Coincidence? I Think Not…

(' ' Thinking) (" " Speaking) ('Kagome speaking mentally')

A white baboon stood in front of Kikyo.

"Now listen Kikyo. I know what you need. You need power." The baboon said in a low voice.

Kikyo swayed back and forth but did not make a movement.

"I can give it to you, but there is one problem it is probably too hard for you…" The baboon said, turning his back on Kikyo.

"No, tell me." Kikyo said shakily.

'Hmm, never thought that she could speak.' The baboon thought.

"All right… well, there is a hanyou named Inuyasha. You don't know him by any chance." Naraku asked curiously.

Kikyo just shook her head from side to side.

"Oh, well then, Inuyasha is a very bad person. He stole my jewel. It is very beautiful but worth nothing. If you can get it back for me I will give you true strength." Naraku said with a smile.

Kikyo could feel all the power streaming off the baboon in front of her. She knew that under that costume somewhere was a man with power. Her mind could not process more then that.

"I will kill Inuyasha." Kikyo agreed.

"Oh you don't have to kill the poor man. You just have to bring me my jewel back." The baboon said with a wave of its large paw.

"I will kill Inuyasha." Kikyo repeated more steadily.

"Excellent." The baboon said with a smile. "Well, I will be off then."

The baboon jumped into a tree then jumped further off.

"Yes, excellent." The baboon repeated to himself.

(This section is mainly for your entertainment. This does not effect the rest of the story, not much anyway.)

Sesshomaru walked on the ground slowly in a wobbly jig jag pattern.

'This is a mockery of myself!' Sesshomaru moaned.

'It could be worse.' Kagome said happily as she tried to keep Sesshomaru's body up.

'How? This seems pretty bad to me.' Sesshomaru moaned again.

Sesshomaru picked up a small pile of dirt. The raised it up to his mouth.

'I hope you like dirt Sesshomaru.' Kagome thought happily.

'Wench, don't you dare do that.' Sesshomaru growled.

Sesshomaru shrugged, 'Okay.'

Then Sesshomaru dumped the dirt down his shirt. What ever was left on his fingers was wiped on his perfectly white clothing.

'I will pretend you didn't do that.' Sesshomaru growled loudly.

'Well, you can't ignore this…' Kagome said as she started to pull off Sesshomaru's armor.

'What making your load lighter?' Sesshomaru asked coldly.

'No. Just allowing the frogs a nice view of your body.'

Sesshomaru started to prance around while pulling off his shoes, then his swords then reached for the fluff on his shoulders.

'No! Not the fluff!" Sesshomaru growled sadly.

'Your funny!' Kagome thought childishly.

Sesshomaru ignored her comment.

"Here do this back on yourself." Sesshomaru said aloud.

Kagome gave Sesshomaru his body back.

"When I get my hands on you, you will be just like your jewel, in pieces." Sesshomaru said roughly aloud.

'Right, and the key word is when.' Kagome thought happily.

'How dare she put cold dirt down my shirt, that is disgraceful.' Sesshomaru thought, obviously mad.

'Because she is smart, and he don't know what smart is.' Kagome said with a smile in her voice.

Sesshomaru frowned deeply but truly he enjoyed the extremely odd things Kagome could think up of.

'Even though I still feel like driving her off a cliff.' Sesshomaru thought, sounding even more pissed then he really was.

'I heard that.'

'Indeed…'

'I just hate small talk.'

'Indeed…'

'Is that all you can think up of?'

'Indeed…'

'Your stupid!'

'Yes, you are.'

'Indeed…'

'…'

'I can take a hint.'

'…'

'I love you too.' Kagome thought sarcastically

When Kagome said this it triggered something in Sesshomaru, somewhere.

'What is happening?' Sesshomaru thought emotionlessly.

'You heart rate just went up by a lot. Might want to take those anti-depression pills, maybe even Heroin, or Cocaine…' Kagome thought with a smile.

'Indeed…'

Ryan had been walking for ten minutes and all ready thoughts of turning back to the village were invading his mind.

He took a deep breath then let it out. Thinking of her blue hair made him blush.

His ears elfish ears wiggled up and down. He pulled out his sword then faced the bushes to his left.

A girl with blue hair jumped out from the bushes. Her hair had a lot of twigs in it.

"Tania?" Ryan said sounding surprised.

"Oh, sorry, I'll leave now…" Tania said quietly.

She turned around and walked off.

Two arms drooped across her shoulders.

"You're not going anywhere." Ryan said happily into Tania's ear.

Tania turned around and smiled at full force. Ryan's heart continued with it's gymnastic routine.

Tania jumped up and gave Ryan a huge hug. A blush spilled over his cheeks immediately.

All his men watched the two with a rough laugh.

"Tania are you coming with us?" Ryan asked hopefully.

"If I can…" Tania asked as she twiddled her thumbs together.

Ryan took on a military look.

"Affirmative captain. Lets move out." Ryan said then turned and started to march down the road.

