added, "Yes…mmm, make me…." Sango pulled out her boomerang and was about to slaughter the Monk until he said, "…a doughnut…"
Everyone was starting to leave but then another person jumped on stage.
"I'm your lord and master! You all are bastards! Worship me, or I'll stab your eyes 'till you bleed! I'm you lord and master!" Naraku sang with a squeaky voice.
Kagome started to twitch.
Naraku jumped out of the building. Followed by Kagura and Kanna. Eventually Sesshomaru left too, with a large black garbage bag…. wonder what's in it.
(Sesshomaru includes Rin and Jaken. The little Triple-Trouble Gang! Giggles)
Kagome sighed then got up off her chair. She walked out the building and looked for a ride home.
Songs:
Who let the dogs out? –By Baha Men
I like Big Butts! -I have no idea, I remember it from Shrek.
Bad Boy! –Heard it from some kind of commercial.
Stick withchyu- The Pussycat Dolls
Bad Grandma- The skittles Commercial )
Addicted- Simple Plan
(A little bit of) Yeah- Usher
Im Your Lord And Master- Squirrely Songs from illwillpress
lyrics were all from my memory so please don't kill me if I got something wrong.