Tania giggled then latched herself to one of Ryan's white sleeves. They walked down the road together, talking and laughing.

Fire-Soul-Dragon: How cool is that? New chapter! Time to celebrate! I'll bring martini! Lol, anyway, to celebrate 20'000 words, almost 30 reviews, and almost 2000 hits for this story I have put up a sample of my next story. I want to know if you want another Kag&Sess story or a Kag&Inu story. So read further and tell me if it is an okay beginning to a story. Yes, you guys will be my story testers! Yeah! Yes, you must! Or I will…retire! Yes retire from writing stories! Wait- why are all you guys cheering? Lmao, just kidding about all that stuff up there. So read further and tell me how it is. Oh and as a side note, if you were wondering, Ryan has a very powerful sword, especially from Sesshomaru. One of its powers is throwing up a demonic barrier. You will learn more of its powers soon!

Broken House Rules

Kagome is just your average teenage girl and she is the only girl who is not obsessed with the new pop star hottie, Inuyasha. Nothing could ever make her like the guy, not even living with him.

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Kagome looked down at the magazine in her hands. A beautiful woman was on the page, posing with a shampoo bottle in her hands. Kagome smiled, one day she would be posing for commercials like these too. Kagome flipped over the page. A male with long straight, shiny, silver hair and dazzling sun kissed orbs smiled up at her. His fluffy, silver, ears were sticking out from his hair. His large smile had a fang sticking out in a corner. He had his two hands up in a 'thumbs up.' Kagome scowled at the magazine, pulled out the ad and ripped it into shreds then threw the rest of the magazine into a near trashcan. Kagome drummed her fingers on the chair she was sitting down in.

It had taken her two hours to drive to this salon and she was the last customer of the day. She had waited for three hours just for a simple hair cut.

The little bells on the top of the door jingled. Kagome continued to drum her fingers impatiently.

"Please come in sir! Yes, we will give you a hair cut right now, just wait five minutes!" The hair salon manager said over willingly.

"What? I was here first!" Kagome said rather loudly as she stood up and faced the manager.

The manager had fire building up in his eyes but Kagome didn't see that. She saw a man with long straight, shiny, silver hair and dazzling sun kissed orbs smiled up at her. His fluffy, silver, ears were sticking out from his hair. But his large smile was replaced with a deep frown.

Kagome matched Inuyasha's frown with a scowl of her own.

"Woman, if you do not wait a blasted minute then leave immediately!" The manager yelled at her furiously.

"I've been waiting here all day!" Kagome yelled at the manager.

Inuyasha stepped in front of the man and looked at the woman in front of him. She had long raven black hair. Her brown eyes were alight with flames. She had her hands in balled fists. Her sweater clung to her curves perfectly. She had on a pair of blue jeans that went as far as her sneakers.

"Don't worry, sit down. You can go first." Inuyasha said to Kagome calmly, with a gentle smile.

Kagome huffed as she sat down. She continued with her impatient drumming. Inuyasha sat beside her then looked down at the ground. He frowned deeply. He picked up the shredded paper and looked at it. It was him… well; it was him, but not anymore.

"Someone really doesn't like me." Inuyasha said to the lady beside him.

"Can't blame them can you?" The lady spoke fast as she turned her back to him.

"Hey, you want to get some ice cream after this?" Inuyasha asked with a huge grin.

"Dose it involve you?" Kagome asked roughly.

"If you want it to." Inuyasha said seductively.

"Just buy me the ice cream, you don't need to stay." Kagome said with a grin.

Inuyasha frowned. How was it possible that a girl could not fall for his spell?

"Well, you can come with me. Maybe after that we could go to the movies, or the beach…" Inuyasha went on.

"Look bud," Kagome flipped around in her chair to face Inuyasha, "I don't care who you are, stay out of my life. I want to get a hair cut so butt out!"

Kagome had poked a finger into Inuyasha's rib cage. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's hand roughly.

"Hey wench, don't you dare touch me again. I asked you nicely. No one, NO ONE, turns me down!" Inuyasha said loudly.

"News flash, I just did!" Kagome hissed into Inuyasha's ear.

Inuyasha growled loudly. Just then five bulky men busted through the door and stood at Inuyasha's side.

"Take her away! This filth…" Inuyasha yelled to a bodyguard.

Two of the bodyguards hauled Kagome away. Kagome was scratching and punching and kicking and screaming away. The bodyguards walked out through the busted door.

"Serves her right!" The manager huffed.

Inuyasha nodded with a large smile.

'Hope she likes my father's jail cell.' Inuyasha thought with a smirk.

Then he followed his bodyguards out.

The manager looked down at the door that was now in many pieces. He shook his head sadly then started to sweep up the mess.

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Just a major fluff story, or it could be innocent fluff. (?) I can't think of a huge plot for this story, unlike "Coincidence." An opinion would come in handy…keep reading and safe clicking.